One thing I make sure I never do is flush. I am proud of my work and want to display it for my fellow coworkers. That way they know what my wife made for dinner last night, especially if it's corn pudding. Makes for great water cooler conversation.
At school, I personally will hold them in until class changes and I'll wait until I'm positioned in a crowded hallway so I can cropdust as many people as possible. No one will ever know the perpetrator and seeing kids nearly choking from eating my fart is priceless.
I've been in some intense athletic competitions and can never imagine losing my cool to this level. Some people lose all control when competing in a competitive environment.
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