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  1. Chicago area flooding

    Little bit of flooding in the far northern suburbs from the Des Plaines river (Gurnee, Waukegan)...not quite as terrible as I'm hearing in other areas, though.
  2. Insane family members

    Crazy family members? ha...hahaha....AHAHAHAHAHAHA You think you know crazy. Try a mother with a penchant for pulling a loaded gun on you and your family when she feels she isn't getting her way, then talking her way out of a psych ward so she can go do it again, being able to fool...
  3. What have I missed?

    Holy mother of God, just look at all the awesome in this thread. It should be backed up, burned to a gold disc and sent into space as a representative of all the actual badassery that the internet can be for aliens to find in the future. If not, they'll stumble upon the current existence of...
  4. Man Shoots Himself In The Head At NRA 500

    /makes lazy wanking motion
  5. Hello!

    Good to see you. :)
  6. What have I missed?

    Damn...Max and Eric, you two have some pretty low post-counts for all the time you've been here! I am honored. Now get to rectifying that. :D
  7. What have I missed?

    Wasn't that baffled2's new handle? Yeah, been awhile since I've heard from her. Last I recall she was married to Red Dawn, I think...
  8. What have I missed?

    Fixed.
  9. What have I missed?

    Heh, yeah, that was me. Somewhere around 8 grams, if I recall. Good God, that was hell, thanks for the reminder, cockbag. :P Dude, what the hell? I promised I'd never do that thing with your mom again, I thought we were cool.
  10. What have I missed?

    *looks up, unperturbed, while slowly greasing a penguin*
  11. What have I missed?

    Well, GREAT. Now he knows. I was trying to be vague so he couldn't prepare, but now he's gonna ruin our plans and buy Penguin Mace. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
  12. What have I missed?

    He was just warning you, man. You broke the OP's guidelines - thus, you will be banned. And by banned, I mean I'm going to hunt you down and break your fingers. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
  13. What have I missed?

    Noticed that, plus the custom avatars (not even pre-approval is required)... What happened to this place? Did Anand decide to let the cesspool just rot? ;)
  14. What have I missed?

    Bitchin'! I knew some of you had to be around here somewhere (Krazy4Real, you don't count, go home :D)... And Fausto, an Elite Member. Forgot about that tag - why the festering fuck have I not been granted this title? Lifer just seems so passe these days. ;)
  15. What have I missed?

    Wow, sounds like he was cramming for life. Guess looking up from ATOT and seeing how much you've missed has a hell of an effect on more people than just myself... Oh, and 15,000+ posts in 9 years less than me? Jesus, dude, they called ME a nef. :P
  16. What have I missed?

    Noticed some pics of yoyoyohowsdajello on pics.bbzzdd. If that mofo is any indication of how old we've all become, I'm scared. Dude has gray hair and a kid now... We're almost dead! ;) Speaking of death, anyone seen Red Dawn? :D
  17. What have I missed?

    Sonofa...You seriously remember that? Holy shit. You earned a LOL. "Left" I can understand, but banned? Am I gonna have to find a mod and choke a bitch?
  18. What have I missed?

    Eh, I had a brief stint on Digg before getting busy with work/school/health stuff. Just haven't had the time and this place was notorious for sucking the time out of the day at an alarming rate, so I either had to leave completely or not bother at all, heh. We still have Skoorb, HotChic(Paige)...
  19. What have I missed?

    It's been a while since I've been here... Looks like things have changed quite a bit. Where's the old crew? Chime in if you've been a member for over ten years. :) edit: Good God, what happened to FuseTalk? :O
  20. how many of you have hot moms?

    No kidding, imagine how great it would've been had she been educated enough to know about the wonders of abortion...
  21. i will fight any of you for a tub of ice cream right now

    Anyone else read the title as "I will fight any of you in a tub of ice cream right now"? :Q
  22. *** NSFW *** Man kills girlfriend of two years after finding out she was a man.

    Oh shut up with the typical liberal "you advocate the death penalty for criminals, thus you are a danger to society" bullshit. Obviously, most people who are so strongly for such harsh punishments are simply extremely revolted by the idea of the crimes that could call for such a punishment...
  23. *** NSFW *** Man kills girlfriend of two years after finding out she was a man.

    Heh, and this from someone whose username looks very much like "LGBT" at a quick glance. So which one is it? Trying to tell us something? :P
  24. What happened to RichardE?

    Why are all of you so damn scared to post the story? God, you guys are so lame sometimes...
  25. So it looks like our neighbour is filming us

    If it's inside the window, are you sure it doesn't just LOOK like it's pointed at your house? What if that's just a result of the design, and it's pointing inward? Also, if its a small, shitty little wireless webcam, quality would be HORRIBLE especially when shooting from behind a...
  26. I have just realized that I am gay

    Immeasurable social ineptitude does not equal homosexuality. However, in your case, I'm guessing both apply.
  27. JPG in a Gmail signature?

    See 1st reply for how, and mine for the reason: JPG signatures are for 12-year-olds on XBOX message boards proclaiming their clan 1337ness, not for making everyone look at your business card every time they read an email from you.
  28. what's the nicest neighborhood near you?

    Dude, did you just call ROCKFORD "nice"?! WTF? Have you ever been there? :P I'd have to say Kenilworth, IL would be my answer. Just a couple train stops away from my area. From the Wikipedia article: "Kenilworth has a reputation as the wealthiest and most exclusive community in the...
  29. Rolo's joke of the day 6

    No, I prefer the OP's version. I can't stand jokes that try to milk the punchline by adding something "cute" or supposedly witty AFTER the punchline has been told, and the joke is essentially over. OF COURSE his wife is mad at him, that's the whole point of the joke, and the punchline makes it...
  30. POLL: Would you date Sarah Palin's 18 year old daughter?

    There's a couple different ways to interpret "she has a baby, hell fucking no," one of which would be to simply insert one obvious word, like thus: "she already has a baby, hell fucking no" Meaning, of course, that he would not want to date a girl who is already caring for a child going...
  31. POLL: Would you date Sarah Palin's 18 year old daughter?

    Wow, that's one hell of a stretch of logic. You should write for O'Reilly.
  32. Man this sucks

    Do what I did... Leave your school, and go to a different, better one. Either A) you'll find teachers who are a lot better at explaining shit than the ones from your other school (even if your current school is known for having good teachers in those subjects) or B) the curriculum and/or...
  33. Name 3 bands you would like to see live but haven't

    Easy... OOMPH! Rammstein NIN edit: Looks like a few of you would hate me for this, but I wasn't and still really aren't a fan of Iron Maiden, but I saw them on their tour like, what, 2 years ago? Sometime in the fall. I wound up 3rd from front. Bullet for My Valentine opened...
  34. How much would you pay for your own bathroom?

    Or, worse yet, when you wake up in the morning and you want to go beat off in the tub, but your roommate is busy shitting up the bathroom. There's no way you can enjoy a good wank without having to wait for at least an hour after someone destroys it like that. :|
  35. Can we sue my girlfriend's bank?

    Did you just seriously spell "albeit" as "all be it"? :confused: ....seriously?
  36. Finally got a raise today

    No raise, no bonus, and everything else reduced overall. Absolutely shitty.
  37. NIN calling it quits?

    Can't decide if he means he's going to stop touring for a while and stop shitting out NIN product, maybe to work extra hard or something on the next album or who knows what, or if he really means he's going to set NIN aside for the time being. Doesn't really explain.
  38. Get the word out if you know this jerk.

    Is that the one where the one of the /b/tards supposedly got ahold of the girl and/or her friend and brought her to the thread while it was going on? That was pretty epic...I talked to the guy on AIM who did most of that pwnage, he was surprisingly human for a /b/tard. ;) BTW, just watched...
  39. The worst music video in existence.

    this one still holds the top spot, IMHO. There's a lot of videos made by nobodies that could be "the worst," but the artist should actually be "famous" or popular to win. And this guy was, somehow. :confused:
  40. Most Gay Video Ever...

    /me stares at this thread with most pronounced O_o face ever
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