I told my son about the hallucinogenic stilton before I left for work last night and he said that he was going to eat the whole wedge!
This is why I don't have kids - I don't need the competition.I told my son about the hallucinogenic stilton before I left for work last night and he said that he was going to eat the whole wedge!
"you got the stilton?"
Oh yeah man.
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"Is it good shit?"
"Yeah man I brought it over from Manchester in a soccer bag."
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That is such horse shit, a best buy date. That stuff just gets creamier as it gets older. Like fine wine.bonus being past the best by date!
I mean, honey and salt have expiration dates at this point. The world has gone mad.That is such horse shit, a best buy date. That stuff just gets creamier as it gets older. Like fine wine.
Maybe they should just print liability expiry date.I mean, honey and salt have expiration dates at this point. The world has gone mad.
But liable for what? If something goes wrong with either of those two products within any timeframe, that means there's some contaminant and they should be liable for it. Just because mold starts growing in your honey after a year doesn't mean that the first day of it, it was only honey.Maybe they should just print liability expiry date.
I love the proud dad aspect of this.I told my son about the hallucinogenic stilton before I left for work last night and he said that he was going to eat the whole wedge!
Except you opened it. How do you know for sure it came moulded?But liable for what? If something goes wrong with either of those two products within any timeframe, that means there's some contaminant and they should be liable for it. Just because mold starts growing in your honey after a year doesn't mean that the first day of it, it was only honey.
Honey does not have enough water content to support mold growth. In order for mold to grow after a year it would have to be stored improperly or water would have to have been added. The mold spores could have been in the honey originally (if the honey is raw) or been introduced later from contamination by the user.Except you opened it. How do you know for aure it came moulded?
I don't have to share a bathroom with him so...I love the proud dad aspect of this.
That is why I said Liability Expiry Date is a more accurate description than Best Before Date.Honey does not have enough water content to support mold growth. In order for mold to grow after a year it would have to be stored improperly or water would have to have been added. The mold spores could have been in the honey originally (if the honey is raw) or been introduced later from contamination by the user.
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