Conan the contrarian
Conan the librarian
Conan the obstetrician
Conan the Merovingian
Conan the librarian
Conan the obstetrician
Conan the Merovingian
I think it's funny because I was hatched not born. At least I think that's what mom was trying to tell when she tapped out Morse code with her tail.BTW, when you were born, the Dead Sea was just sick
Ȋ̶̧̱̝̝̥͔͇̱͓̬̝̖̻̖̝̙͔̬̩̳̖̤̞̖̮̺̭͇͐͌̐̈́͒̕̚ ̵̨̢̢̨̧̝̪̗͇̹̘̠̱̗̞̗̹̙͎̱͙̗̈͑̎̈͒̅̈̉̿̀͐̅̽͊͒̉͋͒̈̍͘̚͘̚͜a̸̛̯͔̠̤̻̯̩͙͉͚̱̭̠̘̝͆̀͆̓͋̅͆͐͐͆̀̃͒́́̐̇͌̋͑͝͝͝͝ͅg̸̨̧͕̥͚̠͉͚̝̺̼̼̰̱̦̝̞͉͒̏̓̽̉̈͊̔̃͒͂̓́͗̇͑̄̂͆̓̀̓́̚̕̚͜ŗ̴̹̠̹̹̺̯͍̝̝̬͓̣͇̟̲̞͈͆̒͋̋̆̈́̀̓͊̈́̏̔̍̊͋̋͋͘̕̚ȅ̵̡̛̼̯͎̖͔͚͓̬̻̬̮̯̦̼̹̠͛̀̔̋͊̈̾̂͒̈́͐̓̋̒̏̋̆́̑̄͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅe̷̡̨̡̢̨̧̩̪̱͍̖̜͓͉̲͖̤̥͖̰̟̲̗̗͕͐̄́̃̊̍͌̀͗̕̚͘͠ͅ,̵̨̨̧͕̳͙̺̳̻͓̦̜̘̮̥̦͍͙͉̝̦̍̈́̚͘͠ ̴̧̘̥̜̺̼̦̜̜̜̗̫̮̗͈̾͋̃̆̑̂̒̈́̃̐̅̓͜͜͠ḫ̵̡̛͚̜͖̟͍̞̲͇̙̗̦̰̠̙̖̼̝͔͈̻͙͎̹̔̓͘ȇ̷̛̛̬̼̦͓͚͎͉̗̻͔̅̽̉̀̇̀̂̓̆̀̏̉̀̀̀͗͘̕͝ ̷̨̨̧̢̨̛̣̖̹̝̙̠͕͖̥̩͚̙̥̬̫̝͔͚̝̹̦̟̿̅̄̈́͐̈́͛͛̀͋̍̀̌̍̾̃̀̕͘̚͜͠͠͝͠m̶̛̮̺̠͔̪̈́̔̒̔̊̑̀̾̅̎̀̀͋̓̇̉̈̈̏͐͒̿͂͘̚̕͝͝ͅu̷̥̼̦̽̀̃͐̑̋̅͐̈́̿̈́͂̾͋͊̕͘̕͝͠͝͠s̴̡͇͉̭͈̯̲̣͎̟͓̹͋̓̒͌̎͒̈́͆͒̾̈́̂͒̈́̈́͜͝t̷̨̫̟̠̻̩̖̻̭̰̱̫͔̺̣͇̀̑̆̈́̀͆́͘̚͘͜ͅͅ ̶̡̛̙̖͔͉̫̜̜̣̲̗͔̇͌̀͒̄͂̓͌̿̈́͐͂̽̀̋̀͑̐̽̃̒͐̑͘ḅ̵̧̢̲͕̥̗̥̼̯̦͈̰͇̟̤̳̟̞͎̥̗̫̻͕̬̝͊̒͌̑̆̎̃̎̌̈́̈̽̌̑̆̍̀͜ͅę̴̮͎̺͖̹̩̝̼͚͎̦̮̯̲̦̙͉̞͍̘̰̲̙͎͈̹͉̬̐͌̆̐͗̃͊̑͝͝ͅ ̶̡̢̛̛̛̱̟̥̰̳͇̘̮̳̘̺̠͓̮̟̭͚̲͙̎̐̈͌̿̈̐̉͆͂̈́͆̐͒̎̌̂̊̓̅̒͒͘͜͠͠p̵̡̬̟͕̦̼̝͓͕̠͖̺̪̙̞͕͓̫̯̝͎̖̘̬͇̯̍̈ǘ̷̧̡̨͙̳͙̦̳̤̱͙͉͉͕̦̟̫͍͉̙͈͔̤̺̞̘̑̍̈͗̄̒͠ṋ̴̩̞̗̫̋́̌̂͐̑̀̏͑̈́͆̚͠i̸̢̫̳̘͚̦̝̝͈͍͉͎̺̰̎̍̍͗͋͂̄̎̌̈̋͌͗̉̇̈́͆͊̿̋̈́̊̇̐̿̾͘͘͘s̶͖̗̤͙̭̖̳̪͓̜͕̼̭̣͈̜͔̫̤̱̝̙͕͎̆͋̀̀̄̑̿̈́̄͆̈̆̐̅͗̊͌̾̕ͅȟ̵̢̛̲̥͇̣̮͕̞̲͈̪̌̈͊͂͂̀͗͜͠͠ͅḙ̶̱͇̼̝̥͙͔̪͚͔̗͈͈̬̗͚̠̰̘̫̥̊̿̀͛̋͛̈͌̇̔̽͜͜ḑ̷̨̝̠̭̫̦̺͔̱̱͎͇̫͖͉̜̘̩̂̽̾͑̔̿̆ͅ ̵̡̧̡̢̨̧̯̲͙̜̮͖̹̱̰̭̥̻̼͇̞̮̖̥̙̫̊͗͒̅̍̉͒̃͂̾̀̄͛̅̉̐̉̾͗́̿̇̍̾͘͘͜͜͝͝f̴̡͍̱͍͓͔̖̰̗̯̦̬̖͕̳͆̎̓̈̾͆ơ̵̢̼͙̣͙̪̼̥̘̪̪̌̎̆̒̑͆̋̂̀̿̍̄͐͘̚̚r̷̢̨͈̺̘̘̳͍̤̠̥̬̥͉͖͔̳̠͖͍̘̠̬̠̦̘̈́̋̓͌̐̈́̚͘ ̶̡̧͉̣̖̺͍̻̤̳͍̘̲͓̺̈́̓͒͂͛́͌͛̌́̓̍̋̍͐͗͆̈́̈́ͅh̵̡̡̧̗̺̞̱͓̲̼̼͍̖͕̩̗̻̝̪̦̞͖̟̦̠̝̥̼̮̓̃͛͛͝i̴̛̖̱̮̙̰̣̦̺̲̘̻͚̭̞̞̜̼͇͇̞̼̙̖̘̭̿̇͆͒̽͒̏̎̅͐͑͐̂̈̀͂́͘ŝ̴̢̢̡̡͉͉̠̗̜͔̗̼̠͚̠̪̼͎̦̀͛̃̈́̏̊̑͂̉͊̿̓͗̀̈̈́̐͆̚̚͝͝͠͠ͅ ̷̧̧̡̛̛̭̜̘̥̺̤͇͚̼͚͇͍̣̗̺̭̗̿͗͊̆͒̉̐̏̓̄̄͂̃́͗̆̈́͊̆̉̓͋̕̕̕͝͠͝ͅt̴̨̧̟͈͚̻̭̻̺̘̤̝̠̱̳̥̖̲̻͈͓̝̜̖̿͌́̽̐̃́͌͊̚̕ṟ̶̡̛̼̤̪̳͉̮̱͚͒͗̄̂̽͑̀̋̃͝ą̵̡̢̛̛̪̭̱̼̳̠̟̳̼̹͕͇̞̋̇͛̏̋̌̍́̍͂̐̓̅̒̀̀͘͝n̶̡̢̹͎̱̩͙̰̰̣̜̥͇̜̖̭̗͚̩͐͑̄̍̉ͅͅś̵̢̢̘̱̹͉͍̖̭̤̝͓͈̫̬̺͇̮͙̗̏́̍̑̒̂̉͌͊̉̈́́̌̀͜͝ͅg̵̡̢͉̥̭̱̖͖̐̃̀̇̓̓͑̀̆͂̈͒̐̃̏ŗ̸̹̲̺͔̠̞͔̰̗͈̫͎̘͈̗̻̻͚̑̏̆̀̊̈́͗͑̔̀̂̄̐́͆̔͒͛̌͂̃͂̒̿͘͠͠͝é̶̛̺̭̖̩̞̩͓̥̋͂̀͌̈́̇̈́̈́͂́́́̾̊̈́͒́͜͠ͅs̸̡̡̛̼̟̦͔̩̞̼̙̠̤͉̗̫̭̤̻̺͉̥͖͈̗̬̀̄̍̉͋̆̆̇́̄̈͂̿̒̓͊̉̿̈̐͠ṣ̸̲̮̞̋̊͑ì̷̛̗̙̲̳̖̞̬͖̗͉̠̱̰̯͈̍̀̆̃̄͊̄͗̓̎̓͊͛͗̓̚̕͝ǫ̷̡̧̡̢̨͔̮͎̠̯͇̳͚̱͚̭͇̜͔̠̝̣̲̙̗͉͈̭͉̗͑̀͑̀̃͊͂̀͊̓͗͆͗͂̓̇̀͘̚͠ņ̵͕̼̦̦͙̪͚̖͇͇̪͈̫̟̪̤̰͉̰̯̥̄̑̇͊̄̏̐͛͋̊̇͑͌͐̽̆͘͜͝͝͝!̴̡̧̨̡̛̛̛͈͇̭̥͍̞̩̭̹̖̞̖̬̜̲̥̩̺̙͈͍͕̮͊̀̈̇͌͋̾̒̂̈͗̋͗̍̇͌̓̽̒͗̈́͘̕͝͠͝ͅIf that's supposed to be Morse code in the title, that's terrible.
That took way too long. Also - Conan the Usurper.Conan the Cimmerian
Please let this be a thing!Conan: the Musical
Honestly I would pay a lot to see a full show of this!Please let this be a thing!