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    Help me pick my graduation motto!

    The real world sucks. Pick up another degree.
  2. M

    do hookers have STDs/AIDS/HIV

    I got an STD from a hooker once. Luckily it was one of the curable kinds.
  3. M

    I look at you all...

    i'm flex mad nuts like all the time
  4. M

    I'm drunk

    I'm doing some lines off of a hooker's ass crack.
  5. M

    I'm drunk

    GET IN THE BOOTH!
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    PSA: Attention all ATOT'ers who refer to their right hand as their S/O!!!

    I have these boils on my neck that the girls just can't seem to over look. Try to resolve my situation please, Mr. Rico Suave.
  7. M

    Counter Strike Ass Kicking

    What is Cooter Strike?
  8. M

    Strange dream last night

    Did you get her in the pile driver position in this dream?
  9. M

    make me a list of the hottest pron actress!!!

    I was looking for anything in the Creme Pie category. Any suggestions?
  10. M

    Ok, so I just realized that I got a 20 dollar bill back in place of a one. . .

    Time to celebrate via extensive and vigorous masturbation!!!!!!
  11. M

    So what shows are you watching these days?

    The Real World is awesome. That Landon dude is such a tard.
  12. M

    My gluts are totally unacceptable.....

    Is that anything like doing Donkey punches?
  13. M

    My gluts are totally unacceptable.....

    Hey man, don't make fun. I am a 22 year old man-stud. I challenge you to a street fight.
  14. M

    when a soda falls out of a vending machine,

    There are splash cancelling electro magnetic cunnilingus detectors in the vending machines.
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    My gluts are totally unacceptable.....

    I've been going to the gym a lot lately. I've been hitting the bench pretty hard and can almost bench over 100 lbs. So, I think that I am adequately strong in the upper body area. However, my gluts are just out of shape. and lack curvature as well as firmness. Can anybody recommend a good...
  16. M

    is it friday yet?

    I'd let Eva Longoria sit on my face.
  17. M

    Recommend me a new TV

    Go to BestBuy. Spot the biggest plasma TV. Take out a loan. Buy it.
  18. M

    What are the rules for gambling tax?

    Gambling is the scourge of the DEVIL. You are playing Russian Roulette with your soul. Repent NOW!!!!!
  19. M

    Games that are always on

    Yeah, i heard of something like this. Except when you play it......itsn't it called "Telling Blatant Lies."
  20. M

    My new year resolution.....

    I don't need no resolution. You can't mess with perfection, baby.
  21. M

    Games that are always on

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  22. M

    Games that are always on

    Whatever dude. Your momma.
  23. M

    Games that are always on

    My friends and I are always playing this game called "Get Pussy" The name is kind of self explanatory.
  24. M

    Did someone say Rip?

    You've just been RIPPED!!!
  25. M

    If I rip a dollar...

    If i rip a fart loud enough.......would you shut the hell up?
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    WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? RIDER UNIVERSITY IS DELAYING MY ACCEPTANCE??? WTF???

    Tell them to take your SAT scores and shove it up their blimey hole. SHABLIZOW! Enroll at Devry....and watch the money and chicks come crawling.
  27. M

    Anyone ever have to take a leave of absence from work?

    I had to take a leave of absence for being a total bad ass. Nuff said.
  28. M

    I drool vigorously......

    You guys think this is a joke? This has been a serious problem my entire life. I have to buy new pillow covers like its my job. Damn this nocturnal emission.
  29. M

    I drool vigorously......

    I drool vigorously in my sleep. I am tired of waking up with a wet face each morning. How can I stop this madness? PS..... Ladies, shout me a holla cuz I am currently single.
  30. M

    let's make this pic #2 after wonderbread girl on pics.bbzzdd.com

    How do you know that they are related?
  31. M

    *DELETE*

    I can benchpress a car.
  32. M

    Learn to be a surfninja.

    Give me a break. This is too good to be true. Surfninja is a supreme form of deadly martial arts.Smoking hot.....only $9.95
  33. M

    Which is more powerful?

    Subzero mastered the slidekick to its deadliest form.
  34. M

    Which is more powerful?

    Which would take down a burglar faster?
  35. M

    Longest lasting flavor gum?

    I want to eat your children.
  36. M

    Need some cash...

    Simply knowing the name of that movie makes Duddy a super bad ass.
  37. M

    So much negativity tonight...

    I heard a rumor that raanemaan is a master of doing jumpkicks.
  38. M

    Need some cash...

    Find a really rich little kid in the third grade and offer your services as a bodyguard on the playgrounds.
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    Wish I had gotten a better angle with this pic

    Universal hitching with couples and balls?
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