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Doge published a report. That is how incompetent they are. The general consensus is that they screen scraped budget numbers for different departments. That's how they ended up with bad numbers like not being able to distinguish $8B from $8M and not knowing that many numbers scraped were multi-year budgets that were already partially complete.
While I have no proof to back this up, I know if I believe Elon's an actual genius. The clip of him getting stoned off his ass on Rogan's podcast and laugh while Joe was trying to shoot his bow and arrow into a Cyber Truck made me wonder. I can't imagine Neil Tyson Degrasse doing that shit lol. And now he's confusing $8 million with $8 billion? That level of incompetence doesn't seem genius like at all. DOGE is already exceeding my shitstorm expectations for fucking up. And somehow when the voting time comes the GOP will happily vote the fucker in and make his position official.
Now I think about it, I bet it would be hilarious to see Neil high as shit seeing how he already talks endlessly.
Thanks for telling me DOGE published the fuck up, that makes it so much more hilarious, I wonder how the MAGAs will spin the blame on the MSM or somehow say it was Hunter.
Assuming they only pay taxpayers, $5K X 170M people is $850B. I think DOGE report said $50-60B in savings so even if their numbers weren't bad they still need to save another $800B before they can even think about cutting checks. Once again, Elon shows he can't handle simple arithmetic.
If the checks are really coming, I could actually see Elon hax0ring into the voting machines to figure out who voted for Trump. With them only sending them to the MAGAs, as the rest of us are the enemy by Don's standards. And us in Cali, even the MAGAs probably won't get shit.
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