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If some girls agree to some sex with you for some smokes... you better be good!

Why would an 18 year old and 29 year old need someone to buy them cigarettes? If they were broke they shoulda just negotiated for cash.
- Fizzorin
- Post #16
- Jan 29, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Anyone taken courses where there is a HUGE range in student abilities?

In my grad level classes I'm in my last semester. Went to class on Wednesday and was working on a group project when one of the teammates asked "What is outsourcing?". To make matters worse, the other member of the group chirped up with "I used to work for Wal-Mart and I can tell you that...
- Fizzorin
- Post #10
- Jan 29, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Animal rights group unhappy with Weir wearing fur

It was very early on, one of the first to die i think. Definitely before Jesse "I have the sexual prowess of a f*cking Tyrannosaurus because I dip" Ventura.
- Fizzorin
- Post #13
- Jan 28, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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Animal rights group unhappy with Weir wearing fur

Isn't that what the Predator did to that guy in the jungle, skinned him alive and left him to hang from a branch and slowly die?
- Fizzorin
- Post #9
- Jan 28, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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Start the reality distortion field - iPad

Swift Kick in the Nuts: keeping kids entertained since they dropped.
- Fizzorin
- Post #319
- Jan 28, 2010
- Forum: Apple
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Start the reality distortion field - iPad

There are 7 active trademarks for iPad in the US: Siemens, for engines Coconut Grove, for bras ACS, for sponges Nissen, for medical devices Fujitsu, for handheld computing in a retail environment Mag-Tek, for PIN readers IP Application Development, for home computing The IP mark is the only one...
- Fizzorin
- Post #315
- Jan 28, 2010
- Forum: Apple
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Should the Dems use the reconciliation process to pass healthcare?

If the Dems use reconciliation to pass some sort of reform, reform that Americans are strongly against, it will come back to bite them in the ass in later elections. It's in their own best interest not to. Lose the battle, win the war.
- Fizzorin
- Post #23
- Jan 28, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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Start the reality distortion field - iPad

Really? Right here I have food. You need food. It's easy for me to sell you food. Over there I have a newly designed "Swift Kick in the Nuts Machine". You don't think you need a swift kick in the nuts but I do. It will be tough for me to convince you otherwise. That's proactive vs...
- Fizzorin
- Post #311
- Jan 28, 2010
- Forum: Apple
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If you know a co-worker is going to get fired...

1: Go to employee's boss. 2: Tell boss you know she's going to be induced into quitting 3: Ask when it will happen 4: Get a lawnchair, some popcorn, and a prime spectating position 1: Go to employee's boss 2: Tell boss you know she's going to be induced into quitting 3: Intimate that the press...
- Fizzorin
- Post #28
- Jan 28, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Start the reality distortion field - iPad

Marketing 101: There are two basic types of marketing campaigns, 'proactive' and 'reactive'. In a proactive campaign a product or service is produced and the marketing dept. is responsible for making people want it. In a reactive campaign the marketing dept. finds out what people want...
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- Post #305
- Jan 28, 2010
- Forum: Apple
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Former NBA player Paul Shirley To Haiti: 'Maybe Use A Condom Once In A While'

The French didn't pass the Flood Control Act of 1965, which effectively caused half the city to sink below sea level.
- Fizzorin
- Post #52
- Jan 27, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Start the reality distortion field - iPad

'"Isn't it great?" Some slight hesitation.'
- Fizzorin
- Post #63
- Jan 27, 2010
- Forum: Apple
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Start the reality distortion field - iPad

"Apple created the market for drop-down menus"
- Fizzorin
- Post #53
- Jan 27, 2010
- Forum: Apple
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Start the reality distortion field - iPad

Oh, look, "iBooks". How about "iDon'twannabuythispieceofcrap".
- Fizzorin
- Post #47
- Jan 27, 2010
- Forum: Apple
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Former NBA player Paul Shirley To Haiti: 'Maybe Use A Condom Once In A While'

Yes. It wasn't the other countries' fault that a substantial portion of New Orleans was built with the disastrous combination of being next to the ocean and below fucking sea level.
- Fizzorin
- Post #30
- Jan 27, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Huge surprise: people don't want to pay for newspapers when they used to be free.

Two sheets of paper towel with a couple drops of cooking oil is just as effective and costs ~$.01 vs ~$.25 per use.
- Fizzorin
- Post #47
- Jan 27, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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Menifee USD pulls dictionaries

Except 80084.999... and 58007.999... are equal to 80085 and 58008 respectively, so that would accomplish nothing.
- Fizzorin
- Post #26
- Jan 27, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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If a woman tricks you into having a kid and then wants to collect child support

It's not a tumor!
- Fizzorin
- Post #64
- Jan 27, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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And The Number One Cable Network Is.......

No it's not. It's a small number of stupid people. The ~30 million people who watch an American Idol finale is an awful lot of stupid people. Hell, the Fox News rating is lower than the number of idiots who watch Jersey Shore (3.7 million).
- Fizzorin
- Post #21
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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CNN Interviewee: Apple Knows What I Want Before I Do

Since I don't want to subscribe to OE online (subscribe to a dictionary? Please), this from dictionary.com: cre⋅ate   /kriˈeɪt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [kree-eyt] Show IPA verb, -at⋅ed, -at⋅ing, adjective verb (used with object) 1. to cause...
- Fizzorin
- Post #107
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Real Estate Property Sold Question

Yes, but not so nice when you've been in a house for a while and realize you're in Canada.
- Fizzorin
- Post #8
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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How would you fix the NFL Pro Bowl?

These ideas can be stand-alone or combined: Scrap it. The Pro Bowl (and football in general) is much more likely to get players injured than MLB/NBA/NHL All-Star games. With that in mind, you'll never be able to get big-name players interested in jeopardizing their careers for an exhibition...
- Fizzorin
- Post #6
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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CNN Interviewee: Apple Knows What I Want Before I Do

I think you need to use that OE Dictionary to look up the word "create". :hmm:
- Fizzorin
- Post #103
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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CNN Interviewee: Apple Knows What I Want Before I Do

By that logic Google "created the market" for search engines even though Yahoo!, AskJeeves, Alta Vista, Lycos, Magellan, Web Crawler, Infoseek et al were around first.
- Fizzorin
- Post #97
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Mainland China hacked Google?

I was going to say that Bangladesh was a big Indian tech center, blah, blah but then I found out Bangladesh is a separate country. :eek: Why did I think it was part of India? Then I remembered that I was thinking of Bangalore. Never been there, never seen it, but I've heard that Bangalore is...
- Fizzorin
- Post #11
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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Mainland China hacked Google?

Well, technically the Chinese government doesn't censor the internet. Government censorship is traditionally thought of as active blocking of content. In China the government has a policy of "Internet Self-Discipline" which basically gives ISPs vicarious liability for users' actions. Since...
- Fizzorin
- Post #8
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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Mainland China hacked Google?

How has India been rectal rooting the US?
- Fizzorin
- Post #5
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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CNN Interviewee: Apple Knows What I Want Before I Do

Wow, angst much?
- Fizzorin
- Post #66
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Mainland China hacked Google?

From what I've read the hack was tracked to Taiwan and then China by way of IP tracing. From there, the hack attempt itself lent evidence of China. Allegedly, the hack was performed by way of exploiting .pdf files. The code used was broken down by forensic programmers who determined that the...
- Fizzorin
- Post #2
- Jan 26, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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Top 99 Most Desirable Women 2010

10. Miranda Kerr- Victoria's Secret Flavor of the Month 9. Eva Mendes- Actress 8. Cheryl Cole- Never heard of her, but apparently is big in the UK 7. Penelope Cruz- Actress 6. Beyonce- Singer 5. Jessica Alba- Actress 4. Alessandra Ambrosio- Victoria's Secret FotM 3. Kate Beckinsale- Actress 2...
- Fizzorin
- Post #5
- Jan 25, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Top 99 Most Desirable Women 2010

List is full of fail. Many of the women are desirable every year. Should really be called the "List of 99 Desirable Women Ranked in Order of Their Relevance to Pop Culture in 2010".
- Fizzorin
- Post #2
- Jan 25, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Obama says "no thanks" to jury duty

Hey, if I sent the card back and said "I can't make it, I have to give a presentation at work" that wouldn't cut it. :)
- Fizzorin
- Post #5
- Jan 25, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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Obama Administration Steers Lucrative No-Bid Contract for Afghan Work to Dem Donor

Unlike many people, I actually read the background on this. I understand the necessity for no-bid awards and, whether I agree that this should be a no-bid or not, the State Department awarded the job within the FAR and AIDAR regulations, which predate Obama's regime by about 25 years.
- Fizzorin
- Post #57
- Jan 25, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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mayo or miracle whip?

Whoosh!
- Fizzorin
- Post #75
- Jan 25, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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The NFL rule shortfalls

The probability of winning in OT without the other team touching the ball on offense (~39%) is almost exactly equal to the probability of any given offensive possession ending in a TD or FG (~36%). Adjust for the fact that teams are slightly more likely to score in OT as they play for a FG and...
- Fizzorin
- Post #81
- Jan 25, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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Italy's Disaster Chief Blasts 'Pathetic' U.S. Aid Work in Haiti

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/754400 UNITED STATES: $130 million in aid, according to USAID. Has sent about 12,000 military personnel so far, 265 government medical personnel, 18 Navy and Coast Guard ships, 49 helicopters and seven cargo planes to assist in aid delivery, support and...
- Fizzorin
- Post #2
- Jan 25, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News
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The NFL rule shortfalls

If the #1 overall defense, #1 pass defense, and #8 run defense can't stop the #9 overall offense, #2 pass offense, and #32 run offense I don't think that's "coin flip luck".
- Fizzorin
- Post #34
- Jan 25, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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The 09-10 Boston Celtics: Greatest team that never was?

Iverson, Carter, McGrady, Marbury, Francis, Webber, Davis, Miles, Walker, Marion, Houston, Magette, ... Garnett??? Yes, Kevin Garnett is, in fact, a stealth member of the list of lottery picks from 1993-2000 (the "me-first" era) who had big names and decent production but were absolutely, 100%...
- Fizzorin
- Post #13
- Jan 25, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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mayo or miracle whip?

Need 3rd poll option: "I have taste buds that function thus both mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are revolting." Seriously people, stop playing into the "white cuisine" stereotype.
- Fizzorin
- Post #65
- Jan 25, 2010
- Forum: OT Discussion Club
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ACORN Filmmakers Sued in Philadelphia Federal Court

Speak for yourself. I hate god. Have you ever read the Old Testament? God is a messed up SOB. Also, since people do tons of messed up stuff in god's name, and he doesn't punish them, that implicit approval. God's a douche.
- Fizzorin
- Post #37
- Jan 22, 2010
- Forum: Politics and News

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