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Apt next door, 10 ppl moved in...

Yea, this is enough for me. Between this and the "KFC in africa" thread I see that I don't really appreciate the atmosphere around here where that sort of thing is tolerated by the moderation. So long ATOT.
- mxyzptlk
- Post #78
- Jun 5, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Depeche Mode: What say you?

Confirmed: Depeche Mode is, in fact, an awesome band. My girl and I have tickets to see the at the hollywood bowl in August
- mxyzptlk
- Post #9
- Jun 4, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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New Castlevania from Kojima

I didn't hate LoI, but I always thought it could've been a much better game if it were on better hardware. There were just too many of the exact same corridor and the combo set was too limited/repetitive. Basically, the game just need to be bigger and more varied and I think next gen systems can...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #28
- Jun 4, 2009
- Forum: Console Gaming
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If KFC opened a bunch of franchises in Africa

This is the only possible answer. Seriously.. Who doesn't like fried chicken? edit: and isn't just some jerk online who wants to pretend to be different. Stop frontin', you know you like fried chicken.
- mxyzptlk
- Post #50
- Jun 2, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Final Fantasy 7 Question

Cloud, Cid is a given because he's awesome and Yuffie because the conformer is so easy to find. It was always the first ultimate weapon that I found so I'd give it to her and have her in the party because she'd do mad damage from the backrow.
- mxyzptlk
- Post #8
- Jun 1, 2009
- Forum: Console Gaming
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The Gospel of Consumption

Yea, I wonder about that sometimes. It became really apparent last holiday season when the media was acting as if people spending slightly less on mostly bullshit consumer items(read: christmas presents) would lead to our entire financial system grinding to a complete halt. The first question...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #6
- Jun 1, 2009
- Forum: Politics and News
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What is worse then GM going bankrupt?

hmm, with hidden cameras and an assortment of weapons.. stream the ensuing battle live on pay per view.. IT'LL MAKE MILLIONS! Alternatively, give them sex toys and stream it online.. it'll make billions!
- mxyzptlk
- Post #36
- Jun 1, 2009
- Forum: Politics and News
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Study finds that pull out method is almost as safe as condoms

How? What mechanism physically broke it? Is your cock really so big that you stretched it to the breaking point? Do you ejaculate with so much force that you were able to achieve this? Was it from friction? did she have sand in her vagina (his ass? I'm not judging, just exploring the...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #54
- May 29, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Study finds that pull out method is almost as safe as condoms

Yea, I knew this. there's no sperm in precum, but precum can pick up left over sperm from your previous ejaculation IF you don't clear the tubes by taking piss sometime between the last nut and the next. It's not rocket science. I was taught that improper use was the failure rate. As in...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #52
- May 29, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR

It's about damn time. I was getting tired of waiting.
- mxyzptlk
- Post #4
- May 29, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Best hospital in NYC?

pfft, just walk it off you sissy. edit: This is actual medical advice. I am a licensed practitioner of medicine.
- mxyzptlk
- Post #9
- May 28, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Street Fighter 4 Official Thread

3100GP here.. If I play long enough(another 250 days MINIMUM and that's if I keep having "good" days where I gain ~100 points a session) I'll eventually make G1, but I doubt I'll ever get past G1E and I'll probably end up with far less than 15000 points since you lose points for 1st round...
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- Post #1,475
- May 28, 2009
- Forum: Console Gaming
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It's prom season...

lol awesome for anyone keeping score.. CA gets a gay male prom queen, while GA still has racially segregated proms. Somehow, I wish a middle ground could be achieved somewhere between those two extremes.
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- Post #10
- May 28, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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do most people experience this at strip clubs?

I see what you did there.
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- Post #54
- May 27, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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What's your close call?

When I was a kid one day my friends and I had found a rabbit in the park and we wanted to bring it home. we caught it, but when we got to the parking lot it got loose and ran and hid under a car. I was reaching under the car trying to get it, when someone in the car started it and started...
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- Post #3
- May 26, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Question for all you driven people

yea, I don't really care much about anything. I don't have ambitions, I don't want to be successful. My problem is an inability to plan for more than like.. 2 hours ahead at a time. For me, the future is so uncertain.. there's no point in laying out huge sacrifices today for future gains that...
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- Post #140
- May 26, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Dumb waitress last night

oh yea, is a steamer some kind of scat fetish? I'd have thrown you the fuck out of my restaurant for asking for that shit (pun intended).
- mxyzptlk
- Post #66
- May 26, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Dumb waitress last night

This. I'm really too lazy/bad at math to be arsed to figure out tips based on percentages. On top of that, I really don't consider service at an expensive place to be worth more than service at denny's so I try to tip all servers about the same.. 5-10 bucks. Yes, you bringing me food is worth...
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- Post #65
- May 26, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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"Surburban Survivalists"

I plan on joining the zombie hoard as soon as possible. I'll be feasting on brains while the rest of you losers are huddled together in your little "forts" awaiting the inevitable.
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- Post #41
- May 26, 2009
- Forum: Politics and News
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Official inFAMOUS Thread

goddamnit all.. I had this plan of buying lbp from gamefly right at midnight last night so that I'd hopefully be getting infamous as my next game.. but I forgot and I didn't make the order until this morning with infamous already at low availability.. :( demo was awesome as fuck... I'd buy...
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- Post #44
- May 26, 2009
- Forum: Console Gaming
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Ordered PS3

Possibly.. I can usually pick up arcade racers fairly quickly, I've always been awesome at the Need for Speed and mario kart series, but not so much for hardcore simulation stuff like gran tourismo. I used to have wipeout for PC back in the late 90s.. I don't remember being so great at it back...
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- Post #39
- May 22, 2009
- Forum: Console Gaming
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New Tim Burton movie "9"

yep, looks hella cool. I might actually spend money to go see this one.
- mxyzptlk
- Post #2
- May 22, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Top 50 text acronyms parents should know

This is redundant.
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- Post #59
- May 22, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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If anyone cares to watch, I strapped a camera to my rc planne and got some video footage

I got more entertainment value from this joke than from watching shaky cam footage of some farmland.. Next time, do it over a nude beach or taliban training camp or something.
- mxyzptlk
- Post #7
- May 22, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Anyone taken a hot air balloon ride?

must be nice to have disposable income like that. $300/person is too much for me, but I could see how it would be worth it.
- mxyzptlk
- Post #35
- May 22, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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How are escort services different then craigslist's erotic services section?

I don't know why, all CL did was move it from "erotic" to "adult" It's the exact same ads, with ever so slightly less detail. edit: beaten by Kadarin... that guy knows his prostitution..
- mxyzptlk
- Post #12
- May 22, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Ordered PS3

wipeout is so hard though. I tried the demo and I could never win a race. Looks great, but the learning curve is so steep. I played the PSP version and did a little bit better with some of the other vehicles so maybe the one vehicle in the demo is part of the problem, but that game is just too...
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- Post #36
- May 22, 2009
- Forum: Console Gaming
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What are you playing this long weekend? (5/22)

^^ FF4 DS is awesome as fuck ^^ downloaded the infamous demo this morning.. gonna give that a shot at some point. More little big planet, got to 100% all the story mode levels.. I'll probably continue sucking at SF4 online, but that's a given.. I had a pretty rough lunch session in CE.. only...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #7
- May 22, 2009
- Forum: Console Gaming
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So I think I messed up my lawn mower royally - do you agree? Not a mechanic question. . .

Ya, I have the same brand mower.
- mxyzptlk
- Post #26
- May 22, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Anyone else annoyed (or at least notice) hip-hop now using techno beats?

Already been done.. Refugees feat. Bounty Killer - Hip Hopera well not really, but honestly I'd totally dig a hip hop opera.. Some meaningful/creative rap lyrics over a full, live orchestra.. yea, I'd pay money to see that.
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- Post #11
- May 22, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Hooters dress up day May 21st

terrible, TERRIBLE food. If you hate your gastrointestinal track, by all means.. consume something purchased at hooters. If you just wanna see some women in skimpy clothes, skip the foreplay and go to a damn strip club. Some of them even serve the same quality of shitty, greasy hotwings too but...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #29
- May 21, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Do you play Evil? Or Good?

I'm evil as fuck. no rhyme or reason either, straight chaotic evil. If a game gives me the option of being evil, I'm going to be evil just for the fuck of it. I don't care how it affects the story or gameplay. I don't mind if it makes the game harder or not. In Fallout 3, I stole anything that...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #20
- May 21, 2009
- Forum: Console Gaming
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Couple Run After Wrong Amount Paid By Bank.

If I could get at least a million out of the bank in cash, or a cashiers check, I'd probably take it and retire to the Philippines with my girlfriend.. Her mom owns two houses out there in a tiny village on the beach.. I've never been but seen pics and video and it's pretty fucking awesome.. I'd...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #64
- May 21, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Bruce Campbell or Kurt Russell?

I don't see how that can possibly be true. It's on Fox isn't it?
- mxyzptlk
- Post #34
- May 20, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Anyone catch Glee on Fox yesterday?

I hated being in Glee club in highschool. My guidance counselor enrolled me in the class as some sort of punishment for not taking PE seriously.. I got to spend a whole semester sitting in the corner with my head down trying to drown out the godawful gospel music.. Though the first week of being...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #27
- May 20, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Bruce Campbell or Kurt Russell?

Tough call, but I think I liked evil dead (series) and bubba ho tep better than Escape from LA and Big Trouble in Little China. Voted Bruce. but glee looks god awful.. I'd say it's in for the long haul. Otherwise, ya Brisco county and Brimstone were awesome as fuck. There was...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #21
- May 20, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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41 Million Licensed Americans May be Unfit for Roads

Around Los Angeles, I only see flashing yellow lights in front of Fire stations and sometimes at crosswalks that are in the middle of a block.
- mxyzptlk
- Post #88
- May 20, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Transgender boy barred from catholic school

I have to agree. Nothing I've seen or read about transgendered folks leads me to question whether or not a person who says they're in the wrong gender body is telling the truth or not. If they feel like they should be the opposite gender, then I see no reason to not allow it. And these things...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #36
- May 20, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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it's 11 pm on a raid night

I tried wow once and just couldn't get into it. It's so boring and repetitive. All the missions that I played were exactly the same. Kill X and collect Y number of Z item, then return to this yellow dot.. BORING!! I don't mind EXP grinding in an RPG like final fantasy where there's a decent...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #59
- May 20, 2009
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Little Big Planet.

I just finished the story mode last night. It was a lot shorter than I was expecting. User made levels better live up to the hype. There's still the matter of redoing each stage for 100% but unless user made levels are out of this world fantastic, I'm not seeing much replay value here. I was...
- mxyzptlk
- Post #27
- May 20, 2009
- Forum: Console Gaming

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