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    When will World War 111 start

    If you mean World War 3, it starts after a rag tag nation wants to prove it's big boy status by touching a series of nukes from within the United States. With the 'Nanny' force out of the way, China and Russia will be free to resolve their differences the way they have long since desired to do...
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    "Messiah", "His holiness"

    No. Not true. In fact I don't hear many representatives on either side of the isle mention God at all. Occasionally they do when it gets around to election time. Also, when, recently, has any Republican't in Washington done anything to counter the Democrat party? Back to OT: Farakhan was...
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    This song is stuck in my brain

    :music: Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin anywhere Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit He took the midnight train goin anywhere
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    OMG facepalm.jpg...I weep for the average morning show viewer

    I can relate. Previous owner of house treated lawn, I didn't this year and it seems I spend more time trimming weeds than I do grass. The buckhorn is the worst.
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    Unemployment - A Scary Reality

    IMHO, Mel Gibson wouldn't make a much better messiah then O has.
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    Scientific evidence now points to global cooling, contrary to U.N. alarmism

    Guess I'd better take back all that money I donated to build Cloud Ships. Now we need less clouds to let more UV in to help heat the earth. Are you new to the intrawebs?
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    So someone tell me why Hillary Clinton is Secretary of State?

    If I were her, I'd be upset too. This isn't the first time he said or done things that have damaged or undermined her political career. The real question should be: "So someone tell me why Hillary Clinton is still with Bill?" And in this case, Hillary is bad on both counts.
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    Random Fact Thread

    fixed Same randy factoid applies to me.
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    Here is your WTF of the day.....

    sanctity of marriage -1
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    How long do you have to wait when the meeting organizer doesn't show?

    5 minutes is plenty. If you call a meeting, you should be there 5 minutes early to prepare. The only words that will hold me are "So and so just paged, he said he's running late because he got held up when he went to get donuts and juice for the meeting". Then, I'll give it 15.
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    In the event of a global zombie apocalypse or nuclear holocaust

    Secure my house and some water and food. Then steal a heavy duty pickup and drive 45 minutes to Lima OH where they manufacture the M1 Abrams. See if they would loan me one. I'd be like: "There's zombies k, I won't bring it back on E, lol"
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    Bush, Obama or McCain? Opinion poll

    Probably the only time bush and panties are going to be in the same sentence and no one gets hit with a sexual harrassment suite.
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    Barack 2009 meet Barack 2004

    What? No way! A hypocrite politician? GTFO.
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    "Explain a Concept" I need a topic!

    DIY meth lab.
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    Work place restroom

    That and the seat itself is usually 6 inches higher than usual. If I lean back, I can swing my feet! Weeeeee, I'm pooping!!!!!!!
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    Erin Andrews 911 call

    Leave Rosie alone!
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    Woman pours boiling water on husband's crotch

    Ahhh, the smell of boiled man tackle in the morning.....smells like....hot dogs?
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    You know those dumb gags involving pain?

    Pain is funny, hur hur. EDIT: Suitable for work viewing.
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    Thieves steal tractor-trailer

    fixed Could be trucker code for "Meet you at the Flying J to drop a load".
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    Leon: He can count.

    Please keep SFW. Leon can count. Link your latest lawls.
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    Being Human. Premieres July 25th

    Neither do the people who wrote/produced this I'm guessing.
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    What could possibly be THE MOST controvercial topic ATOT could host?

    Not even close. Not even if it's on a plane on a treadmill.
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    VIDEO: Pickup truck runs red light

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! The truck is all like Nyeeeeeeeeooooowwwwwww *fap* and then that one cars' wipers come on! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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    we should just do it

    :music: Salad potato salad.... :music:
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    Thinking about getting a second job

    CDL. Commercial Driver's License (Trucker). A lot of weekend jobs available. Quick runs that the major otr drivers don't want to mess with. Biggest problem is finding an employer to hire you part time or at all. Many don't want to pay the high insurance premiums that come with new drivers...
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    I'm a daddy!

    6,568 days and counting. Giggidy. Just kidding. Gratz.
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    if you were a successfull white-collar worker....

    So what's your point? Are you encouraging me to hate golfers, rich people, or the fact that life is just not fair? Maybe you're just making point about how much El Tigre makes, I dunno. The fact that the point of this thread is confusing leaves me no choice but to try and sneakily derail it...
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    Caption these Palin pics.

    1. I think I just pee'd 2. This is my 'I'm pretending I understand you face' 3. I wonder if Todd would look cuter if he was black.
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    For you singles out there...

    When I moved into my new house, I got a great deal on a CA King Tempurpedic. I wasn't there when they moved it in and I thought I knew how a big a king was. Thought I knew....now I KNOW! Been using it for about a year now. Best bed I've ever had, don't think I'll ever be able to go back to...
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    What have YOU given up due to the current economic climate?

    NEVER! I know the economy is bad, but that's no reason to live like a barbarian. :laugh: But cereally folks, normally I take a vacation for a week to someplace nice. I'm just going to hang out @ home this year. I've made an extra effort to avoid driving anywhere if possible. Mainly just...
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    Chalk another one up for concealed carry permit..

    Woah woah woah. That's looks like common sense and rationality; I'm sorry ma'am but I'm going have to ask you to move it along. There's no place on the internet (or politics) for that. :laugh: It's sad to see anyone die, but I'd rather see a criminal than an innocent go.
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    Is there anything worse than a greedy consumeristic slob paying lip service to the environment?

    You just like being angry about things. Get a cat, learn to love.
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    Best Weight Loss Pill??

    I usually demand three at minimum......oh.....this is a weight loss thread....I get it....heh heh...:o
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    An unprecedent event took place this morning at my current place of residence.

    Luftwaffles! :laugh: Heil! That meks meh gigglay. My waffles are now roflwaffles.
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    OOPS....don't mix alcohol and furniture kiddies......

    No kidding. She spells facial with a capitol F.
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    What happens when you have a 13-year old give up his iPod for a Walkman?

    This article is shens for two flagrant reasons. No 13 year old these days knows what a book is. No 13 year old these days can has enough grammmar skills to throw together such a coherent and eloquent paragraph. I'm calling big hairy shens or private shooling.
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