I live in Nevada and didn't know you could get a ticket for that.Eating and driving will get you a ticket in Nevada. Especially if a dingus pulls this and pisses the cop off.
Obstruction of justice, arrest and impoundment of vehicle. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
I live in Nevada and didn't know you could get a ticket for that.
Or they think boxspring is as bendy as a mattressThat's gotta be staged, right?! Nobody's eyes could be so bad they think "Yea, that might fit. Let's try it!", could they?!
Story time:That's gotta be staged, right?! Nobody's eyes could be so bad they think "Yea, that might fit. Let's try it!", could they?!
I worked at Sams Club while in college. I covered "hard lines" which had all the bigger items like tools, sporting goods, etc. Anytime people asked for something big like compressor or large tool cabinet, my first question was "what are you driving?" If they insisted it would fit in their minivan, I would say "We will put it in your vehicle with a forklift and give you twine. The rest is up to you. If the car gets scratched or your suspension fails, we are not liable."Story time:
I worked at walmart a million years ago. Every year they started selling these 3/4? or so sized pool tables. Real popular, like $300 a pop back then (probably made out of cardboard but w/e, people loved them). Anyhow, I worked the evening shift at sporting goods, guy comes in and says he has one reserved (thats not a thing), told him it wasn't a thing, he said he talked to the old guy this morning who said we'd have some available when he came in (which makes much more sense than the initial lie). I tell him unfortunately there's none out on the floor because we were redoing part of the department, and he came at 8:45 and they were already unloading the trucks, so those things which are stuffed at the top of a storage rack in the back cannot be accessed. He says unacceptable, karens it up, calls for a manager. I call my boss over, explain the situation, he says great, lets do this. We halt the truck unloading, move a dozen half-full pallets out of the way, pull his pool table down, I ring him up, have him pull around back so we can load him up faster there (since it's now like 10 and I should have been off shift almost an hour ago). I see the lights pull around the building, slowly...slowly....slowly... and a fucking PT cruiser pulls up. I just sigh to my boss.
He gets out, looks at the pool table, looks at his shitty little car, looks at us, and says 'oh, i think I need to come back in the morning with my truck'.
I fucking hated that job.
I could strap a mattress to an escort secure enough you could lift it with a crane, but most people suck at knots/rope.
Hey, if I'm payin', I want to maximize the value!This just in! Ixskllr likes his escorts so massive that they need to be unloaded with a crane!
I could strap a mattress to an escort secure enough you could lift it with a crane, but most people suck at knots/rope.
Thrust to weight ratio?Hey, if I'm payin', I want to maximize the value!