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    G'nite everybody!

    G'nite Maw. G'nite Paw. G'nite Grampaw. G'nite Grammaw. G'nite John-Boy. G'nite Mary Ellen, Elizabeth, Zeb, Erin, Jason, Ben, and Jim-Bob... Hey, it's morning again already.
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    The Meaning of Life, and Other Trivia

    << << The question, of course, is "What is six times nine?" :P >> I always thought it was "How many roads much a man walk down" :D >> Or maybe the question is "How do we sleep while our beds are burning?" And the answer is "Asbestos we can." :D
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    Can anyone help me with this ebay question?

    I have an old JVC 5-disk carousel player that has been shipped across the country 4 times (my family moves a lot,) and it works great.
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    Please enjoy this sound clip from last weeks Futurama

    That was one of the best Futuramas ever. LMAO@ "Welshie" getting zapped! Serves Doohan right for not signing up for this show!
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    The Meaning of Life, and Other Trivia

    << << And here I always thought the meaning of life was '42' >> but what's the question? >> The question, of course, is "What is six times nine?" :P
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    Poll: Do you consider Cyber sex cheating?

    << So I would really like a third parties opinions as to where you stand on the issue because I'm not sure if I'm right anymore after listening to her point of view about it. >> Why should our opinion matter? If your wife thinks that cyber sex is cheating, then that should be your guide, not...
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    I am deeply disturbed by what I've been feeding my dogs

    My dog's favorite food is cat poop, so they obviously are not very choosy eaters!
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    The Meaning of Life, and Other Trivia

    And here I always thought the meaning of life was '42'. :D A note to the clueless: WW has said in the past that she has been writing little humor pieces for over 20 years, publishing in news letters and on bulletin boards. Finding something similar on the web does not prove that she didn't...
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    Bicycle Seats Hurt !!

    I have always wondered whether bicycle seats hurt women, too. I never have had the nerve to ask.
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    Lou Diamond Phillips and Dennis Hopper Join 24

    I missed this week's episode, is the bad guy played by Dennis Hopper still alive? Hope he will stay in the show, I love Dennis Hopper.
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    quick Poll: The Scorpion King or Changing Lanes

    "Scorpion King" is forgettable crap. "Changing Lanes" makes you think. So, are you in the mood for mindless junk, or thought provoking entertainment?
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    I'm writing a love poem to impress a babe, and I need a word that rymes with...

    Bumping this thread back to the top because I think it is freaking hilarious. :D
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    Congratulations to WW! 5,000 Posts!

    Once during a brief time when WW was still accepting PMs, she helped me rewrite a term paper, and she also gave me medical advice about psoriasis which a relative was diagnosed with, and put me in touch with a support group for skin diseases. Almost all of her posts are answers to people's...
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    Poll: Will you vote vote for Bush in the next election?

    I will vote for Bush with pride. After all the jokes about his supposed lack of intellect, he has turned out to be a strong and admirable leader of our nation. We will never have to worry about Clinton-style morals problems with him in office.
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    Elementary AnandTech Exposed!

    Yesterday one of my friends sent me an email fwd that contained something that reminded me alot of this thread. I stripped off all the little > marks (damn forwards usually have thousands of those crapping up the text,) and here it is. I think ours is funnier, but people outside AnandTech could...
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    What kind of Keychain do you have?

    I have a pewter Tasmanian Devil, like this. I love Looney Tunes stuff, especially old Taz.
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    Tonya Harding arrested for drunk driving

    Tonya is always good for a few cheap laughs. :D If you like to laugh at Tonya, you should rent Attack of the 5'2" Women, one of the funniest TV movie's I have seen. Julie Brown plays Tonya and also Loreena Bobbitt (sp?) in 2 of the best skits ever. Julie's ass is the size of Texas, so she looks...
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    what is up with all the dumb posts recently?

    I seem to recall that there were not nearly as many dumb posts in OT before Ameesh arrived last year.
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    Elementary AnandTech Exposed!

    Congratulations on 5000 posts, WW. :) Next time some rudeboy tells you to "get a life" you can tell him that you are a half-Lifer. ;)
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    What was the best BS class you ever took?

    Oh, it's got to be the sex education class with the ancient old guy teaching it. Everybody got an A except the girl who had to drop out of school because she was pregnant. They called this class "Human Physiology and Hygiene."
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    What is your favorite fruit?

    I like kumquat. I haven't ever tasted one, I just like going around saying it. [At the fruit counter of the grocery] Excuse me, ma'am, mighty fine looking kumquat you got there. :D
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    Where Are You Going on Vacation This Summer?

    Summer school. :(
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    Lou Diamond Phillips and Dennis Hopper Join 24

    Dennis Hopper will probably play a drugged out psycho, as usual. Does he ever get to play any normal people? Lou Diamond Phillips has worked really hard to advance his career. I remember back in the day when he was Lou Member Phillips. Then he was Lou Golden Phillips, Lou Platinum Phillips...
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    Re: RIAA, MPAA, DMCA, CBDTPA, etc.

    RAH was not opposed to copyright laws. He would have died a pauper if his stories and novels had not been protected by copyright. Heinlein was opposed to the indefinite extension of these laws, so that, for instance, a work could stay under copyright for centuries. My favorite SF writer...
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    WTF Does this mean.

    OK, sorry, it looked to me like he was insulting camambert, who had answered his question.
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    I'm writing a love poem to impress a babe, and I need a word that rymes with...

    Hey Monel, I found just the right movie to take your babe to: Nice Girls... :D
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    This is really cool

    Boy would I love to have one of these! Personal Monorail What an engineering project for your back yard! Every kid in the neighborhood will want to come visit, so you probably have to build a huge fence to keep the kids away!
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    WTF Does this mean.

    << Thanks for the information, now I can say "Your not asian so stfu" >> That is not a very nice thing to say to the only person who actually took the time to answer your question.
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    42 U.S.C. 666 = Mark of the Beast?

    << << << $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax $646.66 - Walmart's price of the Beast $1.09 - Jokersmoker's ATOT Hot Deal of the Week Beast (rebate, PM, and AMEX Blue) 664 - Neighbor of the Beast 665 - Neighbor across the street from...
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    In Praise of Older Women

    << What the heck is wrong with you all? There is nothing special about all the older ladies being here. They are just like everyone else. >> What the heck is wrong with us? If you truly see "nothing special" in baffled2 and WombatWoman, then I feel sorry for you, sir.
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    In Praise of Older Women

    Hey this must be what a girl's slumber party is like!!!!!! Pillow fight (trouts accepted)? :D
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    George Clooney and Krista Allen (pics)

    << My ex-girlfriend is named Kristin. My best friend dates a girl named krista. Both are very HOT. I know another girl named Kristin that is not so attractive. >> Well there goes my theory. :D
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    What Golf Clubs Are Better?

    You might want to read through some of the user-submitted reviews at epinions.com. That site is useful for honest opinions on almost every product.
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    George Clooney and Krista Allen (pics)

    Seems like every woman named Krista or Kristin is a hottie. Wonder why that is.
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    In Praise of Older Women

    << I'd like to thank myself, for telling all of you what lamers you are. You're welcome. >> Fvck off, troll. :|
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    Why do humans like music? And why does it transcend culture?

    Heh, my dog hears that song "This is HOW-OW-OW-OW you remind me" and he probly thinks it is wolves how-ow-owling at the moon. ;)
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    Pics

    That Panda doggie needs his own website. Cutest dog I ever saw. :)
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    Why do humans like music? And why does it transcend culture?

    My psychology teacher said he believed that human beings like music because its rhythms remind them of their mothers heartbeat while they were in the womb. If this were true, though, I would think that all mammals would like music, and I don't think they do. My dog sure doesn't like Nickelback...
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    is my pork still good?

    Give it the old "sniff" test. Bad pork stinks.
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    Shocking news about The Beatles!!

    Oh no, next they will be saying that Boy George might be queer. :D
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