I get jealous about many things. People that have found true happiness in life. People with fulfilling and rewarding careers. The countless people that have enjoyed the intimate sensual pleasure of being with your mother.The ducks are just about the least dumb part about Jeeps. It’s a nice car community thing. You’re just jealous because nobody likes supercars.
The dumbest part about Jeeps or any Jeep adjacent vehicle is buying one in the first place. 99% of them never go off road (yes, gravel and dirt roads are roads that any vehicle can traverse)
Keep telling yourself that. You are a Jeep driver at heart and it’s obvious to everyone here and everyone who knows you.I get jealous about many things. People that have found true happiness in life. People with fulfilling and rewarding careers. The countless people that have enjoyed the intimate sensual pleasure of being with your mother.
The Jeep community has never been one of them.
Yes. In some dystopian alternate universe where I enjoy driving a Jeep with rubber ducks on the dashboard. All while my wife spends quality time with a boyfriend that happens to think I'm gay.Keep telling yourself that. You are a Jeep driver at heart and it’s obvious to everyone here and everyone who knows you.
Admitting this alternate universe exists is the first step toward admitting that a Jeep driver innately lives within you. Embrace it. You will be cruising in your lifted Wrangler with enormous off road tires (only on paved well maintained public roads) and you will be happy. Rubber ducks will be everywhere.Yes. In some dystopian alternate universe where I enjoy driving a Jeep with rubber ducks on the dashboard. All while my wife spends quality time with a boyfriend that happens to think I'm gay.
I had a '95 Grand Cherokee for a few years, I really liked it, went to the ex in the divorce.I had a 97 Cherokee. Best vehicle I ever owned. Highly capable offroad, and virtually maintenance free.
I think these Jeepers needed a few more ducks…
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This was on one of the local beaches yesterday morning. That fckr is totaled…saltwater in side, all the electronics…computers, switches, relays, etc…
My sister and her husband own one of those… I have no idea why. They live in Florida though, maybe it’s a Florida thing? I’m reasonably sure he’s not gay.
For 50-60K my people buy BMWs thank you very much. Forking over that kind of money for a Chrysler product would make me physically ill.
It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.Some guy at work has about 48 ducks along the dash in his Jeep. I asked him about them, and after I got the spiel I asked "so you don't ever return the favor to others, you selfish ahole". I recommended he not consider himself a Jeep guy until he puts out at least most of those ducks.
The 1990s Cherokees and Grand Cherokees were solid vehicles. We used them as our work vehicles and never had any issues. Jeeps of the last 25 years, not so good.