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Serious OMGWATERMELON question...

It originates from the SomethingAwful forums as a way of making fun of lame internet nerds who speak in "leet" and type in all caps. Of course, the very people who were being made fun of didn't understand, so they thought "HAY GUYZ, THIS OMGWTFBBQ IS TEH FUNNAY. LET'S ALL USE IT TO DEATH SO...
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- Post #35
- Dec 8, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Evanescence - My Immortal

Evanesence is a cheap, Americanized ripoff of Lacuna Coil.
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- Post #17
- Nov 1, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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What song brings you to tears?

good GOD
- Honkus
- Post #87
- Oct 7, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Fun at the pool is not so fun...

No. Banning him would be too easy and I think the mods know that. As long this halfwit is allowed to stay here he'll keep coming back to us because he is an attention whore of colossal proportions. He's even said it himself, "I need to be banned so I can get a life". I hope you do stay...
- Honkus
- Post #272
- Oct 7, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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You know what sucks?

Skywanker, you are the biggest turd in all of creation.
- Honkus
- Post #38
- Sep 14, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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*PIC* Gah! Someone call an Exterminator!!

Kerosene keeps me warm I'm alone to watch it burn Kerosene These are like those lame cosplayers, but on a much worse level. I propose starting a Furry Concentration Camp. This scourge must be contained and eliminated.
- Honkus
- Post #37
- Sep 1, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Did anyone see the ... in Doom 3?!

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fvckin cross? It's kinda like goin up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know? "Just thinkin of John, Jackie. Just thinkin of John.'"
- Honkus
- Post #94
- Aug 24, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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I am so sick of this 9/11 horseshit

I was watching TV during work today and I saw the trailer for this I am so sick and tired of being bludgeoned to death with "9/11 this, 9/11 that". Now these scumfscks are making yet another movie about it in order to milk a few extra dollars out of the whole event. The whole premise of this...
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- Thread
- Aug 21, 2004
- Replies: 28
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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War of the Worlds

Hey, are any of you familiar with the Jeff Wayne musical version of War of the Worlds? It was produced in the 70's as a rock opera type album. It had Richard Burton doing the narration and guys from the Moody Blues doing the vocals. I hope they capture some of the elements of that version...
- Honkus
- Post #12
- Aug 18, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Does a girl's butt feel much different than a guy's butt?

You were making baseless accusations in this thread too. Please stop flaming in somebody else's thread. Not once did FacelessNobody directly insult or offend anybody here.
- Honkus
- Post #207
- Aug 13, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Paris Hilton beaten by her b/friend?

While I don't condone anyone beating up a girlfriend/wife, I certainly have no problem with this. After all, Paris Hilton is 87% plastic, 12% silicone, and 1% actual human. So it's more like Nick Carter hit a Real Doll or mannequin instead of, say, someone with feelings and a soul.
- Honkus
- Post #93
- Aug 9, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Does a girl's butt feel much different than a guy's butt?

You are some sorry motherfvckers. The only genuine, honest, and heartfelt post in this thread and the best he gets are baseless accusations about his own sexuality. Once again ATOT's comedy troupe comes through to prove their unrelenting idiocy. You fvcking snakes have no business even...
- Honkus
- Post #156
- Aug 9, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Paris Hilton beaten by her b/friend?

Give her a break, even the best of us have faked multiple serious injuries and then blamed them on a Backstreet Boy to get a little attention. Especially when we already have a sex video and a TV show seen by millions of people. I did it twice.
- Honkus
- Post #22
- Aug 4, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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YAGT: the girl I went crazy over

That girl has no obligation whatsoever to respond to your prodding, dramatic, attention-whorish email . The thing that scares me the most is the fact that you don't see it that way. You have become, without a doubt, the most pathetic example of a human being I have ever seen. This has gone...
- Honkus
- Post #188
- Aug 3, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Batman trailer

Liam Neeson plays Henri Ducard, Bruce Wayne's mentor and the person who helped train him to become Batman. I have high hopes for this movie. Hopefully it will capture the true spirit of Batman instead of becoming a cinematic abortion like the last two movies.
- Honkus
- Post #17
- Jul 28, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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What is the first video game you ever played?

Super Mario Brothers in 1987. I was 5 years old
- Honkus
- Post #132
- Jul 22, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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POLL: Did Usher deserve a top 10 spot on VH1's "Rock bodies"?

Sorry to get off an a rant here, but when did music become more about how you look than the actual quality of music you put out? Look at Britney Spears: she has nothing to say and is about as deep as a bird bath, yet she whores herself across the airwaves and millions of sheep flock to buy her...
- Honkus
- Post #20
- Jul 13, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

I swear, the MTV culture has such a stranglehold on this country it makes me want to puke blood
- Honkus
- Post #5
- Jul 7, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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You win AT, I'm a moron, time to lay back

We've heard this kind of thing from his alterego, gjeste, in this thread. This won't be the last time we see one of his obnoxious, self righteous, whiny little threads about his ineptitude with women.
- Honkus
- Post #33
- Jul 6, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Pics from BarbieQ 2004

Yup, but it was much smaller. I think we had only one Barbie and didn't take pictures. It was fun though, and we decided to do it again this year.
- Honkus
- Post #6
- Jul 5, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Pics from BarbieQ 2004

After the smash success of original BarbieQ in 2003, we decided to outdo ourselves in 2004. For the last 12 month we patiently awaited the 4th of July so we could do what we do best - melt Barbie dolls with fireworks. This time the perpatrators were four barbie dolls - three blondes and a...
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- Thread
- Jul 5, 2004
- Replies: 11
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Alcohol -- Shots and Mixed Drinks

my favorite shot is a tequila called Cabo Wabo. One of the smoothest hard liquors I've ever had. This is excellent with a Coke chaser (the soda, not the drug :) ) It'll get you drunk
- Honkus
- Post #24
- Jul 5, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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YAGT: Social Proof

once again, Skywalker66 does a repost of a thread he's already made 1349236523 times before. It's not the fact that you have trouble meeting girls, or just plain old don't get it. It's the fact that you continually fail to take people's advice and then bash people who call you on your bullshit...
- Honkus
- Post #86
- Jul 4, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Bathroom Stall Etiquette.

I once used a handicapped stall. When I came out, a guy in a wheelchair was waiting impatiently. He asked, "Are you handicapped?" I said, "Not now, but I was before I went in there."
- Honkus
- Post #29
- Jul 2, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Every time I go to poop....

You don't lock the door?
- Honkus
- Post #8
- Jul 2, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Girl I work with...

Well, I stand corrected. He's like a regular old Lord Jezo, he is.
- Honkus
- Post #60
- Jun 30, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Girl I work with...

He's probably just flamebait, but either way I propose changing his name to "Turdzilla"
- Honkus
- Post #48
- Jun 30, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Silverfish

I hate those sons of bitches. I always find them in my basement bathroom. Our basement is rather damp, which silverfish love so I see them crawling on the walls all the time. I made it my mission to squash every one I see. Recently, I've expanded my psychological warfare against them by...
- Honkus
- Post #24
- Jun 22, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Did you ever have a nickname?

Honkus - I think I got this one around 10th grade or so after some friends and I watched History of the World. Anyone who has seen the movie will know where it comes from. It was given to me because of my ultra blond hair and light skin. Though Honkus is my main nickname, there are other...
- Honkus
- Post #15
- Jun 22, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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How did Adam Sandler ever make it big?

"Suckin Satan's peckerrrrrr. Suck it! It's only your diginity, suck it!" That is how he, and all the other mediocre brood of Satan were spawned.
- Honkus
- Post #54
- Jun 21, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Ocean's Twelve!

I watched that entire trailer and didn't so much as crack a smile. Why oh why oh WHY do they have to keep making stupid movies? I swear, people need to be shot.
- Honkus
- Post #34
- Jun 16, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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A hot girl rubbed herself all over me tonight trying to get a discount at my retail job.

Wow This thread veered off course so gradually I hardly even noticed until now. Now, back to the original topic. Generally I think strippers inside birthday cakes are a good idea, but make sure she's not already in there when you put it in the oven to bake it. True story.
- Honkus
- Post #83
- Jun 15, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Beer Gurus: I need Suggestions

If you want a really hoppy ale try Boddington's Pub Ale. In fact, I had one or two of these tonight. It has a spectacular head, and if poured correctly the foam does a sine wave in the middle of the glass.
- Honkus
- Post #7
- Jun 13, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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What Would It Take to Prove the Existence of a God?

When the heavens part and Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie are put on the same airplane and are sent hurtling downward at high speed over a large body of water. Then I would believe. In Jeebus name I pray, Amen.
- Honkus
- Post #142
- Jun 11, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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"Degaussing your own coil"

The Five Knuckle Shuffle Punchin' the Musket Tossing Universes Is it a bad sign when you come and nothing but air comes out? Well, it saves on tissue. Am I letting you all in on more than you care to know about me?
- Honkus
- Post #11
- Jun 11, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Grado Labs SR60 or SR80 headphones?

I can't say enough about my SR-80's. I previously owned a pair of Sennheiser HD-280 Pros, and upon hearing my friend's SR-60's I promptly sold them and bought a pair of SR-80's (you know, oneupmanship. It's what drives the economy :)). I find mine to be quite comfortable unless I've been...
- Honkus
- Post #22
- Jun 11, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Taking the OMGWTFBBQ a little too far...

Is there a way to find out who started OMGWTFBBQ so that we can track him down and lynch him? Blows my mind how people can come up with something so completely unfunny and retarded.
- Honkus
- Post #40
- Jun 3, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Pope Worries About 'Soulless' U.S. Life

And I love watchin' the Pope bounce around in his little Popemobile. That's gotta be hoot number one on my f-ckin CNN list. I want a whole show of the Pope just bouncin' around in that all-terrain Popemobile with the three feet of bulletproof plexiglass around him. Boy, there's faith in action...
- Honkus
- Post #75
- Jun 1, 2004
- Forum: Politics and News
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Type Your Username with your Elbow

honkus My elbows are like laser guided missiles. Fantastic.
- Honkus
- Post #338
- May 19, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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fuel efficient vehicles

My 1995 Toyota Corolla consistently gets 35MPG. The record, which I set just today, is 37MPG. Kick ass that I can fill up my gas tank with less than a $20 bill
- Honkus
- Post #15
- May 18, 2004
- Forum: OT Discussion Club

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