Recent content by cdan

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    Share a stupid one liner kids joke.

    I ran into John yesterday. So I backed up and ran into him again.
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    If your friend told you that he was dating a girl that used to do porn...

    Problem is she's going to compare you to all the other guys that nailed her, just like the porn star.
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    POLL: What kind of water do you drink?

    Do you drink tap water directly or do you filter it? What filter do you use? I'm an RO guy myself, even though it wastes water.
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    Man barbecues and eats his dog

    As long as he didn't torture the dog to death there shouldn't be any problem. It's comparable to an Indian criticizing an American for eating steak. You can't really tell the difference between dog and pork anyway. They both have the same texture. This brings back memories of eating dog...
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    Do you know anyone who won the lottery?

    I won the Taiwanese lottery a few times. Prize: US$7 shopping spree at 7-11
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    Describe your sex life with a movie title ?

    A Big Hand for a Little Lady The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Scream I Know What You Did Last Summer 3's Company
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    Good places to get rid of a body?

    To all you gus that say bury it, or dump it in the ocean, remember that once a a guy dies his body becomes filled with air. Parts of his body may even break off. So in the water, the body (or parts of it) would float to the top. If you bury it, the body's expansion will actually push the dirt...
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    did you ever cut school in grammar/high school?

    My school had "senior privledges" which included allowing us to go off campus. So I was good all through high school. Finally senior year those administration bastards took away our senior privledges, so I started cutting school. I earned that right and they took it away, so I took it back.
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    are massages supposed to hurt?

    Massages? Yes The happy ending? No
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    vacation to vietnam

    Visit a Vietnam War battleground.
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    crazy glue is one-time use only

    Mine comes with a little needle you can use to unclog the tip of the bottle. Crazy glue always gets in there and drys.
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    Sauces/condiments you could eat on their own

    I was at Costco here in Taiwan once and I saw these two old ladies each carrying a plate full of sourkraut and relish. They sat at a chair eating it with a fork! When they were done they got up for more, like it was some kind of side dish. It's free anyway.
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    Goin to casino for the first time

    He's right. $20 BJs suck you dry in a hurry.
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