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    What type of bomb was used in Oklahoma Bombing??

    The bomb did not work as planned..the entire building was supposed to come down, but it turns out that a u-haul is not a good forceplate for a shockwave of that size.. so much of the destructive energy was dissipated before it hit the building. But it was a good plan considering it was their...
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    Favorite Comidies

    Hogan's Hero's "I see nothing, I hear nothing , I KNOW NOTHING!"
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    GPL?

    GPL is a cancinogen!!!!!!!!! Don't touch it!!!! Immediatly call 1-800-win-dows for the antidote! It may hurt a little when Dr. Bill surgically removes your wallet, but it is for your own good. In Bill we trust.
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    Question about death?

    Ok nerd, to put it in nerd speak, the brain is like a big DIMM , once you shut off the juice, it wipes out.
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    I'm off to Japan

    Try not to get stabbed
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    Favorite quotes and words!

    That correspondes with the oft heard "I was a liberal arts major..would you like fries with that, sir"
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    Live in Africa? Don't miss the total eclipse!

    As on evil white plunderer of the third world, i feel it is my job to commercialize this eclipse while at the same time screwing the natives out of any share of the profit..this calls for an alliance with Don King Promotions.
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    We are now communists....

    I knew the site was going to hell , this is more proof.
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    Nashville & Memphis sites to see?

    Ernest Tubbs Record Shop If you see ShinerBurke along the highway, consider him a 5 point speedbump.
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    Live in Africa? Don't miss the total eclipse!

    AIDs, Famin, civil war, tribal cannibalism, black on black slavery, drought, Flies the size of of cessna's, and an eclipse!!! Damn I wish i lived in Africa!!!
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    Who exactly was Mrs. Robinson?

    Anne Bancroft
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    Favorite quotes and words!

    "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery! Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" -Patrick Henry and If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of...
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    WARNING!!! do NOT move to Maryland (this is a long one)

    You could get ray lewis to whack that Trooper. One of the perks of living in a state where a murdering thug neanderthal can pull down millions a year AND be cheered.
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    Very strange article on the EP-3E Aries II surveillance aircraft.

    No-one, at any time, while in uniform, is required to commit suicide to evade capture. This guy is a wacko.
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    YES!!!!!

    NO!!!!!
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    name 2 good things in your life right now and 1 bad thing

    Good: My wife My boat Bad: No mushroom cloud over Beijing yet ;(
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    ack, i lost a testicle.......

    Don't expect me to help you find the damn thing! Maybe you left it with your car keys.
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    DSL is down, I am dying here!

    I have hardly any problem with my DSL (with a baby bell) but it is limited to about 300k Upstream , so I have been toying with the idea of having a T1 run to the house and writing it off as a business expense. The joys of not having a board to answer to :)
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    Poll: what's your favorite nut?

    Probably the left one..but the right is pretty nice also. The humble peanut is my favorite, BUT, it must be boiled!
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    Poll: Re: "In before the lock"

    you get banned just for saying that?
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    DSL is down, I am dying here!

    reactivate them with what? The company is gone, chopped up, dissolved. AT&T owns the goodies now, sure california's regulators can sue, then go stand in line next to all the other people suing the dead entity called northpoint..its down and will stay down.
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    Poll: What is your opinion on Daylight Savings Time?

    It's government crap. Arizona has the right idea, ignore the damn thing!
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    Poll: What's your credit card limit?

    Dr. Evil.. How much of your credit was blown on that frikken giant "laser beam"
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    Poll: What's your credit card limit?

    I have a 7 million dollar warehousing line of credit.(for business purposes) but since I am incorporated , looting the company and heading for uruguay(favorable extradition treaties for white collar crime) has crossed my mind. My personal credit limit is *****redacted(IRS may be watching) , the...
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    Police storm Milosevic home

    I hope he never sets one foot in the one-world totalitarian Hague war crimes tribunal. I would die before giving them the f*ing satisfaction, the one world socialist pricks. That being said, I hope the serbian people string him up in the streets like Mussolini.
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    Poll: Why do you get up in the morning?

    My 3 reasons to get up in the mornings(in no particular order) A. money to be made! Go make it or someone else will! :) B. If it is a sunday, Fish to be caught and water to be churned C. My wife looks so sexy laying there...
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    Unfortunately, it has become all to frequent that a man will father a child and then run off.

    She IS somebody! (only true Jackson watchers might get that)
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    So, What do you all think about Bush's plan to drill oil in Alaska?

    Pump every last drop! Then go get the deep frozen methane deposits from the gulf of mexico. Get it all! Quickly..move it..go do it .
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    So, What do you all think about Bush's plan to drill oil in Alaska?

    come listen to a story bout a man named nanook, poor eskimo fisherman barely kept his family fed, then one day he was drilling in ANWR, and up thru the ground come a bubblin crude..
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    All time computer screw ups - Post yours!!!

    I installed windowsME for a friend..I will never forgive myself for trashing the machine with that redmond virus.
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    what author contributed to American literature?

    jayhawkin I never Joke about philosophy. Atlas shrugged is the best novel ever written by anyone because it is the one novel to show the true face of the moochers, and how to beat them. (Basically, stop supporting them by no longer producing the wealth and material that they steal from you, and...
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    what author contributed to American literature?

    Thomas Jefferson (declaration of Independence) Alexander Hamilton, John Jay, and James Madison (Federalist Papers) Ayn Rand(her best stuff written in the USA) "Atlas Shrugged", best novel ever written Faulkner Margaret Mitchell
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    Mr. Spock rocks. (Or, your favorite Spock moments)

    While I generally disdain all things Trek, I have to conceed that the eyebrow thing Spock did was pretty cool.
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    Best version of Guantanamera?

    I prefer the Buena vista social club's version
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    Who else loves the movie The Longest Day?

    The Longest Day is really probably the last great epic with a true cast of thousands. It's best attribute is the german technical direction, so that the producer (Darryl F. Zanuck) could accuratly depict the german side as well as the allied side.
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    how many different ppl have u had sex with?

    at once? or cumulative? Had to say it..cause its my 200th post
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    Whats a good porn filter?

    If your friend is intent on censorship, this ISP does it all for you so you don't even need software..Mayberry usa.net Mayberry USA
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    Whats a good porn filter?

    a good porn filter is one that scoops all the porno up and sends it to you.
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    What do you guys do for fun on the weekends?

    Work on saturdays as normal, Take my boat out on sundays.
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