The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars

BoomerD

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The line I liked most from that article is:

Cicack called the Sandy Hook families’ portion of The Onion’s bid “Monopoly” money with no value.

And...

“It is also the product of impermissible collusion with the Onion in an effort to ‘rig’ the auction with the goal of achieving a specific result desired by the Connecticut Families,” he wrote.

Seems like the Sandy Hook families are the reason for this whole thing.
 

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QueBert

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Aren't the victims always to blame.

Well, according to Jones they're not victims because the whole thing was made up. There's sweet irony in the families affected by that are going to get to own him, literally.
 
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Moonbeam

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Well, according to Jones they're not victims because the whole thing was made up. There's sweet irony in the families affected by that are going to get to own him, literally.
in that case the victim is Jones so I’m blame him. Haha poor weak pussy couldn’t defend himself against a bunch of amatures facing the deaths of their kids.

I’m glad I never was put in a position of having an utter piece of shit like him making politics and money off lying about the death of my child. Let’s just say that if one of those parents took that scumbag out and I were on the jury there’d be no guilty of murder verdict.
 
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So musk is working on stopping the sale


I think it is awesome that the onion is buying it


But if musk wants to stick his nose in it then he needs to pony up the 1.5 billion lawsuit against Alex jones

Ohhh and add on the standard 9% interest since the judgment was passed which brings it to about 1.635 billion


Edit.

If Elon ends up owning it I hope Alex jones complains about it and the families sue both Elon and jones
 

QueBert

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in that case the victim is Jones so I’m blame him. Haha poor weak pussy couldn’t defend himself against a bunch of amatures facing the deaths of their kids.

I’m glad I never was put in a position of having an utter piece of shit like him making politics and money off lying about the death of my child. Let’s just say that if one of those parents took that scumbag out and I were on the jury there’d be no guilty of murder verdict.

100% this, which makes me think Trump might find a cabinet position for him. He'd fit in perfectly with the 2 Fox New hosts, Musk, Geatz and the rest of the shitsquad Don's meticulously assembling.
 

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100% this, which makes me think Trump might find a cabinet position for him. He'd fit in perfectly with the 2 Fox New hosts, Musk, Geatz and the rest of the shitsquad Don's meticulously assembling.
My first thought was the Dept. of Mental Health but then I realized I realized my imagination could easily fail me here. Maybe something to do with child welfare or a new Ministry of Truth.

It’s as hard to imagine as Liberals blocking Tesla chargers. I don’t know about you but you sound like a person who got in trouble as a kid if you were bad to other people.

I sure did. I remember almost dying standing at attention for hours at an Army base in Hawaii as a child in the blazing sun wearing, in my case, a Bot Scout uniform for my proud, I hoped, Father who wore a Navy Officer’s one. I still have his dress whites.

Such a beautiful man. For reasons I have no idea about I simple can’t stand unmoving for any length of time without my body screaming to sit down or move. I guess my mind is wandering. Let’s hope Trump has no use for l loser who went bankrupt lying about kids. God, what a putz.
 
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So musk is working on stopping the sale


I think it is awesome that the onion is buying it


But if musk wants to stick his nose in it then he needs to pony up the 1.5 billion lawsuit against Alex jones

Ohhh and add on the standard 9% interest since the judgment was passed which brings it to about 1.635 billion


Edit.

If Elon ends up owning it I hope Alex jones complains about it and the families sue both Elon and jones
Musk has allowed Infowars to broadcast on X while Infowars’ fate is in limbo.
Maybe the Sandy Hook families need to turn their eye towards Musk. If he wants to join with Jones at the hip, then he can have no problem footing some of the judgement.
 
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QueBert

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It takes a unique level of scumbag to sue the Sandy Hook families.

I don't think I could say "in his defense" but I think he truly believes that Sandy Hook was a hoax. So in his peabrain the people he's suing are bad. I can't fathom how a person could believe it didn't happen, but he's that far gone. Hell MTG thinks people can control the weather and RFKJ thinks tap water can make people turn gay. So nothing shocks me anymore.
 
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Talks about how the deal went down and why the Bankruptcy Trustee decided to go with the "lower" Onion bid vs the FUCA's bid. It largely boils down to the fact that there were two judgements: a large judgement for the Connecticut lawsuit and a smaller one for the Texas lawsuit. This imbalance would lead to the Connecticut judgement eating ~95 cents of every dollar when it comes to paying back creditors. So in collaboration with the Onion, the Connecticut families agreed to disgorge some of their claims in the bidding process to effectively pay out more to the Texas plaintiffs in this sale; the Connecticut families would instead take money on the back-end via ad revenue from The Onion. Thus, from the Trustee's perspective, more people were going to be better off on net, making The Onion's deal better.
 
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