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    WTF Mate!

    It was written by one of her friends so you wouldn't recognize the handwriting, but your girlfriend put it in your wallet herself. If you call it, she'll know about it. "It's a trick. Get an axe."-Ash
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    Dorm Life...

    Bah, Quit your whining. When I lived in Hudson hall they hadn't finished hooking up the ethernet in the dorms yet, and I had to use my modem to dial John accross the hall from me in order to play starcraft together. At least now all the dorms on campus have ethernet in every room. In...
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    Things you found out in life way later than you should have.

    If someone tells you that they were the victim of a crime, and then they die, anything you say about the crime they were the victim of is considered hearsay, is inadmisable in court, and cannot be used by anyone to start an investigation, get a warrant, or otherwise prosecute or sue anyone.
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    OMG the internet is dying:(

    RIP internet 1991-2005 Sombody send flowers to Al Gore. Tulips.
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    Is this child abuse?

    From a legal perspective, children are the property of their parents in most states. Child abuse is virtually never investigated unless someone's death was obviously murder with no attempt to disguise it as an accident, or the abuser is not the parent/guardian. That said, yes psychological...
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    What's chump change to you?

    I try to spend less than $1 on all meals I eat by myself. Usually I eat macarroni and cheese or spahgetti.
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    How many watt or amperage or volts can power outlets from bedroom can provide?

    Usually it's 15 Amps. In higher quality buildings (with copper wiring[woot]), it's 20. Refer to your circuit breaker for details. Most american outlets are 120 volts, most european are 220 volts. 220 is more efficient, 120 is safer.
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    Poll: What would you rather prefer to be the doom of the human civilization?

    I get it, you're pulling a ghozer. OK, everybody clear your minds, don't think of anything! Otherwise, whatever you think of will come to Earth and destroy us, just like that marshmellow fellow in New York.
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    How long do you think the American civilization will last?

    American civilization will last for nineteen days after they pass a law exempting manufacturers, distributers, and researchers of biological weapons of all liability if their "product" gets loose or is purchased and then misused.
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    OMG Google is teh broke!

    Isn't this one of the signs of a zombie outbreak?
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    House OKs "cheeseburger" bill barring lawsuits

    This is great for me, now we can go ahead with mass marketing of our new choco-bacco candies. They are all natural, completely vegetarian and contain less nicotine than a pack of cigarrettes. Choco-bacco: It's what the popular kids eat for their lunch! I am going to be soooo rich.
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    House Passes Bill to Protect Gun Industry From Lawsuits

    Yet another step in removing all accountability from corporations. Now we need a flat tax on guns to cover the cost to society of all gun crime, since the industry can no longer be held responsible for individual incidents. Of course, when they extend this law to include biological...
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    when you have to proclaim something isn't dead

    Sometimes, which is why the accepted phrase when something really isn't dead is "It's a trick. Get an axe."
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    Is it really worth it to get a PS2 this late in its life?

    Everything is much cheaper when you stay a full console generation behind the times. Wait till the ps3 comes out before getting a ps2.
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    how to politely ask someone to pay back money?

    "Dear sir or madame. At the time I lent you $30, i thought you looked like an intelligent person. As such, you must have realized by now that it would be very difficult for you to walk without knees. In light of this fact, now would be a good time for you to make a $30 donation to my "save your...
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    Hypothetical: a toddler (say 3 yrs) drops the hair dryer into the bathtub

    Firing squad for parents, the chair for the toddler.
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    Should I go see a doctor?

    first rinse your eye out with water for fifteen minutes, then look for foreign objects under your eyelid. If it still hurts after that, then go see a doctor.
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    Things you found out in life way later than you should have.

    The statute of limitations on child abuse is only seven years.
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    I need help...

    It's easier to swim if you put the computer down and use your arms to help you swim, but congratulations are in order for keeping it out of the water this long. You must have really strong legs.
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    HOLY SH!T...Six US Governors dead at Ohio conference...

    Added Baptiste: "That FUMA trains its field agents to shoot zombies in the torso, rather than the head, demonstrates just how out of touch the government is." I liked the zombie preparedness article much better. What are the best zombie movies, and what kind of zombies do you like best?
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    How about a plan for the United States?

    That sounds like a great plan so far, but step six has to happen first. Accountability needs to be brought to government, starting with election reform. We need a system that counts every single vote, and in which every single person has the right to vote. The primary means of deciding elections...
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    Liberals unable to wage war successfully?

    The US hasn't even been at war in over fifty years. The last time the US declared war was June 5, 1942. That was 63 years ago, for the mathematically challenged.
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    Texas Court issuses arrest warrent for Tom Delay

    Time to lay down odds and start betting as to whether he'll be convicted, and if convicted, who will pardon him? Will he be pardoned by the governor, or by Bush himself?
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    Compact fluorescent light bulbs

    Ok, if you look hard enough you can find them for as little as $1.20 each if you buy in bulk, like on ebay (even the 100W equivalent ones.) My parents got 100 for $100 years ago, a very wise investment that has benefitted both them and me. Remember, the more efficient everyone else is, the lower...
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    Wow, someone proved that intelegent design is real!

    That's amazing. Thank you for opening my eyes to pastafarianism. That graph showing the inverse relationship between pirates and global warming reminds me of the graphs in "State of Fear" by Crighton. You know what they both lack? Standard error bars.
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    IF each US state became a country. (W/ ZE BIG POLL!)

    California. The T virus would be released in Texas, turning everyone there into slow moving flesh eating zombies. California has enough research that they would come up with a vaccine for it. Once the outside world found out about the zombies, they would nuke most of the mainland to prevent if...
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    Why do people keep talking about Sec. Rice running for President in '08?

    Either Dubya will declare himself eternal ruler, or they will install Jeb bush as the next president. Elections are irrelevant.
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    Why do we tip for service?

    Most judges and police have tip jars out as well these days. It really does improve service for those with money.
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    Why arent the fvckers that throw giant rocks over overpasses not hunted down like the DC sniper?

    Because rocks leave less traceable evidence then bullets, and bullets are easier to prove in court.
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    need some more blank cdrs... what are some good ones?

    On a related note, what are some good 8.5gb dvd-rs? Are they all pretty much the same? Is there much of a difference between dvd burners these days?
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    Why is male rape such a controversial topic?

    FYI, in the majority of rapes, the victim is male. The majority of rape victims are female. This is because the majority of rapes occur in prison.
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    I FVCKING HATE THIEVES

    I always coat the buttons on my radio with contact poison to prevent this sort of thing.
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    Acne around my jawline

    It could be because you don't apply moisturizer after you wash your face in the morning.
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    Lower legal drinking age?

    Check statistics on alchohol related crime before and after the american drinking age was raised from 18 to 21 nationally. Did DUI increase right afterwards? If so, that would suggest that prohibition is ineffective at acheiving its alleged goals, and therefore has no true justification whatsoever.
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    How old are you? How much do you make?

    10/hr is good. To make more than that at 20 you'd have to have connections or been born rich, or be very lucky.
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    Im addicted to gaming.... it's ruining my life!

    The cure is to pm me your starcraft cd key, and then I'll get you banned from battlenet.
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    tell me what you know about aluminum wiring (home)

    I have Al wiring, and when one of my connections overheated, it started tripping the circuit breaker. If you start tripping circuit breakers, then you need to get an electrition in to fix all the connections or completely rewire the house. In the meantime I recommend finding a good bulk deal on...
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    What's your investment strategy to get rich?

    I'm going to buy millions of powerball tickets, one for each possible combination. Then I will wait for the jackpot to exceed 200 million dollars, and repeat. 10,000,000,000,000= total number of possible keys for starcraft.
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    Explain why people buy Macs

    Because they advertise a lot.
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    Whats the best way to burn time on a airplane?

    10. Play Starcraft 9. Play Warcraft III 8 Play Diablo II 7. Read a book. 6. Play Metroid Fusion 5. Play Metroid Zero Mission 4. Play the original metroid 3. Play Kung Fu on an emulator 2. Set up a LAN with the people next to you and play multiplayer starcraft. 1. Play Command and...
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