Happy topic for the day: What do you want for your funeral arrangements?

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Iron Woode

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I am surprised no one posted:

What do you want on your tombstone?
 

Charmonium

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I plan to be frozen. Mmmm, liquid nitrogen. Hanging upside down in a human sized Dewar.

I'm comin' back bitches.
 
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Charmonium

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My driveway is about 40 feet of course gravel and 20 feet of paving. Years ago, most of the gravel had become embedded in the underlying earth, which was fine since it made a real racket driving over it, especially with a heavy car. So I let the gravel guy talk me into getting something more finely crushed. Basically, instead of chunks the size of a brazil nut or larger to stuff that had the consistency of aquarium gravel. My little Honda Civic Si can roll over it with barely a sound.

The only problem is that sometimes I park at the end to get the mail and then do a minor peel out to close the driver side door with the lurching motion. Unfortunately, that tends to leave a mark what with all Hondas being FWD.
 

SteveGrabowski

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I like Louis CK's idea at the 3:30 mark about donating my dead body to perverts and letting them do whatever they want

 

Shmee

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I would want to be frozen and either stored for resurrection on Earth when possible, or shot into space in hope of aliens saving me.
 

JM Aggie08

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Cremate me, pack me into fireworks. 30 minute firework display to the tune of my favorite songs.
 

iRONic

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Cremation has been a family choice that my father started during his hospice care. He asked us to participate as a family in a nod to his philosophy of living within our means knowing that my mother would be emotionally weak and subject to a funeral director’s hard sell of caskets and sundry burial arrangements.

So, cremation then add some of me to the ashes I have of my parents & favorite uncle. Spread the rest in all five of my gardens.
 
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