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    Good Bye, OT

    Dear OT, Once upon a time you were fun. Now the time has come to tell you good bye. Good bye.
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    Check out what song was #1 the day you were born.

    Love is a Many Splendoured Thing / Autumn Leaves by The Four Aces / Roger Williams (shared No.1) hey. wow. are they dead yet?
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    Poll: Poll: what is your favorite eye color on a chick?

    bloodshot and rollin' red
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    Bad Judge: Woman with sheriff t-shirt lands in court

    Interesting. As a former police officer, I remember seeing a crew of youngsters walking through a mall one day while we were (being forced to) having some sort of "We're the Police and we're your friends" crap. 2 of them had on black shirts that had the word "POLICE" boldy...
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    do women find Ron Jeremy attractive?

    I cannot abide that person. If he's in the movie (even as a cameo), I ain't watchin it. He was a BIG TIME male porn star in the 70s and I guess the 80's also. He is a fat disgusting slob that mother nature smiled upon, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
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    John Lee Hooker **dead**

    He was a GOD.
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    Two Questions for Audiophiles

    Capn is correct. In addition to the HDCD player, realistically you will also need a sweet pair of speakers, a clean amplifier, and all the other goodies that come along with those devices to really appreciate the difference.
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    Hikers/Backpackers... Can you recommend a pair of boots

    I would highly recommend a pair of Red Wings. Danner is also an excellent quality boot.
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    Best SNL Impersonatin Skit EVER??

    Joe Piscopo (sp?) WAS Frank Sinatra. THAT was spooky. He even sang like him.
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    THAT's gonna leave a mark...(Warning: Cat lovers will...not like this.)

    Haven't ANY of you guys ever heard of a ............ Cat apult?
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    breaking in a new car?

    I find that slim jims work very well and.... OH. You said Break IN a new car. Sorry.
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    What's Your Favorite SciFi Novel?

    Time Enough For Love by Robert Anson Heinlein. Do yourself a favor and read EVERY word that man ever wrote.
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    **UPDATE** We're finding brown recluse spiders in and around our townhomes!

    Those pictures look about right. You can clean the wounds with hydrogen peroxide, but the actual stuff in the venom that eats tissue also seems to have a taste for most antibiotic ointments. It just takes a LONG time for those bites to heal, and even then they will leave some pretty scars.
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    **UPDATE** We're finding brown recluse spiders in and around our townhomes!

    Emos, that's a VERY good link. I'd have to agree with everything said there.
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    She's a brick.........HOUSE!

    Another moment of reflection bought to you by Winamp.
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    **UPDATE** We're finding brown recluse spiders in and around our townhomes!

    We have our fair share of those delightful little b@st@rds in North Carolina. I have been bitten twice by them and have the scars to show for it, and I am lucky at that. There have in fact been people who have lost limbs to fiddleback (our local name for the Recluse) bites. And yes, they do...
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    ALRIGHT NOW!! Won't you listen?

    LOL Thanks for the laugh! Damn, those were some WIDE OPEN times...
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    ALRIGHT NOW!! Won't you listen?

    I'm old enough to remember Sweet Leaf from Black Sabbath's third album. rock on, sir.
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    Who's the best looking "older" woman?

    Catherine Deneuve Hands Down. The End. No others even need to apply. That is all.
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    "Waaaazzzzuuuuuppppp?" or "How you doin'?"

    I vote for........ NEITHER
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    Funny

    Number 9 is ours!!!!! The tech who took that call still works here, but it has been many many moons since she had to actually talk to a customer.
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    "Scandal" at the Cannes Film Festival

    hahahahahha ok, THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY EX
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    Loyalty to Athletic Teams (vs BANDWAGON FANS)

    Oakland Raider fan in good standing since 1967. hmmmmmmmm. That's 34 years. There's been the very best of times, there have been years when we sucked very, very badly. Last year was a wonderful and unexpected surprise. If you aren't a long term fan of a team, you will never have a year like a...
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    I do more passing in the RIGHT lane!

    " If you don't like the way I drive, THEN STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK " I have no idea of the relevance, but I do love the quotation.
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    Pollen is suck

    Today we built a pollenman, then we had a big ol' pollenball fight. Later, a truck with a pollenblade came through and we were able to move our cars...
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    Cowboy boots

    excellent
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    Poll: Does IT get better as you get older?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As one who is well qualified to speak about "The Forties", I can say "Hell Yeah!" I imagine that diligent practice and dedication to the cause makes anything get better with time. I don't see why Information Technology should be any different...
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    It's time for....Friday's Joke!

    A young man enters a confessional... "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." And the priest asks, "And who was the woman you were with?&quot...
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    Dog Breath Variations by Frank Zappa

    Your task is a worthy endeavor. I know for a fact I'm not the only Zappa fan that posts around here (anyone moving to Montana soon?).
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    Listening to you, I get the music...Gazing at you, I get the heat...

    In those days, a double album was a significant outlay of cash. God, that one was worth it. My ex is the proud owner of that now (along with about 500 others). Ummmmm, I gotta go.... I wanna see for miles and miles and miles.......
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    Warning: Painful Joke

    Its inner beauty is its INCREDIBLE lameosity (is "lameosity" a word? I rather think it should be). It represents an appeal to the child that we once were. I think from the reaction of a couple of you that you are forgetting some childhood "sing-along" songs.
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    Warning: Painful Joke

    Actually, yes, but in a VERY painful sort of way.
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    Warning: Painful Joke

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to...
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    Question for those who make web pages

    True, true , and true, however........ If you design a web page, in a way you are putting a little bit of yourself on display. How do you wish to be perceived? IMHO, it is worth the extra time it takes to make sure the page is viewable (read: it won't look stupid/unfinished) by the "Big...
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    I hate Dook

    ha ha ha hahahahaha ha ha ha hahahahhahaha As a loyal member of the ABC Club (Anybody But Carolina), that was soooooo sweeeeeeeet.
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    IT joke of the day

    Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks...
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    What is the dumbest question, a user ever asked you?

    Light Click? (I told them to right click) or... (me): What Type and Model computer do you have? (idiot): Windows 98 It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on ........
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    Fires in Florida blamed on one DUMB ASS man.

    ROFLMAOPIMP God that is funny. "Gotta love the internet" Buhahahahahahahaha. I'm going down to Pinellas County tomorrow. Save some trash for me.
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    Poll: Why arn't you worried about cell phone radiation??

    Please ignore the spaz who just posted. He sits near me and is not to be trusted. He is not well, but I don't think cell phone radiation has ANYTHING to do with it.
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    Question

    rrrrrrrrrrrrr...... must........resist............. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! WHAT YOU SAY?!
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