Sharpie map is a must.Maybe we should just lie and tell him that he did it and they're part of the US now. I'm not sure it's the kind of thing he'll follow up on.
Ah yes, we can have a map-Sharpie-ing ceremony to make it official.Sharpie map is a must.
Has he said why exactly? Missile defense? Naval bases for the arctic?
Russia has jumped in to play good cop VS our bad cop.
For the show of pretending there is opposition between Putin and Trump.
All lies.
Putin threatens US over Greenland ambition: ‘We will not allow encroachments’
Their resource is Donald Trump, and his idiot scumbag defenders, like yourselfView attachment 120822
The Russkies can only posture. They dont have the resources to do anything else.
Now you just want Greenland to flaunt their wealth.Hopefully there's an unusual rain of eggs as they exit the airport.
Circular logic.Their resource is Donald Trump, and his idiot scumbag defenders, like yourself
So the deal being: Russia "threatens" Greenland making it "legal" for US to land massive military presence to "defend" Greenland and "protect" national interests. US makes "peace-treaty" with Russia where they can do whatever in Ukraine. Win-Win...Russia has jumped in to play good cop VS our bad cop.
For the show of pretending there is opposition between Putin and Trump.
All lies.
Putin threatens US over Greenland ambition: ‘We will not allow encroachments’
Yes that is fucking pathetic.Russia has jumped in to play good cop VS our bad cop.
For the show of pretending there is opposition between Putin and Trump.
All lies.
Putin threatens US over Greenland ambition: ‘We will not allow encroachments’
There is still Uruguay and Paraguay. I think you guys can colonize over there without much resistance. The US disclaims interest.So the deal being: Russia "threatens" Greenland making it "legal" for US to land massive military presence to "defend" Greenland and "protect" national interests. US makes "peace-treaty" with Russia where they can do whatever in Ukraine. Win-Win...
Your head has permanently colonized your anus.There is still Uruguay and Paraguay. I think you guys can colonize over there without much resistance. The US disclaims interest.
We already sold you the Virgin Islands.There is still Uruguay and Paraguay. I think you guys can colonize over there without much resistance. The US disclaims interest.
Vance is the most douchiest condescending need to receive punch in face politician I ever heard speak and that includes Trump. The sheer gall and arrogance of his speech in Greenland. Holy shit is he an anal wartDanish media and analytics are calling the latest Vance speak a de-escalation. But let's see...
Denmark should lodge a claim to get the islands back like Putin wants Alaska back.We already sold you the Virgin Islands.
I got a better idea. Let's swap Virgin Islands for Greenland. We'll even through in Puerto Rico.Denmark should lodge a claim to get the islands back like Putin wants Alaska back.
Dumping Texas for Greenland would be the deal of the millennium. I doubt Denmark would want it though.I got a better idea. Let's swap Virgin Islands for Greenland. We'll even through in Puerto Rico.
Let's just let the citizens of Greenland decide. I'm sure they know how wonderful Puerto Rico have it, and will come running to the US....I got a better idea. Let's swap Virgin Islands for Greenland. We'll even through in Puerto Rico.
Fuck to the hell noDumping Texas for Greenland would be the deal of the millennium. I doubt Denmark would want it though.