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    Anyone up for a money riddle?

    17 horses, 13 flamingos
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    Family Guy 4/29

    I actually really hated this episode. It made fun of things that don't like at all and still managed to offend me. - Maybe I didn't get the Jesus washing himself joke, but it just wasn't funny. - The Bush / cocaine joke was just tired. - The "scraped out" abortion joke was disgusting...
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    omfg.. a woman at my work gave out "litter tickets"

    That article is over six years old. I would really like to read a follow up to see what has changed. Is recycling becoming a more efficient operation?
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    Games for Windows Survey

    Be entertained for minutes!
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    New employee getting on my nerves...

    Well, we can start with this one: A good use of his time? As someone who is frequently frustrated by lack of admin, it would be nice if there was a bit more logic sometimes behind what I am and am not allowed to do. Example: In XP, windows grouping was active and I could not access the...
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    best way to play the lottery?

    Suggestion
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    Who here has your favorite signature?

    The shorter the better. Somebody has like six little ASCIIs that take up like 40 lines. Annoying. Don't make me scroll; all the nested quoters are bad enough.
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    Old Timer joke

    At least I didn't see the punchline coming. :) At least I didn't see them coming.:o
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    Weird names of people who work here...

    There's a guy here named Harry Steed. (I don't work in the porno business)
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    What is calculus used for in the real world?

    I do a lot of work in sterilization technology. I don't need to use the actual math, but the concepts are important for understanding accumulated lethality and heat transfers.
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    when talking about your parents, what do you call them?

    I use "Moms" a lot becuase it's fun to say. Ex: I've got to call my Moms and say hi. Anyone who calls them "the 'rents" needs duct tape over their mouth.
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    How did you propose to your significant other?

    A lot of times when we are at grocery stores, etc., I will buy her stuff out of gumball machines. So when I wanted to propose, I got a small gumball machine, filled the top up with rose petals, and fixed it so that the ring would drop when she turned the handle. We had a normal dinner and...
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    MS HD-DVD drive 72 bucks at Sam's

    Or maybe they didn't actually order anything at all.
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    Assuming you could travel at the speed of light..

    Why assume that? Plotting the exact path to avoid collision seems to be the best solution.
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    I still see snow...

    I see said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.
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    If an employer gives letter of termination because they are closing...

    It's possible that you could try to sue them, but why? It's not the right thing to do.
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    Company sent me rejection letter then an offer for internship

    That episode was inspired by actual events at SNL while Larry David was a writer there. Several weeks after I started my current position, I got an email from HR saying that they had received my resume and would let me know if any positions became available. That's why I don't think I...
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    Anyone else having forum issues?

    If only there was an entire section of AT dedicated to Forum Issues.
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    needless to say...

    "An intelligent person would already know this, but since you are probably an idiot . . ."
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    50K for living to 100

    :) FYI, Odds were 250:1.
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    ROFL

    I thought this was going to be about Gary the Pit Preacher at UNC. I guess there is crazy everywhere.
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    "Daylight Exacerbates Warming"

    Featured on Snopes.
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    "Daylight Exacerbates Warming"

    Yeah, I did search for "Arkansas", "Letter", and "Daylight". Oh, well.
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    "Daylight Exacerbates Warming"

    Nice, mugs! :beer:
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    "Daylight Exacerbates Warming"

    I really hope that is sarcasm.
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    "Daylight Exacerbates Warming"

    I thought about that for a while. But no. I really doubt it.
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    "Daylight Exacerbates Warming"

    They tried just moving the Earth closer to the sun, but not enough people noticed. Damn liberals.
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    "Daylight Exacerbates Warming"

    Letter to the Editor What really confuses me is the competent grammar and sentence structure of this letter. If it weren't bat-crap idiocy, it would be a well-written argument. Found via the Live Journal Picture Generator (sometimes NSFW). A brilliant, brilliant waste of time.
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    Have you ever made out with your boss?

    I hooked up with Bruce Springsteen once and he's THE boss. (sigh . . . actually, he doesn't return my calls)
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    Chick-fil-a Promotion Raleigh, NC

    I was just at that Lowes next door last night. Don't think I'll make it out there today though. Thanks for sharing!
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    Describe your most annoying coworker

    One of my favorite Far Side comics.
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    Argus DC-3195 3.2 Megapixel Digital Camera Starter Kit $48+FS at Buy.com

    Package Contents: QC3195 3.2 Megapixel Digital Camera Charger Batteries Camera Pouch Mini Tripod Cleaning Cloth
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    ESPN.com headline

    My first thought was the Weird Al song about Oreos.
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    OMG. Please delete!

    . . . actually I sometimes use the extra "s" for SEXY!
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    Spiderman 2.1 not really worth it.

    I think it's funny that they even advertize that it is "8 additional minutes". It sounds so pathetic.
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    Question for those who pay for things in cash

    Don't even act like I didn't get that donut. I have the proof right here! I filed it under D.
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    Shift Delete

    Yeah, I'd like Firefox also. And Flash while we are at it. :) I'll just send a message to IT saying that my 'net time is being hindered by my limited install ability. I'm a contractor and am lucky to have web access at all.
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    Shift Delete

    Another one that I use a lot in word is: Alt+Shift+- for a non-breaking hyphen (good for negative signs and things like part numbers) Alt+Shift+[space] for a non-breaking space (good for if two words look odd when they are apart, like St. Louis)
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    Question for those who pay for things in cash

    I don't think most retailers would find cash any more attractive than credit. The fees are like 1-2% right?
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    I got on jury duty today

    I was called about 6 weeks ago. The case was dropped while we waited for about 3 hours in the Jury room. I was a little disappointed, as I thought it would be interesting to participate in the legal process. Of course, I was getting paid my salary pluse the $12/day stipend. I would have...
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