Originally posted by: reverend boltron
I also dated a girl a while ago who was asian mixed with white. I think I was 17 or 18 at the time and I wrote a little rap song for her. But she got mad about it.
Here is goes..
Anna banana, the bovine beauty
got more rolls than a pirate's got booty
or maybe more booty than a baker has dough
either way you see it, she's still a wide load
one part asian, one part white,
two parts crisco and the rest cellulite
Panorama Anna, you told me you're a winner,
You'll never lose weight,
'cus you had fourths at dinner
You'll never get thinner,
'cus to you it's always winter
packin' on the extra pounds to keep the heat in there.
- The End
Obviously now I realize that making a silly song about your girlfriend being overweight and not being able to help it isn't the smartest thing to do. She wasn't overweight though, which is why I thought it was OK (and funny) to do.