I frequent "The Guardian" as a resident troll and often call out the rabid feminists ... calling them "Man Haters" ... I find this satiates my pathetic existence. I adopt the "Thunderman" approach ... post and run ... then return a few days later to look at the carnage.
I only have a Vile Wand of Annoying Sickness -3.
When you pick it up it makes you feel ill.
My wife calls it the mop.
There is a second variant of the above called the broom.
I promptly burned this on sight the last time I saw it.
Obsy prolly has the FBI knocking down his door about now ... or the Cartel.
We can read all about it in the paper tomoz.
I love being on the other side of the world where nothing happens apart from the odd shark attack.
I glued carpet squares on one side of a hollow core door and 4 inch foam to the reverse side ... works a treat for my studio ... carpet is slightly overlapped on the edges (1/2 inch).
Yes that is partly the issue but also try to understand they have seen a lot of death and major accidents in their lives and are trying to be protective. The best thing is to leave home and lead your own life. I am fifty and yearn for an empty house ... so leave. Works for everyone. Gen y are...
If it was not for the love of blondes ribs surf beer guns footy gator wrestling fastfood cars bikes and porn the USA ould have nothing in common with straya. Wait ... there are too many good things there ... we are now putting up a submission for 52nd state ...can you tow us away from china now...
Having a spa at 0700 while everyone else is sleeping and left my pod coffee on the kitchen bench ... should I text the wife or get out and get it? Problem is she is dutch ... I could be seriously injured ... fck I ...getting out. I need a good servant.
I only like the thin drip dry shorts ... that way I can swim at the beach or jump in the spa ... or wrestle crocs when they try to grab my cats or dogs.
People who help others for nothing are more common than you think ... thats why is is important to say thank you. Take the mods as an example ... worship them for they are higher order beings. ;)
I kinda enjoyed the rant. As an athiest existential philiosopher I am quite comfortable with being my own god. I have a small and growing cult following of hipsters on my facebook. I am spending the day in the spa ... and about to text the wife to get me some lunch ... I am thinking chicken. I...
I thought the last season was the last ... not sure If I can handle any more Noah Angst ... its really becoming unmanly ... luckily the redneck and the colonel are there to do plenty of indiscriminate violence and tasty one liners.
Ok ... I'm in.
I just eat as much normal food as I like.
If I start to put on any weight I can tell from my belt notch.
Then I don't eat lunch till I can get back to the second notch.
Simple.
I am a bit worried about running in a new belt when this one wears out though ...
Seems stupid to ask an employee for a sick note when they are casual, and only get paid for the hours they work.
As a consultant if I don't work I don't get paid.
If I am sick I just call the employer and tell them I am sick and won't be in ... I TELL them.
I run my life ... not them.
ct ... you got me buddy. There is no fooling a fellow CPU nut.
I was primarily the mod at Toms Guide ... working for Tuan and Jane.
I actually feel like I have missed out on a lot by not being here.
Who our our craziest people here?
Do we have equivalents to mugZ, wingding...
Weetbix, Vegemite on toast, cocopops, poptarts, just right, sultana bran, etc in Australia ... n porridge. Kids trink hot milo too, or quick.
No kangaroo steaks for brekky.
My account is very old and I posted a few times back in 2006/7 then mainly read the front page for 9 years ... then started posting in the last few days. I'm just a bit shy. :)
If every person there gets a cup of water from the tap and tips it into a reservoir in California ... wait ... there are simply not enough Chinese. Cancel that.
I was working off the "kill a fly" or "jump into the air" premise ... wrong country.
:)
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