It clearly says "Dick Turtle", not "Turtle Dick", you filthy degenerate.Sweets and toys made out of turtle dick?
OK…you do you.
So Spotted Dick, guess that's the "sweets" part of it.A turtle named Dick. Looks to be spotted also.
Shame, I thought if anyone here had been for a ride on Dick Turtle's pink rocket, it would have been you!I must admit that I've never been given the dick turtle!
That's, uh... that's. Definitely. Yes.My advice is not to Google "dick turtle"!
Hm, Turpin, Terrapin, maybe?Don't recall ever seeing that product - presumably it's a pun on "Dick Turpin"?
(Which also inspired Carry On Dick - perhaps surprisingly not NSFW)
Hm, Turpin, Terrapin, maybe?
Terrapins and turtles are both aquatic reptiles, but much disagreement exists about the differences between these two chelonians.
Indeed, the difference really depends on where you live; within the USA the word terrapin is rarely, if ever used. Instead all aquatic members of the tortoise family are known as “turtles”.
Within the UK, and much of Europe, however, the matter is rather more complicated. Broadly speaking the word terrapin is used to describe those chelonians living in freshwater, while the word turtle is reserved for those in marine environments.
Turtle, Dick Turtle.It clearly says "Dick Turtle", not "Turtle Dick", you filthy degenerate.
Hm, he does have an eyepatch and is in outer space, and thus could be a spy. I'll allow it.Turtle, Dick Turtle.
And yes...yes I am.
That fckr just inhaled that thing.Dick Turtle eats crabs.
Here's what you find inside.
See f I was making that post I'd have put a picture of lube, condoms, poppers and a packet of Rohypnol and Viagra and sworn blind that that's what was in them! I'm just too low effort to do that.Here's what you find inside.
People around you know that there’s a rift in the space-time continuum just outside of Cardiff…and that you probably crawled out from under a rock in said rift. I suspect THAT has more to do with the trust issues than anything else.See f I was making that post I'd have put a picture of lube, condoms, poppers and a packet of Rohypnol and Viagra and sworn blind that that's what was in them! I'm just too low effort to do that.
This is why people around me have trust issues!
Bloody weevil, isn't he?People around you know that there’s a rift in the space-time continuum just outside of Cardiff…and that you probably crawled out from under a rock in said rift. I suspect THAT has more to do with the trust issues than anything else.
Ribbed for her pleasure.My ex had a dildo made from dick turtle shell. It looked cool.
Its a thing!People around you know that there’s a rift in the space-time continuum just outside of Cardiff…and that you probably crawled out from under a rock in said rift. I suspect THAT has more to do with the trust issues than anything else.