MAGA Encounters of the Weird Kind

BonzaiDuck

Lifer
Jun 30, 2004
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Perhaps we can console each other as we watch our country start to disintegrate. We can share experiences of our MAGA encounters.

Here's my latest.

I've lately been keeping up with the unsettling accounts of DOGE government invasions, and especially the latest news about their attempted incursions at the SSA HQ in Woodlawn, MD. Former SSA commissioner Martin O'Malley was recently interviewed, noting that the employee buy-out offers and firings at SSA would leave the agency short of experts who knew COBOL and the architecture of the SSA's automated systems. He predicted a higher chance of an outage, causing delays or undelivered benefit payments. SSA hasn't failed to deliver a benefit check to the eligible in its history of 80+ years.

Every day, I go down to a small park to make my one-mile walk. Seniors should walk a mile every day, or 150 minutes a week.

Next to the park, there is a grocery store which has the best butcher counter in town, and so I pick up some things there before going home. As I entered the store, a couple who were perhaps 10 years younger than I followed me in. They appeared to be old enough to collect SS benefits, so I asked -- and they did get their benefits. So I tried to advise them, telling them that O'Malley urged people to save money to avert the problem of a delayed benefit check or deposit.

They reacted. "That's propaganda!" they said. "He'd never do that!" -- perhaps addressing the thought that Trump would deliberately cause SS benefit payments to be interrupted. I attempted to advise them further, but I went my way, and they went theirs.

Later, I returned to the checkout counter. The cashier asked me how I was doing. "Not bad! Pretty good! About the same! But the stock market is in the toilet!" [You can check the DJ and S&P500 indexes for March 11, but one cannot miss these announcements on the TV news channels or Bloomberg.

I hadn't noticed at first that the same couple were behind me, but the man sharply remarked "No it isn't!" To that, I had to ask "What planet are you from?" I'd lost half of the gains in my guided investment fund over the previous year. I have a friend who lost $7,000 in the past couple weeks.

So. What planet are they from?
 

Moonbeam

Elite Member
Nov 24, 1999
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Can't fix stupid BonzaiDuck.
I know, I've tried to fix him but he ducked.

I moved everything out of the market but 20 percent last week. Not sure if it was financially prudent or not but I don't care. It's a race to the finish line between having nothing left before death or not and so far I'm winning. One alternative looks to be much much closer.
 

Moonbeam

Elite Member
Nov 24, 1999
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Perhaps we can console each other as we watch our country start to disintegrate. We can share experiences of our MAGA encounters.

Here's my latest.

I've lately been keeping up with the unsettling accounts of DOGE government invasions, and especially the latest news about their attempted incursions at the SSA HQ in Woodlawn, MD. Former SSA commissioner Martin O'Malley was recently interviewed, noting that the employee buy-out offers and firings at SSA would leave the agency short of experts who knew COBOL and the architecture of the SSA's automated systems. He predicted a higher chance of an outage, causing delays or undelivered benefit payments. SSA hasn't failed to deliver a benefit check to the eligible in its history of 80+ years.

Every day, I go down to a small park to make my one-mile walk. Seniors should walk a mile every day, or 150 minutes a week.

Next to the park, there is a grocery store which has the best butcher counter in town, and so I pick up some things there before going home. As I entered the store, a couple who were perhaps 10 years younger than I followed me in. They appeared to be old enough to collect SS benefits, so I asked -- and they did get their benefits. So I tried to advise them, telling them that O'Malley urged people to save money to avert the problem of a delayed benefit check or deposit.

They reacted. "That's propaganda!" they said. "He'd never do that!" -- perhaps addressing the thought that Trump would deliberately cause SS benefit payments to be interrupted. I attempted to advise them further, but I went my way, and they went theirs.

Later, I returned to the checkout counter. The cashier asked me how I was doing. "Not bad! Pretty good! About the same! But the stock market is in the toilet!" [You can check the DJ and S&P500 indexes for March 11, but one cannot miss these announcements on the TV news channels or Bloomberg.

I hadn't noticed at first that the same couple were behind me, but the man sharply remarked "No it isn't!" To that, I had to ask "What planet are you from?" I'd lost half of the gains in my guided investment fund over the previous year. I have a friend who lost $7,000 in the past couple weeks.

So. What planet are they from?
Regarding the 'weird kind'. In my opinion all the weirdness on the right is due to due to an inability to handle information that insults their egos, in short their own cowardliness in facing reality but on the left it's exactly the same thing, an inability to deal with Trump by standing up to him. Cowards on the right, cowards on the left, soaked in fear. Nobody wants to see or deal with their own self hate and the result is all pretense everywhere you turn, and of course the inevitable blaming someone else for not fixing what only the person him or her self can fix.
 

BonzaiDuck

Lifer
Jun 30, 2004
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I know, I've tried to fix him but he ducked.

I moved everything out of the market but 20 percent last week. Not sure if it was financially prudent or not but I don't care. It's a race to the finish line between having nothing left before death or not and so far I'm winning. One alternative looks to be much much closer.
Finally! You say something that isn't all touchy feely! But -- yeah and yipes! --meeting with my Merrill Lynch advisor soon. Your strategy sounds like my own contemplations.

SOB raised tariffs on French wine and champagne by 200%. The market is really going into the toilet.

Tommy Tuberville, the AL Senator, is behaving like a clown, talking about "no pain, no gain." A GOP congresswoman from Michigan is saying that this is "all the fault of the Biden administration." The market was doing fine through November. Who in their right mind believes any of that?

Meanwhile, Musk is cutting the workforce at Dept of Interior, and the NPS cuts are so severe people are talking about privatizing -- selling off -- the National Parks.

But any more stories about meeting the space-alien MAGA out in the public?
 

Moonbeam

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Finally! You say something that isn't all touchy feely! But -- yeah and yipes! --meeting with my Merrill Lynch advisor soon. Your strategy sounds like my own contemplations.

SOB raised tariffs on French wine and champagne by 200%. The market is really going into the toilet.

Tommy Tuberville, the AL Senator, is behaving like a clown, talking about "no pain, no gain." A GOP congresswoman from Michigan is saying that this is "all the fault of the Biden administration." The market was doing fine through November. Who in their right mind believes any of that?

Meanwhile, Musk is cutting the workforce at Dept of Interior, and the NPS cuts are so severe people are talking about privatizing -- selling off -- the National Parks.

But any more stories about meeting the space-alien MAGA out in the public?
My guess is that if the economy gets bad for the rich Trump will have an accident.
Can't fix stupid BonzaiDuck.
You know, I hope, Forum Director esquared, that in order not to call BonzaiDuck stupid, you should have put a put a comma between stupid and his name. There’s more than one kind of Nazi around here.
 
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dank69

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My guess is that if the economy gets bad for the rich Trump will have an accident.

You know, I hope, Forum Director esquared, that in order not to call BonzaiDuck stupid, you should have put a put a comma between stupid and his name. There’s more than one kind of Nazi around here.
we can discuss grammer after you help my uncle jack off a horse
 

nakedfrog

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Look at the finery of the emperor's garb, it's so utterly majestic! You're simply too much of a crude simpleton to perceive such gloriousness
 

BonzaiDuck

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Look at the finery of the emperor's garb, it's so utterly majestic! You're simply too much of a crude simpleton to perceive such gloriousness
I suppose this morning I'm concerned about how we normalize Trump. For instance, I was on the phone with my Merrill-Lynch advisor, discussing whether to pull money out of the guided fund. She is not a Trumper. But she said "He's a businessman, he's transactional -- the latest tariff declarations are a bargaining strategy -- and his friends are rich investors, so it wouldn't go so well if he tanked the economy."

She's right, but this makes Trump sound almost normal. As to the emperor's clothes, Trump is still normal in the business suit and red tie, but Musk? Musk is bizarre in keeping with your facetiously "majestic" remark. But it's already been said: How can they criticize Zelensky for his war-time casuals that still look normal, when Musk's choice of clothing could just as easily fit the behavior of Howard Hughes.

What worries me, even so: If I can dismiss my panic about the Guided Fund and let the money ride on it, I could also have an easier inclination to accept Space Alien Trumpers as "everyday citizens". In terms of the popular vote win, perhaps they are, but as delusional lemmings, they aren't. I DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THOSE FOLKS AS NORMAL AMERICANS!
 
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nakedfrog

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I suppose this morning I'm concerned about how we normalize Trump. For instance, I was on the phone with my Merrill-Lynch advisor, discussing whether to pull money out of the guided fund. She is not a Trumper. But she said "He's a businessman, he's transactional -- the latest tariff declarations are a bargaining strategy -- and his friends are rich investors, so it wouldn't go so well if he tanked the economy."

She's right, but this makes Trump sound almost normal. As to the emperor's clothes, Trump is still normal in the business suit and red tie, but Musk? Musk is bizarre in keeping with your facetiously "majestic" remark. But it's already been said: How can they criticize Zelensky for his war-time casuals that still look normal, when Musk's choice of clothing could just as easily fit the behavior of Howard Hughes.

What worries me, even so: If I can dismiss my panic about the Guided Fund and let the money ride on it, I could also have an easier inclination to accept Space Alien Trumpers as "everyday citizens". In terms of the popular vote win, perhaps they are, but as delusional lemmings, they aren't. I DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THOSE FOLKS AS NORMAL AMERICANS!
The clothes are a metaphor... because they're deep in the Flavor-Aid they see things that you, as a non-believer, do not see.
 

dank69

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"G-R-A-M-M-A-R"

I also missed or overlooked esquared's missing comma. He's right -- you can't fix stupid. You can fix ignorant! But if one doesn't fix being ignorant, then one is stupid.
leave my nana out of this
 

MtnMan

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Jul 27, 2004
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I know, I've tried to fix him but he ducked.

I moved everything out of the market but 20 percent last week. Not sure if it was financially prudent or not but I don't care. It's a race to the finish line between having nothing left before death or not and so far I'm winning. One alternative looks to be much much closer.
Wait? What?

You didn't buy Trump (or Melina) crypto, how about some good old DJT stock?

We need a new acronym for people like you, MINO (Maga In Name Only), and we know that Mino's are just bait fish.
 
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BonzaiDuck

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Here's a custom bumper sticker that shouldn't result in my detention and arrest:

"Overthrow any criminal regime by any means necessary"

If someone detained and interrogated me, asking "What do you mean -- 'any criminal regime'?" I could be cryptic and coy. "Do you know of any criminal regime?"
 
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Moonbeam

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"G-R-A-M-M-A-R"

I also missed or overlooked esquared's missing comma. He's right -- you can't fix stupid. You can fix ignorant! But if one doesn't fix being ignorant, then one is stupid.
There is only only one thing you can change about stupid people and it's how you react to them. Their stone age inability to examine things rationally went out the window when people started living in larger and larger communities. That's why cities are liberal. Conservatives of different tribes will kill each other if they try to occupy the same space. Look how liberal Israel became a fascist state. So hate all you want but who is conservative and who liberal is to some extent, an unknown extent in my opinion, is a matter of chance. Family dynamics, I think also, are involved and that is a profoundly complex subject in my opinion.

So there are self destructive and therefore country destroying conservatives out there for sure, but how that affects you might with conscious effort be optional. There's gravity and me laughing or crying over spilt milk.
 

Moonbeam

Elite Member
Nov 24, 1999
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leave my nana out of this
Wait? What?

You didn't buy Trump (or Melina) crypto, how about some good old DJT stock?

We need a new acronym for people like you, MINO (Maga In Name Only), and we know that Mino's are just bait fish.
“S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G”.
De bait you is looking for ain’t MINO. I’d argue you done a bad job of winnowing down minnow. Save your money not your letters. Don't be M P Q NEE S.

People like me are as valuable as noble metals and rare earths not worthless Mentals, like conservative folk who only fancy themselves down to earth. However the Pennie’s I saved were many many and pre 1966. I have one box on the floor next to me that’s there because I can no longer lift it. I can still lift the silver because they’re in a strong pig skin leather bag. I think the bag might be worth more than the coins. I have never seen another like it. My conservative parents bought it somewhere back in their dark ages. It’s old.
 
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