?Math illiteracy affects 9 out of every 5 people.
?When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car.
?Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
?I can't accept failure, but I can accept not trying.
?There are 10 kinds of people in life: those who understand binary and those who do not.