Ålkemyst saves the day :)

[IndyColtsFan]

Only if the cats lift.

Pfffft, what do you drive, bro?

 

[PricklyPete]

Pfffft, what do you drive, bro?

The light-rail...you jelly?

Yeah, you mad.

 

[blackangst1]

Posting in an Åwesome thread

 

[alkemyst]

Tint being too dark isn't going to make an officer draw a gun on you... and seems like a silly reason to get so worked up and confrontational that an officer draws his weapon (i.e. interprets you as a deadly threat). Though I suppose you could have been a real jackass about it.

Guns and knives have their pros and cons. Though I carry both, I prefer to avoid situations which would require me to use either one of them. So nope, not mad.

The officer was nuts, literally. Earlier that day he drew his gun after pulling over a substitute teacher in front of the elementary school across the street.

He was targeting people he didn't think belonged on the island.

He was terminated after this event (or at least that's what I was told).

 

[alkemyst]

A bottle of spray-on tan.

No spray on tan, bro.

 

[smitbret]

GOD DAMN!!!! You are so insecure.

 

[alkemyst]

I have never read a more fake story on the internet than this one.

This sounded fake? That's fine.

 

[ThinClient]

too bad he wasn't a cop or you'd be laying beaten in a gutter somewhere.

fixed and QFT!

 

[alkemyst]

Good job Alky. I am sure the guy whose Jeep ended up in the ditch appreciates it. I know I tease you a bunch here but despite your ego I do think deep down you're a good guy. Keep doing what you do.

He did. I got hit in a hit and run once and all the damages (at least in Florida) fall on you if you can't find the other driver/have witnesses. Basically the insurance companies assume you wrecked your own car.

Turns out the guy was also a server at a place we like to eat called Howley's down here. I took the liberty to call the restaurant just to confirm the guy's story as I know in the restaurant biz calling in prior to a shift especially on a weekend is usually looked at as BS esp since the guy's Jeep didn't look like it was even hit unless you looked under the bumper. The guys Grand Marquis was all fucked up in front. Both lights and grill plus the hood was buckled.

It's funny people think this is fabricated. What really pissed me off is the police did not do a sobriety check on this asshat and just followed him to his home (knowing he was DUI). I believe there is a mandatory minimum prison sentence for DUI hit and run here.

 

[SearchMaster]

It's funny people think this is fabricated. What really pissed me off is the police did not do a sobriety check on this asshat and just followed him to his home (knowing he was DUI). I believe there is a mandatory minimum prison sentence for DUI hit and run here.

Might have been a cop or govt official. If it was a nice car I'd say it might have been a famous person. A friend of mine from high school has a quite famous father (huge country act) and he was escorted home while DUI quite regularly. Things were a bit different in the 80s though.

 

[chimaxi83]

I believe his story. Why not? You dick turds are acting like he just told us he saved the President and a gaggle of Victoria's Secret models from an attempted abduction by Dolph Lundgren-esque terrorists, all with his little pinky.

Did he have to post a thread? Probably not, but it's better than the poll pole poal pome poem knockers or sploshuns yes or no you tards drool over.

He called the cops on a piece of shit drunk driver, and I hope any of you assholes would do the same. Could be you or a loved one in their path...

 

[dartworth]

No spray on tan, bro.

don't bro me if you don't know me

 

[Rakehellion]

This is my second post about catching someone doing a crime and leading the police to them

Snitches get stitches.

 

[pontifex]

I believe his story. Why not? You dick turds are acting like he just told us he saved the President and a gaggle of Victoria's Secret models from an attempted abduction by Dolph Lundgren-esque terrorists, all with his little pinky.

Did he have to post a thread? Probably not, but it's better than the poll pole poal pome poem knockers or sploshuns yes or no you tards drool over.

He called the cops on a piece of shit drunk driver, and I hope any of you assholes would do the same. Could be you or a loved one in their path...

is this Alky's fiance?

 

[Harrod]

Good job, on another note, I always get a good laugh out of some of the stuff you post.

 

[SKORPI0]

:whiste:

 

[chimaxi83]

is this Alky's fiance?

He hasn't put a ring on it. Yet.

 

[brianmanahan]

He hasn't put a ring on it. Yet.

but i thought that if you like it, then you'd better put a ring on it?

 

[alkemyst]

He hasn't put a ring on it. Yet.

I got her a token ring right now around $400.

 

[MongGrel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGx94VPb8V8

 

[brianmanahan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGx94VPb8V8

LOL! i have never seen that before, pretty funny

 

[highland145]

but i thought that if you like it, then you'd better put a ring on it?

At Alk's age, is a cock ring appropriate? Rather try the blue pill.

j/k I know Alk's the epitome of a man's man 'round here. 50 hand jobs and all.

P.S. If it lasts for more than 4hrs, we do not want to know, without pics of S.O. Laid out and worn out.....O.K. maybe not.

P.S.2 Don't PM me unless it's important.

 

[alkemyst]

At Alk's age, is a cock ring appropriate? Rather try the blue pill.

j/k I know Alk's the epitome of a man's man 'round here. 50 hand jobs and all.

P.S. If it lasts for more than 4hrs, we do not want to know, without pics of S.O. Laid out and worn out.....O.K. maybe not.

P.S.2 Don't PM me unless it's important.

dafuq?

 

[highland145]

dafuq?

You never understand me.

 

[pontifex]

I got her a token ring right now around $400.

All that money you have and you only spent $400? Or did you forget a 0 or two?