Bender: What kind of party is this? There's no booze, and only one hooker!<BR><BR>Amnesiac: Vampires are immortal, rich, and have massive undead orgies. <BR><BR>Werewolves just go batsh!t insane once a month. If I wanted to turn into a hairy, salivating death machine every 30 days I'd ask to be a woman.