So im at a stop sign and a car turns left twords me when he gets next to me he just guns it. (Dirt road) Throws rocks all over my brand new 2017 chevy with 5k miles on it im pissed so i go to a body shop they want 2k to repair and repaint the dents. Think i have a chance in small claims court...
Slurpy eggy cinnamonny nutmegy awesomeness! Mmmm, eggnog. Don't ruin it with booze. Booze wrecks eggnog. Virgin eggnog => a preview of heaven. Spiked eggnog => puking in reverse.
I set out to write a parody thread but when I saw the wall of text I was thinking about parodying, I said...
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