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SteveGrabowski

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Had a dream my girlfriend from 7th grade had a McDonalds in her kitchen that she worked at so I went over and she hooked me up with some free fries. Then she said her mom wasn't coming home until 8PM so I told her lets go to your room and make out. It'll be ok since you're not going to have any customers until your mom gets back anyways.
 
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SteveGrabowski

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So here's a weird one. I dreamed I was trying to save Ho Chi from this GTA Vice City commercial but he kept getting shot every time. I think it was because I was watching Groundhog Day and Bill Murray kept trying to save the life of this homeless guy in it (to the point of learning to become a doctor) and failing.

The Vice City commercial

Here's the scenes from Groundhog Day I'm talking about
 

SteveGrabowski

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Had a dream I developed a VR game called Total Bastard with graphics like Job Simulator where the object of the game was to go into places and be a total bastard. Like one stage you were in a Starbucks and the object of the level was to run to everyone's table so you could take their coffee and dump it on the floor or if they had a frappucino you'd dump it all over them and then you'd throw everyone's cookies around the store plus you had to mush all the muffins and then take everyone's sandwiches and shake and throw them all around to scatter the ingredients all over the store. After I finished the level there were a bunch of patrons with lettuce in their hair and covered in whipped cream and ice coffee (you weren't supposed to dump the hot coffee on people thankfully).
 
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lxskllr

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Nov 30, 2004
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I don't usually remember my dreams, but here's one I had the other day(fragmentary)... I dreamed I was parked on the shoulder on a job, and crawler crane carrying a removed tree walked down the road past me. What that means of course is the boom took down all the wires in it's path, and pulled the utility poles over. My truck got draped in wires, and were wrapped around the light on top. No real damage, but I had to walk up to the construction trailer, and wait for the cops to come. I was thinking "FFS, I don't have time for this shit..." :^D
 

pmv

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_Finally_ had a dream I actually remembered so could post in this thread. For some reason for several years now I've either stopped dreaming entirely or stopped ever remembering any dreams.

(Pretty sure it's related to my terrible sleep and innumerable medical issues - there was a time when I could regularly recall a complete narrative of the previous night's dream - albeit usually a nonsensical narrative, as you'd expect from a dream - and that almost never happens any more).

But the other night dreamed I was a trainee pilot trying to land an airliner and making a complete mess of it. Couldn't seem to line up with the runway, and ended up miles from the airport in thick fog running out of fuel, while turning the plane in ever-decreasing circles.

Not sure if it was good or bad luck for the passengers that I woke up before we finally ran dry and crashed. Just hope someone else onboard knew how to fly a plane.
 

lxskllr

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Nov 30, 2004
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Last night I dreamed I was going to do an easy tree job with the guy I usually work with. We were in a lowland setting near the beach, and at some point, it became Michael Burnham(from Trek Discovery) in charge, but she actually looked like Beckett Mariner(Tawny Newsome), and the job got way more complicated. I asked what we needed, and it turned out to be a bunch of rigging, so I'm digging through the truck trying to cobble something together that'll work(that's something that could actually happen), got the gear together, and found I lost the sheath to my viking neck knife(which I don't own), but it turned out I was sitting on it on the bed rail of my truck. I sheathed the knife, then wokeup.

It wasn't as supernatural as dreams can get, but it was a bizarre collection of characters, and I have no idea how it all came together.
 

Kaido

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Feb 14, 2004
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Last night I dreamed I was going to do an easy tree job with the guy I usually work with. We were in a lowland setting near the beach, and at some point, it became Michael Burnham(from Trek Discovery) in charge, but she actually looked like Beckett Mariner(Tawny Newsome), and the job got way more complicated. I asked what we needed, and it turned out to be a bunch of rigging, so I'm digging through the truck trying to cobble something together that'll work(that's something that could actually happen), got the gear together, and found I lost the sheath to my viking neck knife(which I don't own), but it turned out I was sitting on it on the bed rail of my truck. I sheathed the knife, then wokeup.

It wasn't as supernatural as dreams can get, but it was a bizarre collection of characters, and I have no idea how it all came together.

Gemini AI says you should be a pirate

 
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Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
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_Finally_ had a dream I actually remembered so could post in this thread. For some reason for several years now I've either stopped dreaming entirely or stopped ever remembering any dreams.

(Pretty sure it's related to my terrible sleep and innumerable medical issues - there was a time when I could regularly recall a complete narrative of the previous night's dream - albeit usually a nonsensical narrative, as you'd expect from a dream - and that almost never happens any more).

But the other night dreamed I was a trainee pilot trying to land an airliner and making a complete mess of it. Couldn't seem to line up with the runway, and ended up miles from the airport in thick fog running out of fuel, while turning the plane in ever-decreasing circles.

Not sure if it was good or bad luck for the passengers that I woke up before we finally ran dry and crashed. Just hope someone else onboard knew how to fly a plane.

AI result...brb off to watch The Langoliers

 

Kaido

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Feb 14, 2004
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I don't usually remember my dreams, but here's one I had the other day(fragmentary)... I dreamed I was parked on the shoulder on a job, and crawler crane carrying a removed tree walked down the road past me. What that means of course is the boom took down all the wires in it's path, and pulled the utility poles over. My truck got draped in wires, and were wrapped around the light on top. No real damage, but I had to walk up to the construction trailer, and wait for the cops to come. I was thinking "FFS, I don't have time for this..." :^D

Imagen is apparently not as good as Ideogram at text LOL

 

Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
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Had a dream I developed a VR game called Total Bastard with graphics like Job Simulator where the object of the game was to go into places and be a total bastard. Like one stage you were in a Starbucks and the object of the level was to run to everyone's table so you could take their coffee and dump it on the floor or if they had a frappucino you'd dump it all over them and then you'd throw everyone's cookies around the store plus you had to mush all the muffins and then take everyone's sandwiches and shake and throw them all around to scatter the ingredients all over the store. After I finished the level there were a bunch of patrons with lettuce in their hair and covered in whipped cream and ice coffee (you weren't supposed to dump the hot coffee on people thankfully).

Now available on Steam Early Access!

 
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Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
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Had a dream my girlfriend from 7th grade had a McDonalds in her kitchen that she worked at so I went over and she hooked me up with some free fries. Then she said her mom wasn't coming home until 8PM so I told her lets go to your room and make out. It'll be ok since you're not going to have any customers until your mom gets back anyways.

Apparently this comic is written in Minion-ese


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On a riding mower, I rolled over some kind of snake, sort of white/tan/brown. I kept trying to ride away, but it was tangled up under the mower deck and the head kept flopping around like it was trying to strike. The more I tried to go forward, the more tangled it got, bogging the mower down.
 

Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
49,834
6,176
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On a riding mower, I rolled over some kind of snake, sort of white/tan/brown. I kept trying to ride away, but it was tangled up under the mower deck and the head kept flopping around like it was trying to strike. The more I tried to go forward, the more tangled it got, bogging the mower down.

 
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