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  1. Marijuana poisoning!

    won't someone please think of the children!?

  2. does anyone use the 'insert' key on their kb's?

    very seldom.

  3. U.S. Air Marshalls arrested in Banana Republic for doing their jobs

    I went to Brazil last year and was not subjected to either photographing or fingerprinting when I arrived.

  4. Rio de Janeiro

    So I take it you've actually been there?

  5. LoL Brothel Menu from 1912 (pic with menu, maybe NSFW)

    don't care if it's fake or not, it's still pretty funny.

  6. Wanna buy a house?

    I definitely think there's potential for profit here.

  7. Karate kid

    Jarate Jaden.

  8. Best Buy Fail

    You should have challenged the manager to a duel, pistols at dawn. Instead you let your woman finish the business you started. You have failed Man 101.

  9. Are PT Cruisers big in the US?

    "Are PT Cruisers big in the US?" Just the drivers. They are always fat, pig-nosed women.

  10. Help me come up with Radio segment man topics

    Since summer is quickly approaching you should talk about proper care of your testicles. Application of scented oils, talcum powders and most importantly, exposure to sunlight for at least 1 hour a day. You know, the usual things that manly men do.

  11. Erectile Dysfunction

    Cold Cocked.

  12. Well there you have it. Evolution has officially been debunked.

    I was at our local zoo and there's a big sculpture of the earth, floating in water, that you're able to turn. SO & I were admiring the sculpture and turning it when a mother and 2 kids arrive. The sculpture's base reads something like 'protect our mother earth.' this offends the woman...

  13. Best Buy's Anti-Sales Trick People Into Overpaying for Computers

    a grocery store i use does something similar. They will put a yellow tag under a product (1.99), it makes you think its on sale. You lift up the temporary tag and the sticker on the shelf reads 1.99. That and they don't break down price / unit. which is another awesome use of my...

  14. Sour milk...I didn't even notice

    i've done that. came home late, poured a big cup of milk, drank it w/ some cookies or toast, thought it tasted funny, but continued to drink, about a quart. i asked my dad the next morning about it and he said it was spoiled and they were taking it back. didn't make me sick though.

  15. Now THAT was a party

    http://www.pibetaphi.org/pibetaphi/ohio/

  16. Make up a sentence no one has ever written before.

    I gently placed my coffee maker in a wheel chair and said my tearful goodbye.

  17. POLL: If a guest at somebody's house and you had their last cold Coke Zero, would you replace it?

    its true what they say: revenge is a coke zero best served cold.

  18. Camping stuff

    definitely a tarp or two. i use two tarps a larger one that i stake down, and then a smaller one that is big enough for just the tent. it stays dry.

  19. Train your people prior to letting them answer the phone.

    Yeah, I agree completely I've given up on calling pizza places, I either just order online or have someone else do it. I've had basically that same conversation. her: Yeah me: Papa John's? her: yeah. <awkward pause...no 'can i help you, 'can i take your order?' me: ummm i'd...

  20. Women need to learn to get in the kitchen when they're told

    his name is pretty cool, Cleottis

  21. picking up $ off the street, how much would it take for you to bend over and pick up?

    i will pick up a penny. i have a coffee can of change @ home.

  22. Didn't get the job offer after all

    That sucks getting jerked around like that. I hope I'm not headed down a similar path. I interviewed for a job on 4.27. I thought the interview went really well. The lady I interviewed with said they will interview for another 2 weeks and then there will be a second round. Well, I...

  23. 2012 Olympic Mascots = WTF LONDON

    LSD is the bomb, indeed.

  24. Why take a perfectly good chocolate chip cookie and ruin it with walnuts?

    i have a pro-nut & raisin agenda. nuts and raisins belong in cookies and salads.

  25. PSA: Drivers Pro-Tip

    Everyone knows the answer. They won't admit it though. They feel like they are entitled to something and this is the lowest fruit they can grab. Cutting in line in traffic ts the only time they feel like they're getting ahead, albeit using a very 'i'm a passive aggressive pussy' method...

  26. My dad drinks and drives and he wants to take my car for the week. What to do?

    I been drinking and driving longer than you've been born, boy.

  27. PSA: Drivers Pro-Tip

    None of you would do this in a line at the supermarket, so why is your car any different? So you're either an asshole or you're not an asshole. Go ahead then, show how big of an asshole you are in line at the supermarket. Someone is day dreaming for 2 seconds and not moving forward in line...

  28. Why do white people love "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Don't Stop Believin"

    I sincerely hope he's not, it might take two. It's like when I was a kid, riding in my uncle's car and he'd listen to this 1950's doo-wop shit on the radio (it's my party i'll cry if i want to) that I hated. All those 'golden oldie' 1950s stations have became 60s and 70s type stations. You...

  29. Why do white people love "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Don't Stop Believin"

    neither one appeals to me and i'm white.

  30. Robin Hood

    the previews looked shitty enough to drive me away.

  31. The Hurt Locker...are you kidding me?

    Inglorious Basterds had what's that called...oh yeah...A PLOT! The Hurt Locker, while enjoyable, was nowhere near the movie that IB was.

  32. Discuss solutions to children misbehaving in restaurants

    If I acted up like that in any public situation my mom would not tolerate it. She'd grab me by my arm, take me to the car and beat me (not abuse, mind you). Yeah, guess what? I didn't act up very often because of that.

  33. Dell's Customer Service Robots Officially No Longer Trying

    Dear <subject name here>, You are pride of <subject home town here>.

  34. Redneck solution to oil spill clean up....might actually have some merit

    So we soak up oil with hay... What will the horses eat? They are obviously in favor of equocide.

  35. Doubt anyone cares, but since last night Netflix seems to have improved streaming.

    If the OP typed something like "NETFLIX > HULU!!!111" your first response would be appropriate. As it stands right now, you just gave an unsolicited opinion, drawing a comparison between Hulu and Netflix. You compared apples to oranges. Great job.

  36. Get Portal for your mac/pc free! (Until May 24th)

    It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.

  37. 1st time camper

    ground beef. carrots chopped potato onion. butter salt + pepper start fire. Wrap all the food in aluminum foil. Place foil in / near fire. Drink 3.25 beers or smoke 1.85 bowls. Eat the delicious bounty laid before you.

  38. Check it out, guys: The Top 5 restaurant gripes

    I have no qualms about requesting a different table if they put me / us in a spot I don't like. If there's tables open in a corner or on the side of a room, why are you putting us in a table right in the middle of the room / right in front of the door, that annoys me to no end. I hate having...

  39. More hilarity from religious fundamentalists

    that certainly rivals the Kirk Cameron banana video. that one guy (not beardo & hatty) sort of looks like Kevin Spacey.

  40. San Antonio or Austin (~3 days)

    Okay, my bad. You're right. There's plenty of nightlife in San Antonio, if you like Tejano music.
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