Originally posted by: Svnla
I met a girl that is 1/2 Japanese, 1/2 white and she looks like a Latino gal.
I would hooked up with her in a New York minute but she's married <recently too> :brokenheart:
Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: Shawn
What would that look like? I'm just wondering what my kids would look like if I hooked up with this 1/2 asian chick.
Don't do it!
Originally posted by: reverend boltron
Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: Shawn
What would that look like? I'm just wondering what my kids would look like if I hooked up with this 1/2 asian chick.
Don't do it!
This reminds me of the joke about the guy whose Pinoy wife dies in Israel. The government officials tell him, "You can have her buried here for $500, or you can have her shipped back with you for $5,000." so the guy replies, "I'll pay the $5,000. I heard a story about a man who died here a few thousand years ago who came back to life three days later."
hehe
Originally posted by: reverend boltron
I also dated a girl a while ago who was asian mixed with white. I think I was 17 or 18 at the time and I wrote a little rap song for her. But she got mad about it.
Here is goes..
Anna banana, the bovine beauty
got more rolls than a pirate's got booty
or maybe more booty than a baker has dough
either way you see it, she's still a wide load
one part asian, one part white,
two parts crisco and the rest cellulite
Panorama Anna, you told me you're a winner,
You'll never lose weight,
'cus you had fourths at dinner
You'll never get thinner,
'cus to you it's always winter
packin' on the extra pounds to keep the heat in there.
- The End
Obviously now I realize that making a silly song about your girlfriend being overweight and not being able to help it isn't the smartest thing to do. She wasn't overweight though, which is why I thought it was OK (and funny) to do.
Originally posted by: reverend boltron
I also dated a girl a while ago who was asian mixed with white. I think I was 17 or 18 at the time and I wrote a little rap song for her. But she got mad about it.
Here is goes..
Anna banana, the bovine beauty
got more rolls than a pirate's got booty
or maybe more booty than a baker has dough
either way you see it, she's still a wide load
one part asian, one part white,
two parts crisco and the rest cellulite
Panorama Anna, you told me you're a winner,
You'll never lose weight,
'cus you had fourths at dinner
You'll never get thinner,
'cus to you it's always winter
packin' on the extra pounds to keep the heat in there.
- The End
Obviously now I realize that making a silly song about your girlfriend being overweight and not being able to help it isn't the smartest thing to do. She wasn't overweight though, which is why I thought it was OK (and funny) to do.
Originally posted by: ShadowOfMyself
Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Kristen Kreuk is half dutch, half chinese.
Dear God this thread delivers. :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: Very sexy
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
What do you think my my kids will look like?
My fiancee: Korean
Me: Half persian, half spanish]
Originally posted by: Shawn
What would that look like? I'm just wondering what my kids would look like if I hooked up with this 1/2 Korean, 1/2 White chick.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Shawn
What would that look like? I'm just wondering what my kids would look like if I hooked up with this 1/2 Korean, 1/2 White chick.
go to Dave & Busters with this girl and sit in the photo booth where you can get a morphed picture of what your kid would look like.
Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Kristen Kreuk is half dutch, half chinese.
Dear God this thread delivers. :thumbsup:
Originally posted by: RKS
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Shawn
What would that look like? I'm just wondering what my kids would look like if I hooked up with this 1/2 Korean, 1/2 White chick.
go to Dave & Busters with this girl and sit in the photo booth where you can get a morphed picture of what your kid would look like.
those pics are usually a good method or unintrusive birth-control.
My wife is German (cockasian) both her parents are from Germany and I am Indian (dot not feather) and our mutts (in sig) are somewhere in between. I just got yelled at for not using enough sun block at the pool a few days ago and now my kids are closer to my complexion.
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Kristen Kreuk is half dutch, half chinese.
Dear God this thread delivers. :thumbsup:
maria ozawa
die hard chick maggie q
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
What do you think my my kids will look like?
My fiancee: Korean
Me: Half persian, half spanish]