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    What is the US government planning? cellphones kill switch

    The government won't need to kill cell phones once they get control of Toxoplasma .
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    How to turn off brain?

    I do the same thing, I call it the walter mitty fantasy.
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    A bit o'levity

    Nancy pelosi, We'll have to butcher the chicken to find out what's in it.
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    Cat people need to read this

    Did you miss that I already included myself with that quote?
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    Woman killed kitten by COOKING it in a microwave for five minutes because it attacked

    My girlfriend's kid did that and now everything she cooks in it tastes like pussy.
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    Cat people need to read this

    "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt." Some people on here should lurk more.
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    If you're afraid of heights, come on in!!

    http://twistedsifter.com/2013/12/workplace-safety-1926/
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    Cat people need to read this

    The article is a couple of years old. I've heard of the parasites that control ants but not ones that control rodents and can infect humans. http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/
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    44 year old fetus found inside a woman

    "She doesn't want to lose any ballast I guess. That woman might be permanently "out to lunch." She wants to keep it as a reminder of the last time she had sex.
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    [Satire] Problem at MS

    Stress will cause you to age more rapidly, and Bill is still worried about that guy he stole DOS from.
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    Is there someone on these forums that you despise?

    I don't like benthere and sometimes neither do I
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    I just spent an hour outside in the cold trying to rescue a kitten.

    It's very doubtful he will, a cat is somewhat like a bird if you put salt on a birds tail you can catch it, If you put the pussy on your face
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    Anyone have a split oven? (dual ovens in a single unit)

    I love cooking weiner in those split stoves.
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    WTF did I just listen to?

    I'm on metered bandwidth so I don't watch vid's. is this the american indian watching the smokestack on a powerplant?
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    If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

    "Speed by me and cut into my lane in the 40 zone when I'm going 50 to just to then turn at the next corner. Guess what, chum - you've won an all paid first class trip to... that's right, you guessed it! The Sun!" At least they won't have worry about getting to ER in time to save their child run...
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    Black History Month. Learned anything Interesting?

    "Can white people do ANY of those things without hell breaking lose?" Why do we need to? But then again why do they need to? I bet it's about the money Jesse Jackson can make off the deal.
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    I just spent an hour outside in the cold trying to rescue a kitten.

    I don't know how to trap a cat, but if you set a trap with a pussy in it I would get caught.
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    Who wants my stuff?

    Oh,what if nazi pulusy is in washington?????
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    I have a kitten question...

    " get the cat food that stains the carpet the least" That would be a very small cat, when it pukes on your carpet and you stomp his head on the carpet it won't leave as big a mark. I'm going to assume you are not serious but, even so, please keep that kind of remark to yourself. admin allisolm
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    We’re Spying on You in Shower, Says Russian Official

    I thought they did that while they were skating, I just wish the cameras would focus so I could see more of their cameras.
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    Who wants my stuff?

    Be careful what you wish for, where do you suppose those people will relocate to?
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    We’re Spying on You in Shower, Says Russian Official

    OMG, This should be illegal, I'm gonna report this to the NSA if they don't post the vid's http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/02/were-spying-on-you-in-shower-says-russian-official/
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    OK, Which of You Was the Lucky Underwear Model For This?

    It's the dude from that amc series, wacking dead or something like that.
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    What's your after work ritual?

    I don't have a job either so all I do is jack all day. Sure wish I could get to the off part a bit quicker. Guess I'll have to buy the off part.
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    Puppy Detects Owner's Breast Cancer

    How does the dog get away with that, I get slapped when I check for lumps in women's breasts especially in the mall.
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    the NBC News website went full retard

    Now Yahoo has done the same thing. I'm looking for new place to build a home page with the news,stock quotes and information I need. Anyone have any suggestions?
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    [NSFW] porn comments turned into valentines cards

    It's also very likely manyt ofg theire kerys arew stucjk togerthere.
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    Window Repair 101. Insane dog broke a window.

    First do a complete uninstall,after the reinstall reboot the dog.
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    ***OFFICIAL SUPERBOWL XLVIII Thread***

    The monkey that has picked the SB winner the past 6 years picked Seattle. I wish I woulda be with the monkey.
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    Need to Redo a Vasectomy

    When I had my vasectomy the doc was pulling on the cords so hard it caused my head to tilt sideways. I always knew they were tied directly to the brain.
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    ATOT doctors...what's wrong with me?

    I also have a pain in my right eye but it's caused by sitting in front of this dam computer to long and causing eye strain. My eyes are way out of wack. I can see up close with the left eye and far away with the right. I don't have headaches except when I quit drinking. As far memory loss,I've...
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    ***Official*** 2013 Stock Market Thread

    Just google options, there are many sites with good info,yahoo has a good site to learn about options. Most of the money I've made the past few years has been with buying and selling options.
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    ***Official*** 2013 Stock Market Thread

    Do some research on INO,currently at 72 cents. There are a few articles on seeking alpha about the stock. They just got an upgrade this week with a $1.00 price target. This is my favorite speculation stock right now and I'm hoping for 2 bucks this year.
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    I'm in love with my rice cooker.

    I want a rice cooker but I don't want to bring her home.
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    Question with home furnace

    A guy was making his first solo parachute jump freefall went well but then his chute wouldn't open just then he looked down and saw a man coming toward him, Do you know anything about parachutes he yelled, the man replied no, do you know anything about gas furnaces?
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    I don't believe a bird brought down the plane that crashed into the Hudson

    It's al gore's fault, he told the geese that global warming would keep New York toasty warm all winter and they didn't need to fly south anymore.
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    How smart are you?

    You took the test and my post much to serious.
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    How smart are you?

    I got 14, but I had to take the test 3 times
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    I've had the same ____ for ______

    wife and erection, If you want to keep something a long time don't fuk with it.
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    Stock Market for Dummies

    Be conservative with most of your money, buy stocks you intend to keep for 10+ years. companies like GE with a decent dividend and world wide exposure. After you get more familiar with the market look for some good speculation stocks, that is where you will make or lose the most in the shortest...
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