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    Brutuskend call out thread

    I'm still alive. And I WILL BE BACK :)
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    Beach Bimbo (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

    A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around...
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    ** Electile Dysfunction **

    the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
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    Monica's prayer (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

    Hows things? And congrats on being elected!!
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    Monica's prayer (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

    Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help. 'God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,'...
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    The Dream Job Florida Gynecolgist's Assistant

    I've been spending a lot of time working on other projects. Specifically old Schwinn bikes I've started collecting. Here's the 1955 Deluxe Hornet I just finished for my daughter Another picture Plus I've been restoring old seats from the 50's bikes as well. Seat #1 White leather for...
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    Billy Bob, Joe Bob and James Earl

    Three Hillbillies Billy Bob, Joe Bob and James Earl are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. Billy Bob says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. Joe Bob says: 'Why is that stupid ?' Billy Bob says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!' Joe Bob says: 'That's nothin'...
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    The Dream Job Florida Gynecolgist's Assistant

    A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files &...
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    bicyclists are self-entitled assholes who think they can run red lights

    I for one follow the rules of the road, so BYTE ME!
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    Anyone here live in or around Lisle, Illinois.

    Man, this guy is persistent! ;)
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    Anyone here live in or around Lisle, Illinois.

    I live in the Eugene / Springfield area.
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    Anyone here live in or around Lisle, Illinois.

    There's a auction on a bike and the seller will not ship. Anyone around that area that could ship a bike to Oregon for me? Thanks! (Or possibly just some parts off of the bike)
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    Good o'l boys (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

    Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower...Cooter, Jim Bob, and Bubba. As they start their descent down the tower, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Jim Bob says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."...
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    Recommend me a foldable bike!

    Yup. You can't get any better than a bike friday. And I'm not just saying that because they are here in my town and I have several friends that work there... :)
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    I'm looking for OLD bicycles and bicycle parts!

    I win. I have a '72 VW Squareback. :D You can see a bit of it here
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    One Upping Brutuskend Joke

    Yeah, that's the one I'm familiar with. ;)
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    I'm looking for OLD bicycles and bicycle parts!

    I'm not looking for BMX bikes but it you want to sell it you might find some one HERE that might want it.
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    I'm looking for OLD bicycles and bicycle parts!

    Correct! OLD like me.... ;)
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    I want to learn to shoot, where do I start?

    The Marines taught me. I don't know if it was really worth it or not however....
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    Watch the WATCH (Another stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

    Probably, but I HAD to do SOMETHING to make up for that OTHER joke....
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    Watch the WATCH (Another stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

    It was entertainment night at the senior center and "The Amazing Claude" was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here...
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    Daddy sleeps naked (A stolen Little Johny (Brutuskend) JOKE)

    Yeah, I found a new addiction. I've been buying and restoring old bikes (Schwinn's) Here's the '55 Schwinn Deluxe Hornet I'm restoring for my daughter! Picture 1 Picture 2 Picture 3 All I need is the headlight, and to knock out a few dents...
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    I'm looking for OLD bicycles and bicycle parts!

    If you get them out of your garage and into MINE, just THINK how much more room you will have!!! Tell me what you have and we'll go from there! :D Mostly I'm interested in '50's or older. MAYBE '60's if it's the right bike. Stingrays! I'm interested in Stingrays and Stingray clones...
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    Daddy sleeps naked (A stolen Little Johny (Brutuskend) JOKE)

    Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Johnny. "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!" Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Johnny what he...
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    Irish Bingo (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

    A young girl from Donegal leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a full-length mink coat. Begorrah, Colleen," says her mother. "Tis a lovely soft coat yer wearin' an' it looks so expensive. Where did ye get...
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    Yankee or Dixie (take the test and find out!)

    TEST Me, I'm 48% Yankee
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    Sumbitch (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

    A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking...
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    I'm not quite dead yet.

    NICE! Way to go! Actually my addiction has gotten so bad, I'm trying to sell my "one off" Bruce Gordon. Know anyone who wants a very nice high end (NOT CHEAP) road bike? ;) Oh and it helps if they are a sawed off little runt like me. The frame is a 52cm....
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    I'm not quite dead yet.

    Got a spare Delta Rocket Ray headlight kicking around????? :D Or a old springer fork? or, Well, ANYTHNG?!?!
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    I'm not quite dead yet.

    I saw this old guy selling Schwinn decals on Ebay and I looked over at his location and he lived here in my town (Eugene) one thing led to another and he has become a invaluable source of info and old hard to come by parts. I was over at his house and he was telling stories and he said a few...
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    I'm not quite dead yet.

    Like a lot of things if they are in original un restored condition they are worth more money, but some times you have no choice BUT to repaint them. They can still be worth quite a bit of money in restored condition, but not as much as if they still have the original paint. I was UNBELIEVABLY...
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    I'm not quite dead yet.

    Believe me, I have a VERY nice MTB and a VERY VERY nice road bike ( I run a bike shop and have for YEARS!) but at 53 and with a bad back, I can't really enjoy either of them any more. :( But these, well, they call them cruisers for a reason! THIS is what the one I'm building up for myself...
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    I'm not quite dead yet.

    I found a new addiction. I came across a very nice old 1955 Schwinn Deluxe Hornet and that led to, well a Schwinn collecting spree. I'm restoring the '55 for my daughter. She wanted a new bike for school (and I'm going to get her one for THAT too) but then I came across this CLEAN '55...
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    Looking to get a new Mtn bike

    My only comment concerning F/S bikes is, if you are going to ride mostly off road and trails are rough or you are doing mostly down hill, get a F/S but. If you, like many customers I deal with are just looking at them for the comfort they offer, get a hard tail and a suspension seat post. It...
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    Anyone in or around the Chicago area want to help me out?

    I have no clue. I'm in Oregon my self and haven't been to Chicago since the early 60's. ;) Pretty much at the intersection of green bay road and prairie ave. not too far from Highland park country club. LINK
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    Anyone in or around the Chicago area want to help me out?

    yup, that would be it! :)
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    Anyone in or around the Chicago area want to help me out?

    :( Really guys. This is about a 1 in a million kind of deal for a bicycle junky such as myself.
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    Anyone in or around the Chicago area want to help me out?

    What the guy has is a bunch of OLD rather hard to find bike parts. Some of which are VERY hard to find here (and expensive) and it is a KILLER deal. He has the stuff on craigslist and I'm worried he thinks I'm trying to scam him or something so if I could get someone local to do the deal with...
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    Anyone in or around the Chicago area want to help me out?

    I found a bunch of stuff on craigslist that I want Desperately. The seller is in Highwood and I emailed him and told him I wanted the parts and asked if he would ship them to me. So far I haven't heard back from him (this all just happened last night) but if he will NOT ship, I would be happy to...
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    Remember the LOST PANTS Law suit?

    Dry Cleaner Wins Missing Pants Case By LUBNA TAKRURI, Associated Press Writer 4 hours ago Administrative law judge Roy Pearson, left, is questioned by ... WASHINGTON - A judge ruled Monday that no pair of pants is worth $54 million, rejecting a lawsuit that took a dry cleaner's promise...
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