Personally, I can't wait until this kid gets pulled over as a passenger and doesn't have her ID.
Officer - could you spell your name
Girl - "ABCDE"
"Officer - Look, I am trying to cut you and your friends a break but if you don't even want to spell your name right then everyone is going to...
Dee-nice Balakay. WTF is Blaaaake, do you want to go to war with me Balakay??? :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
And it's Ay Ay Ron :cool:
Regardless, nice find. I hadn't seen that one before but I absolutely live the turbulence one :D
I will never understand what the point of uber fast internet speeds but capped. Not sure how accurate it is but a quick calculator I found from google says that you can max out the cap in 8 hours. WTF is the point of that fast internet if you can max out your monthly transfer cap in 1/3 of a day?
Wow, you can go from 250 down to 1,000 down for only $15 more a month.
I'd bet quite a lot that there are limits, at least on the higher tier bandwidths and probably on most of them.
Me, I'm stuck with my current plan with ATT Uverse. I get 45 down and roughly 6 up and I pay $60 a month for it...
That won't happen in our lifetime and probably not my kids lifetime but that is their problem, as long as I die with a steak in my belly then it's the next generation's problem.
No, they actually believe all of that bullshit they are spouting. They are really that batshit crazy and honestly, I don't think this is even close to their craziest "demand". Pretty sure they were demanding that all animals be let go and allow them to "roam" in their natural habitats. Sadly...
Carrot cake is an abomination towards cakes. I'm not sure what kind of famine the poor fuckers who invented the carrot cake were going through but it must have been brutal for them to look at a bunch of carrots and think "hey, that would be pretty tasty in a cake". How it has lived on while we...
I think that is exactly what the inhabitants of the island were doing.
I can see him at the Pearly Gates: God, why did you forsake me? I went in your name to preach your religion and you let me get killed how hast though hath forsaken me?
God: I sent you a warning! I even made sure that you...
Well, we didn't impose any sanctions or go to war with them when we discovered that all of the hijackers were from SA. We did blow the fuck out of two other countries, one of which had nothing to do with it and the other deny Alqueda a safe base of operations by removing the Taliban.
Yet all of...
He may have very well transmitted all kinds of diseases to the tribe that they have never been in contact with before. This man could have potentially killed off every last member of the already small tribe.
Exactly what part of the mass murder of a completely isolated people, potentially one...
More importantly, he could have, and may very well have, transmitted diseases to them that they have never been in contact with and could wipe out what few remaining members of the tribe.
I was quoting him, not you. I already know you aren't sorry for anything no matter if it's your fault or not. You kind of remind me, well, me. :tearsofjoy:
Fuckers would probably come back later that night and throw the contents all over your lawn because, as we have already determined, they are gigantic assholes.
Duct tape goes a long way. Obviously, remove said duct tape before you let her go outside and some isopropyl alcohol will get the rest of the duct tape goo right off. No harm, no foul.
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