What's worse than snakes on a plane?

lxskllr

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Looks like they were grey squirrels. I believe they're invasive in the UK, and threaten the native red squirrels. Who knew they spread via train?!
 

WelshBloke

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Looks like they were grey squirrels. I believe they're invasive in the UK, and threaten the native red squirrels. Who knew they spread via train?!
Yeah. You probably won't see a red squirrel in the UK unless you go to one of their few hold outs now, the grays have pretty much done them over.
It's a shame because red squirrels are pretty cute!
 

dank69

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Looks like they were grey squirrels. I believe they're invasive in the UK, and threaten the native red squirrels. Who knew they spread via train?!
Do trains serve peanuts like planes? They probably passed out in the snack drawer.
 
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WelshBloke

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Do trains serve peanuts like planes? They probably passed out in the snack drawer.
I bet even a squirrel wouldn't eat a bacon sandwich served in a UK train.
And I say that as someone who has probably bought hundreds over the years and is still surprised at how awful they are every time I do get one!
 

Torn Mind

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Rodents get into cars...no surprise they can get into planes.

They are also part of the family...which is why humans have a affinity for not killing their cousin, 65 million times removed despite then being savages, pooping indiscrimately, and committing genocide against humanity.
 

highland145

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Rodents get into cars...no surprise they can get into planes.

They are also part of the family...which is why humans have a affinity for not killing their cousin, 65 million times removed despite then being savages, pooping indiscrimately, and committing genocide against humanity.
Lies. A while back, mice decided under my house was good. Nope, trapped them to extortion.

They mama's are still paying me.

In laws had a cow that refused to get on the trailer (for the 2nd time) and actually broke out, endangering everyone.

Nephew capped her with a .243, loaded her up with the tractor for the meat cutter and I get 50lbs more grass fed meat.
Win.
 

Torn Mind

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Lies. A while back, mice decided under my house was good. Nope, trapped them to extortion.

They mama's are still paying me.

In laws had a cow that refused to get on the trailer (for the 2nd time) and actually broke out, endangering everyone.

Nephew capped her with a .243, loaded her up with the tractor for the meat cutter and I get 50lbs more grass fed meat.
Win.
Market for humane traps is strong and well. Then you have animal advocates saving them from glue traps because "suffering". Humans love projecting what altruism humans have onto other species. Mice though, they went on a savage evolutionary track. That's why they can retract their balls. To avoid castration from other males.

We evolved from a common ancestor and come to think of it...humans have been pretty trashy and dumped their shit where they lived just like rodents. Paris stuck in late 1700s. Romans tossed trash out the window into the streets. Only human manufactured stimuli has cleaned up human habits(scientific discovery is pathogens).
 

pete6032

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I've encountered pigeons on the tube a couple of times.
Kind of sad seeing them fly hopelessly up and down the tunnels, but they aren't the smartest birds. One time I saw a group of five of them in the street chowing down on a piece of pizza that had been dropped. The stoplight changed and a car came and ran two of them over. The other three flew away and after the car had passed they flew right back down to the pizza and started chowing down on the pizza again right next to their two dead colleagues as if nothing had happened.
 

sandorski

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The sequel, where Jackson fights through the gauntlet to the cargo hold to release the snakes again. A trilogy of removing the snakes again will depend on ticket sales.
 

pmv

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Kind of sad seeing them fly hopelessly up and down the tunnels, but they aren't the smartest birds.

In the cases I remember they were in the train carriage. I think they flew in at one of the above-ground sections (Tower Hill as I recall in one case - I think they eventually flew out again after a few stops - fare-dodgers)
 

sdifox

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Snakes on a Boeing plane? At least then, the snakes would be the lesser of things to worry about.
Snakes are rather smart. So they are not getting on Boeing willingly. But I guess you can use that for revenge plot. The snakes are going to git Jackson for putting them on a Boeing.
 
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pete6032

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In the cases I remember they were in the train carriage. I think they flew in at one of the above-ground sections (Tower Hill as I recall in one case - I think they eventually flew out again after a few stops - fare-dodgers)
I think we have youth that chase or coax them down the steps into the tunnel because they find it funny.
 

pmv

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In the cases I remember they were in the train carriage. I think they flew in at one of the above-ground sections (Tower Hill as I recall in one case - I think they eventually flew out again after a few stops - fare-dodgers)

Damn, seems I missed the real story here. It's always deeper than you think (and the Northern Line is pretty damn deep).

 
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