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  1. Filed worker's comp for injury while sleeping on the job

    Your Moms' basement got Workers' Comp? Cool!
  2. Funniest sitcoms of all time

    Becker Seinfeld
  3. Broken Profile Pictures?

    Posting to see if mine is still working!
  4. Chili Cookoff. I need funny unique name for a green chili

    Little green squigggly things
  5. What first world problem did you have today?

    I put instant coffee in the microwave. Almost went back in time. FWP:laughing:
  6. Do you pee in the shower?

    Can't we all just pee along?
  7. Chinese Real Life Tonka Toy Battle

    Damn, Perk! A threepost Repost! :D
  8. G' Mornin' from Kentucky

    Checking in from Lancaster, KY. That's about 35 miles South of Lexington. It's just a little "One Goat" town, as we can't afford one lousy horse! Born & raised in Grayson County, (Leitchfield) for 52 years.
  9. Time for our annual ATOT airing of grievances!

    Our most famous whipping boy got his panties in a bunch, took his toys and went home, leaving us "jelly bros." with little to do now that he is gone!
  10. ITT: I give you all new usernames based on current names

    < Give it your best shot.
  11. Where my homies at, yo?

    Hello, Dear!
  12. when Chuck Norris does

    This one time, me and 'Ol Chuck.......
  13. So, what race are you identified with?

    LOL! Mine's Micronesian.:(
  14. What first world problem did you have today?

    He's bisexual. He has to buy all his sex.:D
  15. Dang on minorities! Always on and abusing the welfare system!!

    I resemble that remark! Wait,... what?
  16. No one told me we lost an OT mod.

    No, No, No! They are still begging our resident Walter Mitty, "Do you even lift, Bro.?" baller to be the new Super-Duper head moderator. I'm sure that's HIS story, anyway! :D
  17. I've been traveling for over a month now... make it stop

    He's not banned. Just got a 3 day vacation, which expired. He then removed his Avatar so as to appear to be "banned", and is over at Neffers whining about it!
  18. If skills could be passed on via sex, who would you want to bone?

    You have THAT MUCH PTO banked???!!!
  19. How long does it take Warren Buffett to earn your annual income?

    Good money for a 15 YO still living with his parents & flunking school, eh?!
  20. The scariest job you ever had?

    Originally Posted by alkemyst As a white kid with wealthy parents I didn't qualify for many scholarships. Problem was both of my parents were dying in a hospital at the time and no one thought they'd work again. They died. Then they got better. Remember, Brian, he...
  21. What did you have for breakfast?

    I don't remember eating breakfast, but judging by the smell of my farts, I must have had a cat poop and dead mouse omelet!
  22. say something nice about the person above you

    Does not smell too bad between showers. :cool:
  23. Would you believe in God if...

    This.
  24. How lazy are you?

    vry
  25. What City Were You Born In?

    Clarkson.
  26. Am I missing something?

    All the boys at your all-male school are getting older. You are not so "cute" anymore!
  27. Have you ever been bit by a chigger?

    I believe the PC pronunciation is "Chegros".
  28. Joke thread

    Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"
  29. I hate today thus im drinking

    He is still older than the OP!
  30. Gold Bond Medicated Powder On the Ballsack

    LOL! Try the lotion instead. The searing ecstasy will last longer!
  31. Looketh over there...

    HaHa! Madeth thou look!
  32. This is how I want CPR done on me when I bite the dust...*NSFW*

    Yeah, but brainhulk is a Medical Professional, he performs CPR dozens of times each day!
  33. Been a while since we've had a member pics thread.

    Lighten up, Shorty! I retired from the Reserves in 2006, it's a whole "nother" world out there, you can see the difference almost monthly! It is almost at the point where Officers are going to have to beg permission from Enlisted just to to discipline them!
  34. What are some great food items I've never eaten?

    I didn't know that chickens even HAD periods!
  35. When did 20% become the new tipping standard?

    He is actually really from the Mid-West, USA!:biggrin:
  36. how many miles do you drive per week?

    Same when I worked (Construction). Never less than 1,000 mi. week, and I have seen a few 80- 90K mi. years. Now, I probably average 50 mi. week just running to the Hardware store, Feed store, etc.
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