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    what is it with women and putting the toilet seat down? is this something they are incapable of?

    I have a sign above my toilet that says to put the seat UP when done for that very reason. I mean, its simple - seat is up, you know you ain't gonna get an assfull of piss if you have to #2. Seat's down.... who knows who pissed on the thing?
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    Got More Than I Expected...

    Since Dell won't be able to sell it as-new anyways, I have a proposal - I'll buy a 1905fp. I'll send you the 1905fp. You send me the 2405fpw. You get what you paid for, guilt-free, and I take on the burden of a guilty conscience for you. I'm a good guy like that. :D
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    ****OFFICAL ALCS THREAD****

    Phew. Turned out to be for better. What a comeback. I'm in shock.
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    Sex

    He's got em right on a shelf on his right above his head. Who wants to take odds that he doesn't use them for his nose?
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    ****OFFICAL ALCS THREAD****

    There are no excuses. The Sox have played horribly all series, especially on offense. Doesn't matter. Until they lose game #4, the season is still on, and I'm watching. And after that, the hot stove begins. I have faith that Theo will assemble an interesting team for next year, and that's...
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    Martial arts jobs . . ..

    You could see if an existing dojo needs an office assistant. Lets you see the behind-the-scenes paperwork, enrollments, etc.
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    best fathers days gift

    hardy har you're funny. :disgust:
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    If you had to keep one who would you keep?

    ...and its Shaq too.
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    Has anyone been to F1 in Boston?

    I've wanted to for a while, but its crazy expensive. Some day, I'll convince people its worth the $$$.
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    Strange muscle twitch

    I've got the shakes. Alcohol, the solution to, and cause of, all of life's problems. :beer:
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    Mazda RX7 vs Nissan 300ZX vs Toyota Supra vs Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4

    Couldn't have said it any better myself :beer:
  12. K

    Are all Canadians amazingly nice?

    no, Americans are just assholes. I say this as a red-blooded American.
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    best fathers days gift

    If I was a dad, I would want my son to get me strippers.
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    *what if* you found a large diamond on the floor of an establishment...

    All's I got to say to all the people who say they would do the "right" thing is... give me an f'in break. My ass would be at a pawn shop faster than you can say "It's all about the benjamins, baby".
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    Man, I'm a lightweight.

    Dude - ain't a thing wrong with that. I am 5'11" and 170 lbs soaking wet. Problem is, I been drinking SO MUCH lately I can drink a boatload and not get drunk. <---- drank at least a dozen beers tonight and is barely feeling a buzz...
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    Boy Not Allowed To Bring Porn Star To Prom

    Living vicariously through their grandson? If they can't do the do no more...
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    Best Record in Baseball......The Yankees!

    ...and Yankee fans I suppose don't harbor any malice towards the Sox, you must be too good for that... *cough*THISTHREAD!*coughhack* If you need any further evidence - Go back and see how the Yank fans were crapping their pants when Contreras was giving up bombs...
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    Good Metal Bands

    UPDATE - I told my friend I posted a link here, and that prompted him to get off his lazy ass and post a few of the new songs... check them out if you like metal. Leading The Strike Inside 1981
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    OH.... My.... god..... *updated with HILARITY*

    Yep, his brother is Leaping Lanny Poffo (aka The Genius) and I think Lanny played minor league ball, IIRC.
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    YAGT: It's over. Done. Fiancee = Ex-fiancee. *RESOLVED*

    Amen. What this means is beat her to the punch. Hold on to her for some cheap thrills until you meet someone else, then drop her like a bad habit. Tell her you don't like how SHE doesn't romance YOU. Bizatches. It works both ways.
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    Lets put some faces to the avatar and user names...

    Check it out. Not the best pic but you get the idea.
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    Old girl friend is coming over to use my computer

    Let her watch the "Top Gear" videos and maybe she might be into them and you'll get some...
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    Good Metal Bands

    Blatant plug for a friend's band - Blistered Earth Its in the vein of 80's thrash. Lots of Judas Priest, Megadeth, OLD Metallica, a dab of Slayer, and influence of new stuff as well. They'll be coming out with a full length CD soon. I wouldn't plug them on here if they sucked though... they are...
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    Which TV reality show do you think most likely for Playboy to feature a "girls of ..." nude photo spread?

    Didn't they do some Real World / Road Rules chicks as well? Don't really watch those shows, so I'm not sure.
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    ***POLL*** SUPERPOWER??

    No. NOT immortality. I used to think this, but remember the story of Prometheus? Immortality landed him in a world of dog doo, because he would get his business chewed by some vulture every day, yet he wouldn't die. Imagine being hit by a train, splatted into oblivion, yet still being alive??? Boo!
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    do you get turned off by some women who are too aggressive?

    Hells no. I love loud, aggressive women who know what they want. It makes life easier. Although, they tend to make for shoddy relationships because they are usually the crazy ones too. If they are fat, I am turned off by the fat, not the aggressive.
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    Have you ever experienced a "black out" when you were drunk?

    Happens to me occassionally. It can vary... sometimes, the next day there are gaps... certain things stay, certain things go. I tend to remember things and be more aware of non-visual things in these times (for instance, I can still remember the type of perfume this girl was wearing six months...
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    Ever in a situation where you thought you were going to die?

    I almost fell over a cliff while hiking in the winter once... hit a patch of ice and slid within a foot of it, luckily I managed to grab a branch to stop myself from going over. Tore the hell out of my hand on the branch though, but it was a fair trade.
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    Good Metal Bands

    I'll just add to what I didn't see in this list, or what needs more emphasis. Some of the stuff in here just ain't metal (KORN???? Nu-metal != metal) Strapping Young Lad - especially their newest album. Mmmm. Saw them live about six months ago. OMG. Nevermore - nobody has mentioned these guys...
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    Guys - post your best 'guy' recipes . .

    Grilled ANYTHING. Specifically - Steak tips: simmer in a crock pot with your favorite marinade or BBQ sauce for 3 - 4 hours (until slightly brown). Then flash them on the grill to finish. The meat stays tender and moist, and the simmering process helps it absorb more of the marinade. I like...
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    Ever wanted a BLUE rose?

    Not sure, but "blue" roses up until now were white roses that were grown using water with blue food coloring in it. The food coloring shows up in the white petals, but you can't *really* see it in the green stem (you can a little). This one is a blue rose that just grows blue.
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    Gillette M3Power Razor OR Shick Quatro?: POLL

    Did you see Johnny Damon's beard? If it could cut through that, it can cut through anything! I'm going to try this new one. I am a shaving FREAK - but I have to be because my friggin facial hair grows so quick, and the individual hairs are so thick they can be measured in gauges fer chrissakes...
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    What is your favorite hair color for girls?

    Dark chocolate brown hair with a medium dark complexion. Yummy. I dig the Mediterranean look. Italian girls are my weakness.
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    guitar to computer question

    I tried guitar FX the other day. I was kind of disappointed. All the effects were a little too shallow, you could hear the clean signal behind everything.
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    brunettes vs red heads

    Fixed.
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    ***Poll*** Are you downloading pr0n now?

    No I'm not... that's unusual... :confused:
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    Show me your clippy

    http://www.stern.de/lifestyle/reise/index.html?id=524230&amp;nv=sb :D seriously.
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    Marine kills 20 single handedly...

    Fair enough. Also, although I quoted you specifically, I was sort of addressing other people in this thread as well. No worries. I'm hearing you, in that it sucks that people are dying, but if you shoot at our boys you gotta go!
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    'fess up. Which ATOT member is pictured here?

    More specifically, I see Mandy Moore's boobies.
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    Miss Universe 2004

    Out of the 80 contestants, I couldn't find a single one that I would kick out of bed. If only real life was like that...
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