That is good. Are the Midwest Rubes still trying to call everything ____ie Mc____face?
Which, anyone else noticing how much of the junk food stuff is adding y to chocolate (so its now "chocolatey"), which I can only assume is in advance of them removing actual chocolate. But I guess maybe its to appeal to the midwest rubes? Makes me want to make a bottle water brand called "Bubblers" where in the upper midwest it'd just be plain water, everywhere else it'd be carbonated. Also, I need to patent candy Ozempic, lose weight while you stuff your face!
Also also, did people know that Olestra didn't actually cause people to shit their pants (aka "experience anal leakage"), at least not any worse than typical. The trials that led to its infamy, the control group experienced that gastrointestinal stuff
more than the Olestra ones did.