All praise TFNN for it is gooooooood.
freebee: "...you could be driving backwards, blindfolded, getting a bj, while singing we are the champions, and he is still at fault..."
Mwilding: "What she is trying to tell you that she has a 13 year old boy masturbating furiously to you and her Christian upbringing and hyper-repressed sexuality makes her blame you for the fact that her son is treating himself like an amusement park."