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Considering Spider-Man's arachnoid tendencies...

Will he feel disappointed if Mary Jane doesn't bite his head off after they mate? :D Considering Spidey is the subject of enough threads this is one too many
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- May 7, 2002
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bigfoot

I would love to meet Sasquatch, since I've heard certain rumors about guys with large feet... :D
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- May 7, 2002
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Speak Friend & Enter (Warning: for Hardcore LOTR Fans Only)

<< I wasn't saying that I dislike you. Don't be so paranoid. I don't think it's all that funny. That's all. >> How could anyone possibly read personal dislike into a comment that consists only of a "disgust" smiley? Yeah, that's paranoia, all right. :| How strange that, of all the threads...
- BettyBoop
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- May 7, 2002
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Help me find this song !

I don't recall "Sound of Silence" having any lyrics even remotely like "comes down summer." :confused:
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- May 7, 2002
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Does Blood come out of clothes

Soak your shirt in COLD water immediately, before the blood dries. After it soaks for a half hour or so, rub in a paste of Adolph's meat tenderizer (unspiced) and laundry detergent. Throw the shirt in the washing machine (COLD cycle,) and the stain will probably come right out. Check to make...
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- May 7, 2002
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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen?

Hard to choose between "Tank Girl" and "The Wedding Planner." And I got to sit through both of these gems in one evening, thanks to being a chaperone at a teen slumber party. Bleccch.
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- May 3, 2002
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Attention, fans of "Dark Angel" and Jessica Alba!

The season finale of "Dark Angel" starts in a few minutes, at 8:30 eastern, 7:30 central. It's a 90-minute episode, DIRECTED BY JAMES CAMERON!!!! and should be a real goodie. Get those VCR's & TiVo's hummin', folks.
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- May 3, 2002
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Change of Hobbit: A Modest Proposal

<< Arrows, swords, and axes can be digitally replaced by long-stemmed roses, soup ladles, and tennis racquets. >> I almost choked on my beer when I read that. Somehow I can envision the new, PC version of "The Fellowship of the Ring." Of course it will have to be renamed, to eliminate the...
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- May 3, 2002
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Goodbye, Friend

WW, your illustrated poem is a heart-breaker and a heart-healer all in one. Beautiful. linuxboy, you are a wonder. Can I trade in one of my sons and get you instead? ;)
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- May 3, 2002
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What was the last truly great movie that you watched?

I finally went to see "Black Hawk Down" last weekend. Afterward I felt as if I'd been punched in the stomach. Very powerful movie.
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- Apr 29, 2002
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Betta Fighting Fishies!

Regarding your question about the life span, according to this site, a male betta can be expected to live two to three years.
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- Apr 29, 2002
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Betta Fighting Fishies!

<< But if youre a vegetarian, you can just suck my balls. :D>> Only if they are vegetaballs. :P
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- Apr 29, 2002
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Congratulations to WW! 5,000 Posts!

Wombatulations to One of Our Brightest! :) Lots o' Love from your fellow Oklahoman Betty
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- Apr 24, 2002
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Congratulations to WW! 5,000 Posts!

<< I think I'm going to be sick :( >> I think you're pretty damned sick already, to post something like that in this thread. Just can't stand it when the spotlight isn't on you, can you, Skoorb?
- BettyBoop
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- Apr 24, 2002
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People who practice Yoga seems to have really good physiques...

I don't think yoga shapes you up as well as martial arts training does. I, for one, find yoga to be excruciatingly boring.
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- Apr 24, 2002
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Which is most likely to get you beat up...Star Wars uniform or Star Trek uniform?

My friends and I just love Star Trek and Star Wars outfits. We've had lots of fun at conventions. Do we get beat up? Never. Not All Jedi Knights Are Guys!
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- Apr 24, 2002
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Nasty virus out there. I've only received seven copies, today.

Here in the South, VBS stands for "Vacation Bible School." My kid got a virus there last year. No place is safe. :D
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- Apr 24, 2002
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Strange/Creepy Email, riddle?!?

Not a riddle. A worm. Information here and here.
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- Apr 24, 2002
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Wuts Wrong With WOmen these days!!!

Just because you're in a dysfunctional relationship doesn't mean there is something wrong with Women. Maybe you chose poorly. Maybe there is something wrong with You. ;)
- BettyBoop
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- Apr 24, 2002
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Top Three Must Watch Movies

These 3 movies are as different from each other as movies can be. But they have this in common: THEY ROCK!!!! :) Lawrence of Arabia Brazil Pulp Fiction
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- Apr 24, 2002
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Place sensible limits on welfare

You know nothing about this woman and her circumstances. Not all people on welfare make a career out of it, you know. There may come a time when you fall on hard times and need some assistance, and some callous creep may stand in line at the grocery store looking at you and thinking these same...
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- Apr 24, 2002
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Poll Have you ever been to a masseuse?

<< << << A seasalt scrub followed by herbal wrap,along with a facial, pedicure and a massage... ohhh,pure bliss :) >> Those seasalt scrubs sure do scrape all the barnacles off one's hull, eh Baff? :D >> they sure do but it's pain in the name of a good cause , it leaves your skin soft...
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- Apr 23, 2002
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Poll Have you ever been to a masseuse?

<< A seasalt scrub followed by herbal wrap,along with a facial, pedicure and a massage... ohhh,pure bliss :) >> Those seasalt scrubs sure do scrape all the barnacles off one's hull, eh Baff? :D
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- Apr 23, 2002
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Ace Reporter & Den Mother

Let's not forget that kami was (ever so briefly) given the custom title "Dildo Baggins." And Paulson was "Most Improved" for a while. Now the young fellow is an "Elite" and we hardly ever get pestered by him anymore. (j/k) The best custom titles were assigned to a bunch of troublemakers from...
- BettyBoop
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- Apr 23, 2002
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Pope question. No offense intended.

Just because the Pope is old and ill does not mean that his intellectual and spiritual faculties are impaired in any way. I know a Rabbi who is over ninety years of age. He is in a wheelchair and he has to inhale supplemental oxygen, but he is incredibly shrewd and quick witted, and is highly...
- BettyBoop
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- Apr 23, 2002
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The Shield

This is an excellent show. Michael Chiklis has sure changed a lot since he was "The Commish." Must have lost about 50 pound of flab. And does anyone remember him in a movie bio of John Belushi? What a versatile actor.
- BettyBoop
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- Apr 23, 2002
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Prom Question Picking?

<< Attractive one has braces, Large c tatas, 5'1" Decent one is tall, glasses, kinda spaced out eyes, average tatas. >> Perhaps you should go to Victoria's Secret and buy a pair of fake tatas, and take those to the prom. That would save you the expense of a corsage. ;)
- BettyBoop
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- Apr 23, 2002
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Prom Question Picking?

Well, if you go to the prom with the girl who is the proverbial Good Time Had By All, you may get laid and have fun for a couple of minutes (with the distinct possibility of picking up an STD, which is dreadfully un-fun for a very long time.) If you go to the prom with the girl who really likes...
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- Apr 23, 2002
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Favorite Futurama Character

My favorite Futurama character is Taronga Leela! I look exactly like her, only I have an extra eye! :D
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- Apr 23, 2002
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Should I watch "Monkeybone" with my teen kids??? (UPDATED: NOW WITH PIC OF UNSTACKED BRIDGET FONDA!!!!)

<< ANY movie is at least watchable when liquor is involved. ;) >> Not if it has Pauly Shore in it. I was drunk as a skunk when I saw "Son in Law," but that didn't help. ;)
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- Apr 22, 2002
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Should I watch "Monkeybone" with my teen kids??? (UPDATED: NOW WITH PIC OF UNSTACKED BRIDGET FONDA!!!!)

UNIMPORTANT UPDATE!!! Well, after posting this and getting some good advice (for which I thank you guys) I decided to do the couch potato thing and watch "Monkeybone" along with the family. It was stupid, but it was "good" stupid. Reminded me of "Beetlejuice" and "Cool World." Rather enjoyable...
- BettyBoop
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- Apr 22, 2002
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Should I watch "Monkeybone" with my teen kids??? (UPDATED: NOW WITH PIC OF UNSTACKED BRIDGET FONDA!!!!)

<< You made the right choice. IIRC it has been proven that Monkeybone actually kills the brain cells of its adult viewers. :P >> OMG! Thanks for the important information! I need all the brain I've got left. ;) I bet it doesn't kill the brain cells of its teenage viewers, though. My kids...
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- Apr 19, 2002
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Who Loves (likes is OK also) Me?

<< I may not be able to keep up. >> Hey Max, if you can keep it up, I'll love ya even more! :D
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- Apr 19, 2002
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Should I watch "Monkeybone" with my teen kids??? (UPDATED: NOW WITH PIC OF UNSTACKED BRIDGET FONDA!!!!)

<< We please to aim. :D >> Gee, I wish the guys in my house would do that. It's all I can do to get em to put the seat down after they finish. ;)
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- Apr 19, 2002
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Who Loves (likes is OK also) Me?

I loves ya, Max. Platonically, of course. ;) BoopKiss!
- BettyBoop
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- Apr 19, 2002
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Should I watch "Monkeybone" with my teen kids??? (UPDATED: NOW WITH PIC OF UNSTACKED BRIDGET FONDA!!!!)

<< Ummmm, that disney movie a couple of years ago where that stupid comedian went to mars, the new Grinch movie, Dunston Checks In.>> << Freddy Got Fingered >> AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH, must miss "Monkeybone" :D Thanks, guys. You've kept me from wasting 92 minutes of my life. :)
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- Apr 19, 2002
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Should I watch "Monkeybone" with my teen kids??? (UPDATED: NOW WITH PIC OF UNSTACKED BRIDGET FONDA!!!!)

"Explicit" is OK ("Explicit" could be really good, especially in the case of a possibly undraped Brendan Fraser.) "Explicit" doesn't bother me. "Stupid," however, is a bad sign. ;) Can you think of some other movie that is similar in stupidity level?
- BettyBoop
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- Apr 19, 2002
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Should I watch "Monkeybone" with my teen kids??? (UPDATED: NOW WITH PIC OF UNSTACKED BRIDGET FONDA!!!!)

The boys are going to be watching "Monkeybone" tonight (one of them borrowed the tape from a friend.) I like Brendan Fraser quite a bit, and I notice that he's in it. That's a plus. Of course, he was also in "Encino Man," "Mrs. Winterbourne," and "Dudley Do-Right," and those movies were...
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- Apr 19, 2002
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What is Wrong With Me?

I would say there is absolutely nothing wrong with you, Max. You're a joy. There is something wrong with a lot of folks over forty, though. Some of em got their ass caught in the door when their minds slammed shut. ;)
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- Apr 19, 2002
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Quote archive or dictionary or resource oline

You'll find lots of good quotations here. I like this site because most of the quotes are rather upbeat. There is an online version of Bartlett's Familiar Quotations which can be quite useful. Many links to other quotation databases may be found here and here. If you don't find quotes about...
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- Apr 18, 2002
- Forum: OT Discussion Club

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