why is it so hard to believe that I am just a new comer who leeches on the forum?
why why
why why
I really don't understand
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is it
why why
why why
not exactly a parody, more like a game to see how many responses I would get and what would people say. It is sort of a parody in a sense that I combined the worst traits of a few people I know and roll into a hick and make him post on ATOT.
With that said, how did you guys enjoy the thread...
Thanks
I am surprised there's no one on DCCop's side and not hearing more from Christians.
And just to restore some faith in humanity, take comforts in knowing that there wasn't any PM from the ladies of ATOT.
good work, you killed my thread, and now i have nothing to do for the rest of the day
just want to slip in another apology and thank everyone participated, good times
I do want to become a writer some day, but apparently I need to work on grammar. I thought I got the character down pretty good though, elicit many responses. Feel free to pm me, I don't want to waste more forum space quoting each other.
Seriously, people first read it knew right away it's either from skywalker or a parody thread. Who in the real world would be like this? I just don't want real people waste time and money on something stupid I did.
I am not a cop, this is just a parody thread, a pathetic attempt to attention whore. And again, I apologize to all I have offended. It was a tasteless joke.
Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and take time from DC Cops doing their business for this. I apologize for being such a retard.
1) This is not a parody thread, I am sorry the story is not good because it is real. I wasn't driving to mount doom to destroy the ring, I was just trying to go home and get some sleep.
2) I am not skywalker, don't know who the hell he is, and fvck him for ruining my serious post with his bs...
and you couldn't bear to keep yourself from posting meaningless one liner to boost up your post count to 5407, could you? Diamond Member of One Liner, I hope you were that title proudly.
Sure it had, in Ancient Jewish time. God walked among the people, wrestled with Jacob, pulled a fast one on Job with Satan. Sins were reconciled by sacrificing clean animals. Piety was defined by abiding to osbcured laws on diet and properties in Leviticus. Holiness was kept by observing...
Well, time changed and culture changed. You don't see Christians selling all they have and yelling "Repent, The Kingdom of God is Near" from town to town. A couples literally drop dead for holding out part of their money. You can't quote ancient text out of context.
Back then it was...
Thanks for sticking up for me, I know I can find some decency on internet. In fact, I have so much faith in the internet I actually posted my personals on yahoo. Cost me 20 bucks, but I think it's well worth the chance of meeting a decent girl.
Damn, I am about to break up with my girlfriend for five years. I never got any from her, and she has the nerves to reprimand me about going back to church and go to the pastor for conselling just because I yelled at her when she wouldn't put out. I am a good Christian, but I am also a healthy...
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