Yo' mama is so fat, when he goes to the movies everyone has to sit next to her.
Yo' mama is so fat, when she turns around once it's her birthday again.
Yo' mama is so fat, when she steps outside night falls.
You folks are sick.
This Rose City native chuckles at the thought that anyone would voluntarily move to Seattle. ;)
As for nice weather, South Floriduh (here) may culturally suck as bad as Seattle's weather, but it is to sunny weather as Portland is to great people.
:D
Teaching is an honorable profession. It also is a profession of great responsibility and even greater satisfaction. During the course of your career, you the teacher will significantly impact the thinking of many, many thousands of people. As you cause them to suffer the School District's...
<<...Sometimes animals cost too much to heal to justify. How can a person put a price on an animal's life?...>>
Umm, when they cost too much to justify a good faith effort to heal?
What if you were the pet of your wage-earning cat and were facing being put down for lack of motivation on the...
<<...My moms gonna call and ask how much its gonna cost..>>
And a cat is going to ask what it will cost it to associate with you?
We now have 27 cats. We take them to the vet, as needed, and then ask how we're going to pay for it. Of course, we must work longer, more productively to properly...
The US likes winners.
When the Palestinians get a clue and stop electing homocidal terrorists as president, and supporting homocidal Hamas terrorists incapable of blowing up themselves fast enough to rid the world of their idiotic scurge, then they may be liked by the US.
Actually, if...
Um, don't cut and glue to lay horizontal. Cut and glue to hang vertical.
Glue short verticals to make long horizontals instead of long horizontals to make thin verticals.
Countries b'tch when the US is involved in their country, and then they b'tch when the US is not involved in their country.
Then they b'tch because our immigration policies are not liberal enough, liberal as they are.
<<...our actions today will (effect or affect) the future...>
Affect: The effect of our actions today will affect the future.
<<...Well I think everyone elses contradicts UG's because it sounds like effect would be the one to use. Ah I don't get it. .... edit: N/M. I guess UG had them mixed...
All things considered, your essay is better written than most that appear from time to time for public tweaking.
Two editorial observations can be made:
1. The essay is more interpretation of the song than the novel.
2. Because both the song and the novel are open to individual interpretation...
Ummm, I don't get it.
<<..."For 100 years, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has sought to strengthen organised cooperation between states," the committee said in its citation.
"The end of the Cold War has at last made it possible for the UN to perform more fully the part it was originally...
Again, how do our public schools blow and yet turn out college-ready students???
Maybe too many of our kids blow beyond public school redemption.
Maybe it's genetics at fault. :P
I don't get it.
US public schools are said by so many to be sh't. Yet, most of the world sends its best kids to US colleges and universities.
And most of the kids attending US colleges and universities come from the US public school system.
Wassup?
Who's talking sh't?
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