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    What the hell did you think "arrival window" would mean?

    I wanted to get cable TV for the NHL season, so I call my local cable provider (in Canada, so Shaw). We set it up, and decide that Saturday between 12:00PM and 4:00PM would be the window in which tech would appear. Saturday rolls around, and no tech shows up by the end of the window. I...
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    China now orbiting the moon

    Who said it was a race? Kudos to them for being able to pull it off. FK
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    Demonoid

    Anyone have an invite? I'd be forever thankful... FK
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    Funny how a computer can make me question my self-worth.

    I'm pretty good at chess. I played my dad once when I was a kid and played a perfect game until I made one mistake. My dad saw this mistake and turned the game around and beat me, at which point he said "I'm retiring as champion." To this day, I've never played my dad at chess again ;) FK
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    Demonoid

    If anyone has any invites left, I'd be really grateful for one, too. FK
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    What do you tell a telemarket lady when she calls you in

    "This is kind a bad time - I'm in the middle of someone." For the record, I also wouldn't pick up the phone, but I liked that joke and wanted to share :) FK
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    Women Drivers

    My girlfriend's car was in the shop because she scraped the side of it up while pulling into a gas station. I (foolishly) loaned her my car to use to get to work. She came home from work, attempted to park my car, and scraped up the side of it on a nearby pole. Lesson learned... FK
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    How do you avoid deoderant stains?

    You're right - you don't perspire as much as others. By others, I mean me. If I don't wear deoderant, I stink by the end of the day :) FK
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    With infinite biotechnology at your disposal,

    I think a scorpion stinger would come in fairly handy. No one's gonna f*ck with a dude who has a scorpion stinger the size of my desk coming out of his ass. FK
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    I feel for IT people

    I once got a call from the daughter of the VP of finance. Her computer suddenly shut down without warning, apparently. I go on up and sure enough, black screen, no power, no fans, nada. I ask her if she saw the windows shutdown process, and she gave me a blank look. I attempt to turn the...
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    The eccentricities of human nature

    I don't know if anyone else finds this strange or not, but my biggest pet peeve are people who pull their car over in a parking lot. It just boggles my mind how people can stop in the middle of the road to do whatever while there are dozens of empty parking spots mere meters away. I'm usually...
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    The engineer and the mathematician

    The philsopher Zeno was famous for his paradoxes. The logic used in the "joke" above is the grounding principle of this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno's_paradoxes#The_dichotomy_paradox Note that Zeno didn't use this as a joke. Neither should you. FK Edit: An easier link...
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    It is just sad that some people are this stupid.

    It's a video showing the French version of millionaire. The question we see is "Which of the following rotates around the Earth?" according to the subtitles. The four options are the Sun, the Moon, Mars and Venus. The guy doesn't know the answer, and so asks the audience for help. 56% of the...
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    If you were given one free punch to use on anyone alive...

    I loled :D FK
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    Worst screw-up at work

    I recently had our test server pointed to our production database. I made a bunch of changes to test which showed up on production. Customers were calling asking why their address was changed to "fadafdafa", etc. Not such a big deal, and we got all the data restored from backup, but, man did...
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    Any good band names up your sleeve?

    I like "Various Artists" as a band name, primarily due to the fact that Winamp (I think) classifies songs into this category if it can't read the tags in the mp3 ;) I also like "Seppukake", because I think watching a bunch of men disembowel themselves all over a chick's face is ... surreal...
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    Flying from Trinidad to Tobago

    I have nothing to add to this conversation except that BWIA is Better Wait In the Airport! :)
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    ATOT people who are 24+, when did you realize you weren't really really young anymore?

    I'll be 25 in a month and a half, and I don't feel old at all. I never think that eighteen is really far behind me until I see a sign at a seven-eleven or something that shows the clerk what date eighteen years ago was (for ID purposes). Eighteen years ago today would be 1989 and I think, "man...
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    Google takes stalking to a new level!

    http://www.zaio.com/AboutUs/ This company is attempting the same thing for commercial interests. FK
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    Is a lie a lie if it's not intentional?

    Then why did you ask if you had already drawn your conclusion on the matter? FK
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    Is a lie a lie if it's not intentional?

    As far as I'm concerned, a lie is only a lie if the person telling the lie believes what he or she is saying to be false. For instance, if I believe that the sky is green and go around telling everyone that the sky is green, I'm not lying because there is no intent to deceive. Assuming your SO...
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    The best thing in the world when you're sick is..

    I would imagine the cure to the disease you've contracted would be the best thing in the world when you're sick. FK
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    OFFICIAL 2007 NHL playoffs thread.

    Sens to the Cup! Grats to the Sens :D FK
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    Good/cheap speakers to use with HTPC?

    Dunno if these have been suggested, but find a used set of Logitech Z5500s. Orgasmic speakers, although they retail pretty high. FK
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    OFFICIAL 2007 NHL playoffs thread.

    Fun game to watch for sure. I don't know wtf Buffalo was doing in the first ten minutes, but after that, lots of back and forth action. Sens ftw :D FK
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    What politically correct trend do you most hate ?

    I claimed that it sucked. I never claimed to be PC. FK
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    What politically correct trend do you most hate ?

    Great idea. I should complain that I find something offensive and do that same thing. I'd rather people use the standard yellow pages than a Caucasian Pages. And "people like me", huh? The people who don't care which race their lawyer is? The people who don't care what the race of their...
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    What politically correct trend do you most hate ?

    I hate how minorities are allowed more leeway. For instance, I'm at work today, and we received a yellow pages ripoff entitled "The Asian Pages". It works exactly like the yellow pages, except all of the business owners are Asian. If I had developed a book "The Caucasian Pages", I would have...
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    MX Revolution

    I found that if you set the forward and back buttons to the "generic button" option, both FF and IE will pick up the forward and back, and games will recognize it as "Button 6" or whatever. Works for me ;) FK Edit: That's in the stock software, btw.
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    Have you had stiches before?

    Lesson learned, though - don't provoke half a dozen drunk and angry 18 year olds by yourself. ;) FK
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    Have you had stiches before?

    I was at a Denny's roughly a month ago at 1:00am after a 16 hour programming session. We were sat one booth away from a corner booth. 1:45am rolls around and a half a dozen drunkards show up and get sat in the corner booth. They're all loud and boisterous and at one point, a fork gets thrown...
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    OFFICIAL 2007 NHL playoffs thread.

    Yeah I was disappointed that the Leafs didn't make it - the more Canadian teams the better :) Go flames go! FK
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    Job interview - low-balled myself ...

    Thanks for all the replies. Well, this was my first professional interview so I think I did ok except for the issue at hand. I'll cross this bridge if and when they give me an offer. For future reference, though, what do people typically say when asked about an expected salary? Just...
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    Job interview - low-balled myself ...

    Hey guys, I'll be graduating from the University of Calgary with a Bachelor's in Computer Science in April. I've been applying for jobs in the usual places (monster, etc) and recently had a small consulting company contacting me for an interview. I realized that the company employed all of...
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    $193 for a 3 year warranty worth it?

    Make sure to check that the extended warranty you're picking up also covers screen repair/replacement. The retailer I work at has a separate screen protection warranty which is separate from the standard parts and labour warranty. If it does indeed cover screen repair/replacement...
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    Simulated vote on Intelligent Design in public school curriculums

    Include it. Absolutely. I don't know what the percentage of people around the globe who believe in one or more deities is, but it's pretty high. Anything that that many people believe should be made aware to students no matter what - it's the student's choice whether or not to adopt those...
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    When is it right to tell a friend to do his take home quizzes himself?

    A friend should understand that copying verbatim is not cool and should not even ask. As others have said, cut him off - he abused your trust the first time. FK
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    pick-up lines you've used in the past...

    I once asked a pair of girls at a bar if they'd ever been penetrated, as per Quagmire in Family Guy. I didn't get slapped, but only because I mentioned that it was off FG. And no, it didn't work :P FK
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    ATOT Consensus needed! Cheating neighbor with a deployed spouse

    Role reversal - if someone else saw your wife with another man while you were deployed, would you want that person to come forward and tell you? If the answer is yes, do something about it. Otherwise, MYOB, as per the general consensus. Personally, if my wife were cheating on me, I'd most...
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    how close to the sun would the earth need to be to

    I dunno about the rest of the planet, but humans would not question the validity of global warming at this stage :D FK
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