EliteRetard
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So Alky sees a crazy drunk/high driver and decides to do the exact same thing to "follow" him. Watches a guy get rammed off the road then gives him the middle finger and laughs as he drives by. Then he gets a women to do his job, since his fancy car and phone can't take voice commands to make calls. Continues to drive like a maniac in an attempt to beat a crazy drunk/high guy to Costco for the free samples. Then applauds himself when somebody else helps the guy that was run off the road, and somebody else calls the cops. Like the good guy he is, also claims the effort of his woman as his own.
I'm to lazy to actually read the rest of the thread, but I assume everybody is saying the same thing:
Thanks for saving the day Alky.
But wait a minute :hmm: He does have a fancy car/phone...now me thinks Alky is just saying he has a fiancee when he's really just talking about his car/phone.
You sneaky dog you! Thought you had us fooled eh? Admittedly if I had a car as nice as yours I'd give it a female name too
I'm to lazy to actually read the rest of the thread, but I assume everybody is saying the same thing:
Thanks for saving the day Alky.
But wait a minute :hmm: He does have a fancy car/phone...now me thinks Alky is just saying he has a fiancee when he's really just talking about his car/phone.
You sneaky dog you! Thought you had us fooled eh? Admittedly if I had a car as nice as yours I'd give it a female name too