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    Ask a stupid question... (ATOT game!)

    A: I doubt it. Q: Why don't farts smell like flowers?
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    I Hate My Kid

    Wow. I'll bet my parents are happy that we have a good relationship.
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    How is a bonsai tree started?

    A lot of bonsai are collected from the wild. The best places to find them are places with harsh conditions that prevent the plants from growing quickly, like a mountaintop or a yard where the tree is repeatedly run over by a lawnmower.
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    Ask a stupid question... (ATOT game!)

    A: Because people are stupid. Q: Why are CDs round?
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    Does Jesus Exist?

    Yeah. Another Jesus goes to my school.
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    Vanilla coke. Yea or nay?

    Every time I go to the vending machine, it has been sold out, so I haven't tried it yet.
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    easiest way to gain sixpack and biceps

    Start running.
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    Combat knives ?

    Cold Steel has some good stuff.
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    [poll] Photoshop: Tell me which of my recent creations you like best...

    The first one, or the second one without brackets around .com.
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    long but really really funny (and disgusting.) story

    OMG, that is hilarious!
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    What countries have you been to so far?

    I've been to Canada. I peed on it and stole firewood.
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    First video game you truly remember playing...

    << super mario bros. >> I thought the fireflower was lips at first.
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    Summer Job

    Waiters at restaurants with high prices get bigger tips.
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    The Protect Children from Video Game Sex and Violence Act of 2002

    So, now that parents are too incompetent to raise their own children, the government does it for them. That seems awfully communist to me.
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    What do you consider to be the *WORST* job?

    I can top you all: the CEO of Apple. I think playing in the Minnesota Orchestra is a good job, because starting pay is $80k per year.
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    How is your grammar???

    I expected that I would score higher than 6/9.
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    High school students: Which AP's are you taking?

    I'm a sophomore this year and I'm taking AP Biology.
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    what's the dumbest thing you've ever done???

    Step 1: push cigarette lighter into dashboard Step 2: remove cigarette lighter Step 3: lay finger on coils of cigarette lighter Step 4: seek mental help
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    B!tch neighbor......(((POLL)))

    << Cats that scratch new paint jobs should certainly be put to death. Most annoying thing EVER. Keep the friggin pussy in the house :disgust: >> Keep the friggin' car in the garage!
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    %@#@#$ OUCH!! A cd-rom drive just fell on my head.

    How about 50 pounds of gravel?
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    Did you play with legos as a kid?

    << Does anyone remember the original Blacktrons? Those were badass. :cool: >> Oh, yeah. The 2nd generation Blacktrons were ugly.
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    Poll: Do you consider yourself intelligent?

    I know a lot of people who could do a good job of acting smart if they'd just keep their mouths shut.
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    Betta Fighting Fishies!

    I have a Betta in a 10 gallon tank. They are much more active in large spaces than in those little cups.
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    sweet game to pass the time

    I BEAT LEVEL 30!
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    computer store names for MY STORE -MONEY FOR THE NAME CHOSEN

    When everybody was joking with the silhouette idea, I came up with "Nude-Egg", but now I'm leaning toward "The Electronic Potato" for no reason at all.
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    how do you use the anandtech forum??? share shortcuts...

    I do an author search for myself to monitor my threads.
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    Happy birthday to me! :-D

    Go to a casino, unless all your friends are younger than you. Going alone would probably suck.
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    Spending my vacation in the USA

    << I'l put my kevlar jacket on then... and bring my x-bow >> You can't use your crossbow in MN without a disabled permit. While you're here, check out the Mall of America in Bloomington. All the other good places are in the north part of the state, like Duluth.
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    condiments.

    Ginger Sesame sauce. It's even good on salad.
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    How can I learn to nef?

    You can't spare at least $12?
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    How can I learn to nef?

    << My new subscriber account is definitely helping. >> It'll do that.
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    doing your report on cloning, I need arguments from both sides

    <thinking out loud>Cloning humans could be like pirating software. If someone did clone me, we still wouldn't be identical, because the clone wouldn't have the same mitochondrial DNA that I do, unless they used my mother, which probably wouldn't happen.</thinking out loud>
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    How can I learn to nef?

    Just like this.
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    Unscramble This Word...

    NUNETPALTE
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    Favorite Simpsons Quote(s)??

    "Das ist nicht eine Boobie!!" -Hitler
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    How come school buses don't require seatbelts?

    It would cost money to implement, and my school district feels the need to waste their money. My school just bought every classroom a Pentium 4 system that will only be used for attendance, occasional word processing, and no multimedia or anything for which a cpu like that is useful. One of my...
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    Jokes to make you grin.

    Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.
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    What kind of animal is this?

    It's a manatee with feet.
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