Looks like it’s happening. Trump wants a grand military parade.

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VRAMdemon

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Will the troops have enough time to practice goosestepping?

I'm thinking the military whose units will be chosen for this will hate the idea. Being "honored" by being forced to march in a parade is a strange definition of "honored". I'm sure most of them don't want to travel across country so they can spend a day marching for Trump's ego. They'd rather be with their families.

Maybe Trump could borrow some parade technology from North Korea. Thousands of girls waving flags and banners. And missile launchers, lots of 'em, with nuclear warheads.

Maybe they'll even let him blow the horn on one of the trucks.
 
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Since the Puti meet up was cancelled for November I’m going to make a new prediction. Trump will want another Parade in May 2019 and Puti will attend that one.
 

HomerJS

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How do we have the money for Trump's fucking dear leader parade after spending 12B on farmers?
 

VRAMdemon

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He wants his fascism to be on display for the world to see. It’s part of his “like the last time but worse” pattern.

If he doesn’t have Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin by his side, a lot of people are going to be disappointed.

I’m sure he’ll be making it official in “two weeks”.
 

Indus

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He wants his fascism to be on display for the world to see. It’s part of his “like the last time but worse” pattern.

If he doesn’t have Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin by his side, a lot of people are going to be disappointed.

I’m sure he’ll be making it official in “two weeks”.

The more and more this makes sense:

 

Jaskalas

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He wants his fascism to be on display for the world to see. It’s part of his “like the last time but worse” pattern.
If he doesn’t have Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin by his side, a lot of people are going to be disappointed.
I’m sure he’ll be making it official in “two weeks”.
In terms of the US Government, Trump already crossed the Rubicon.
Our Empire will not be official until JD Vance takes the role of Octavian. Emperor Augustus Vance.
 
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Muse

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Conservatives will love this. They'll just eat it right up.

Will they salute him while goose stepping down Pennsylvania avenue?

Trump can fund this out of his own pocket, not with my tax dollars please.
I heard this in a brief blip on TV news last night (CBS), that a military parade is being planned in celebration of Trump's birthday. This surprised me because (1) it's very unAmerican idea to have a parade to celebrate anyone's BD who's alive (dead, too, but the dead might get a pass, although I can't imagine who), and (2) Trump has always (at least in recent times) tried to ignore his birthdays, pretend they don't exist.

God, I want to celebrate his death!

Edit: If it does happen there should be thousands of Americans exercising their First Amendment rights and carrying signs making fun of the miscreant psychopath called Donald Trump all along the parade route. Clever stuff they will show on TV news!
 
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MtnMan

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Any toddler would like a parade.

He talks like a toddler...
He poops his pants like a toddler...
He has tantrums like a toddler...
He draws on maps with a sharpie like a toddler...
 
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nakedfrog

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I heard this in a brief blip on TV news last night (CBS), that a military parade is being planned in celebration of Trump's birthday. This surprised me because (1) it's very unAmerican idea to have a parade to celebrate anyone's BD who's alive (dead, too, but the dead might get a pass, although I can't imagine who), and (2) Trump has always (at least in recent times) tried to ignore his birthdays, pretend they don't exist.

God, I want to celebrate his death!

Edit: If it does happen there should be thousands of Americans exercising their First Amendment rights and carrying signs making fun of the miscreant psychopath called Donald Trump all along the parade route. Clever stuff they will show on TV news!
I can think of a more appropriate amendment for them to exercise.
 
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VRAMdemon

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92 million military parade? Not to mention the amount to repair the streets after those military vehicles tear them up. Where the fuck is "DOGE" when you need them.
 
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