10 Megan Fox Quotes

[shortylickens]

OK, I just read every one.
This is one of those beautiful women who does not deserve attention, hasnt earned it, and cant figure out what to do with it. She is the mental equivalent of a slow teeny bopper. She needs to be seen and not heard.
Its official: She is a moron. And a horridly self-obsessed moron to top it off. Since she is not fucking me, I will not be paying any more attention to her from now on.
And if she were fucking me (in some crazy alternate universe) I'd probably be tired of her shit after a month. If that crazy alternate lets me fuck Megan Fox I'm sure it would let me fuck a smarter, less annoying girl.

 

[MyThirdEye]

SHE SI SOS GHOTTTT

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

the megan fox fad will be over soon

 

[coloumb]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
OK, I just read every one.
This is one of those beautiful women who does not deserve attention, hasnt earned it, and cant figure out what to do with it. She is the mental equivalent of a slow teeny bopper. She needs to be seen and not heard.
Its official: She is a moron. And a horridly self-obsessed moron to top it off. Since she is not fucking me, I will not be paying any more attention to her from now on.
And if she were fucking me (in some crazy alternate universe) I'd probably be tired of her shit after a month. If that crazy alternate lets me fuck Megan Fox I'm sure it would let me fuck a smarter, less annoying girl.

:thumbsup:

She has entered the same realm of Britney, Hilton, Lohan, etc.

Why don't these women actually do something productive with their celeb status?

 

[SP33Demon]

This pic is smoking.

 

[techs]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
This pic is smoking.

The best shot of her was in Transformers 1.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Those quotes were hilarious. It doesn't make her sound stupid - it makes her sound like a college student (and she is the age of one - I hang out with people older than her).

 

[MrMatt]

"Farts like a longshoreman, leaves shit in your tolit, doesn?t wipe her ass or she would see the turds. Please, you take her, and I?ll take Scarlett, she has a brain and is clean, or she wouldn?t get perfume sponsors. Fox has tatoos,like a biker,and the ?ABC?s on her back so she won?t forget how to read and speak. ?Damn?, feces in her ass crack, can you imagin what her twat smells like. She can use Scarlet?s used tampons? and probably not notice."

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: silverpig
I like how she rips on Scarlett for using sophisticated vocabulary, then rips on 20-something year old men for not being able to offer anything conversationally.

well, you can hold meaningful conversations and not have the vocabulary of a distinguished speaker.

i can hold a meaningful conversation and keep the vocabulary very simple if I want. you don't have to have class with your words to make those words still meaningful. It's in the context and flow.

All those quotes don't make me view her as an idiot , rather, as something people don't look to in Hollywood... someone who is down to earth. She makes no effort to present herself as anything other than a simple down to earth girl, and seems to be able to be "one of the guys". To me, that makes her hotter. I hate the dumbass hot ones who act like there still in junior high.

Maybe, but just because someone else has a good vocabulary, it doesn't mean you get to rip on them because you can't put together a sentence with a word that has more than 2 syllables.

"Like, I know... that is SOOOO totally... I know..." is hardly meaningful conversation, even if the other person is 40 and talking about the nature of the universe.

Down to earth? How is someone who drops a deuce and leaves it sitting there for the next person down to earth? To me that shows a disconnect from reality.

 

[Fox5]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Those quotes were hilarious. It doesn't make her sound stupid - it makes her sound like a college student (and she is the age of one - I hang out with people older than her).

I agree. However, she is a bit of an attention wanter, but I've known plenty of girls who run their mouths without regard for who they upset.

 

[Phokus]

?I?m horrible to live with. I don?t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ?Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn?t flush.?

Wow that's disgusting... worse than having pointy elbows, i think she's a 6 now.

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Those quotes were hilarious. It doesn't make her sound stupid - it makes her sound like a college student (and she is the age of one - I hang out with people older than her).

It absolutely makes her sound stupid. I didn't hang around idiots like that when I was her age. There's always room for standards, and age isn't an important part of that equation.

 

[LifesABeta]

I love megan fox, would wife her and have a kid named Brian.

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: sao123
all i can say is wow... i feel dumber having read that.

I felt something too. Is that what it's called now?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: lxskllr

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Those quotes were hilarious. It doesn't make her sound stupid - it makes her sound like a college student (and she is the age of one - I hang out with people older than her).

It absolutely makes her sound stupid.

It was designed to. The quotes were cherry-picked for that purpose. If you or I gave enough interviews, the press could make each of us -- most any of us -- look that stupid, too.

What she sounds like to me is open, frank, unpretentious . . . and while not your basic intellectual:

I don?t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I?ve every learned to prove, like, ?Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.?

. . . She's also not howlingly dumb, either. Christ, there are plenty of quotes from Bush or Palin or little Danny Quayle that sound FAR stupider.

Don't hate on her 'cause she's hot. Have some compassion, folks.

Hot girls need a horny but understanding guy, too. :rose;

:laugh;

 

[Fritzo]

I'm thinking of making this my new quote:

Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn?t flush

 

[0roo0roo]

eh she's playing a character, trying to be a saucy dame. so far its working for her so what we think doesnt matter.

 

[ric1287]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
eh she's playing a character, trying to be a saucy dame. so far its working for her so what we think doesnt matter.

if by saucy you mean dumb as a fucking rock...yes, yes she is

 

[WildHorse]

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[nerp]

Originally posted by: BTRY B 529th FA BN
the megan fox fad will be over soon

I'd look forward to it too, but all the dumbasses here will be fixated on some other average looking skank. Oh well.

 

[El Guaraguao]

Somebody give this woman a double whopper ffs!

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
Somebody give this woman a double whopper ffs!

Lookin' forward to that monster loaf in your toilet eh?

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: ric1287

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
eh she's playing a character, trying to be a saucy dame. so far its working for her so what we think doesnt matter.

if by saucy you mean dumb as a fucking rock...yes, yes she is

i mean saucy as in mouthy which has nothing to do with intelligence.

anyways she'll be on conan next week.

 

[harobikes333]

some people just are better off not talking.

 

[TehMac]

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