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10- "I am NOT ! I am Nick Nolte!"
9- "Eh..? Nope, no here."
8- "Wait! I AM a Cubs fan, REALLY!! I didnt mean to catch that ball!!"
7- "I am Osama...errrr, that would be worse, never mind."
6- "I was having the crappiest dream..."
5- " My mini-me was the one that ran Iraq! I was a...