$1,000......How to invest?

[Yossarian]

save until you have $3k, then start a Roth IRA at Vanguard and buy the Vanguard Total Stock Market Index Fund.

 

[jupiter57]

Originally posted by: glenn beck

Originally posted by: Mikey

Originally posted by: glenn beck
AMD stock

Yeah....right....no one has any idea if AMD will do well in the near/far future, and $1000 is not enough to buy a good amount of shares that will get you much money in return even if stocks go up 50-100%

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2079929&enterthread=y


I think he may be on to something

HA HA! The kid's out of work, yet he claims he wants to buy $1+ Million worth of stock?
Typical ATOT Investment thread.

(Maybe he is making a parody thread about all the other investment threads all these other Tycoons keep posting?)

 

[TallBill]

Like others have said $1000 isn't much. Maybe start an automatic investment of some sort.

 

[BooGiMaN]

coincidentally im going back in time and i will only charge you 500 bucks to join me the rest of the money we can invest i have only done this once

for the trip you will need a rubber chicken, clown shoes, and a monkey in a ballerina suit...assless chaps are optional.....expect chaffing...

send $500 immediately!!

 

[Josh123]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
coincidentally im going back in time and i will only charge you 500 bucks to join me the rest of the money we can invest i have only done this once

for the trip you will need a rubber chicken, clown shoes, and a monkey in a ballerina suit...assless chaps are optional.....expect chaffing...

send $500 immediately!!

What's your paypal address sir?!?!?!?!

 

[thomsbrain]

the market is in the process of tanking and is really unstable. all my stocks and funds are lower than they were 6 months ago and are going lower. i'll ride it out, but for you, i'd just put it in a high-yield savings account, wait until you have $2000 or more to invest and the market stabilizes, and then worry about it.

 

[Special K]

FNBO Direct has a 6% online savings account - it's the highest one at the moment, and the rate is guaranteed until 9/28.

 

[Darwin333]

Coke and hookers.

 

[brtspears2]

I would go for a director equity share in an adult film.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Darwin333
Hookers and blow

Fixed.

 

[AdamDuritz99]

Forex market doing carry trades.